Ha, thought the title would get your attention. So here we go.

A goddess cannot have a low self-esteem! They need to approach love, sex and relationships with a open heart...and a few tricks up their sleeves. Not falling into the spiral of worrying unduly about their security within a relationship and fearful that the latest attractive woman to enter their social group as a threat.
To warrent the treatment of a goddess, you need to act like someone who is worthy of worship in all weathers, who isn't going to resort to displaying signs of insecurity or jealousy at the merest hint of a glamorous distraction. The trainee goddess must learn to cultivate consistency of mood, generosity of spirit and an air of mystery. She must be a consummate professional in the art of seduction, thinking of herself as fabulous at all times. She will love flirting and entertaining and know that men love women who listen to them.

So are you a goddess or (a god for that matter) both in and out of the bedroom.

Post your comments but please remember the forums rules we don't want to get banned.

well I'm learning how to be one - just getting sexual tips from far east!!

Its been so long since I made love, I cant remember who gets tied up! :)

I'm a trainee goddess.:)

I'm a trainee goddess.:)

Well while youre training , remember its OK to laugh in the bedroom as long as you dont point ! :cool:

Well while youre training , remember its OK to laugh in the bedroom as long as you dont point ! :cool:

How can you point when your'e tied up ?:hihi::huh:

How can you point when your'e tied up ?:hihi::huh:

Im giving Sav.tips arent I ? Shes only a trainee. Im an experienced Goddess.:)

Im giving Sav.tips arent I ? Shes only a trainee. Im an experienced Goddess.:)

I thought you were a Goddess of the cleaning cupboard :P:P:P:P:o

Well while youre training , remember its OK to laugh in the bedroom as long as you dont point ! :cool:


What would I be laughing at? :D

What would I be laughing at? :D

You tell me ! :hihi::hihi::hihi:

What would I be laughing at? :D



;);););):o:help:

You tell me ! :hihi::hihi::hihi:

It wouldn't be size - would it now? :D

As a bedroom Goddess I wear a perfume called " New Car Interior" .It always works for me. :)

;);););):o:help:

Was you trying to tell me something? :hihi:

As a bedroom Goddess I wear a perfume called " New Car Interior" .It always works for me. :)

Have you tried the "country lanes" new range ?

Was you trying to tell me something? :hihi:

No not me,Madam;)

No not me,Madam;)

Shame!! :( :( :hihi:

It wouldn't be size - would it now? :D

No, I never go on size. Men like very young women Sav like yourself. I know a man who dates em so young, he'll soon be dating sperm ! :)

No, I never go on size. That I do not have worry about!! ;)


Men like very young women Sav like yourself.

Do they? Pity I do not like them. :D

That I do not have worry about!! ;)



Do they? Pity I do not like them. :D

Not to worry Sav. Dont get like me. Ive been on more laps than a napkin.:)

Not to worry Sav. Dont get like me. Ive been on more laps than a napkin.:)

So that would be two? :D

So that would be two? :D

No, its lovely being a woman. A bedroom Goddess. Id rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships. Think about it ! :)

No, its lovely being a woman. A bedroom Goddess. Id rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships. Think about it ! :)



Yes it is nice...I must admit. ;)

Yes it is nice...I must admit. ;)

Yes, if they ever invent a vibrator that can open pickle jars, men have had it ! :)

I love pickles. :)

I love pickles. :)

Any wiser now then on being A Bedroom Goddess? :hihi::hihi::hihi:

Any wiser now then on being A Bedroom Goddess? :hihi::hihi::hihi:

NO!! ;) I'll ask!!

NO!! ;) I'll ask!!

Can you imagine a world without men. No crime, and lots of fat, happy women. :)

Can you imagine a world without men. No crime, and lots of fat, happy women. :)


I can, that is easy for me to imagine.;)

I can, that is easy for me to imagine.;)

The more I see of men , the more I admire dogs.!:)

The more I see of men , the more I admire dogs.!:)

Me too...Now where's Sophie!! :hihi:

Jeez what are you girls like ? good job we know you ladies love us really :hihi:

Jeez what are you girls like ? good job we know you ladies love us really :hihi:

Arent men those creatures with two legs and eight hands ? :)

With the right woman yes :hihi:
Love your avatar Pattricia they are always so classy.

The more I see of men , the more I admire dogs.!:)

Can I be your poodle then?:D

With the right woman yes :hihi:
Love your avatar Pattricia they are always so classy.

Im afraid they arent of me though Wallace. :( Im far better looking than that ! ;)

Can I be your poodle then?:D

Down boy, down! :D

Im afraid they arent of me though Wallace. :( Im far better looking than that ! ;)

I know sweety i know :love:

Can I be your poodle then?:D

Dog or bitch ?;)

Dog or bitch ?;)

Really Tarquin !!! This thread is about How To Be A Bedroom Goddess and you bring smut into it dont you ? :rolleyes:

Really Tarquin !!! This thread is about How To Be A Bedroom Goddess and you bring smut into it dont you ? :rolleyes:

Pah:P:P:P:P:loopy:

any joy from the far east cressida

Give me George Clooney and Ill show you how to be a bedroom Goddess.:heyhey:

anyone wanting an opinion on there skills pm me :hihi::hihi:

I will show any girlies on here,who need training,how to be a bedroom goddess!:D

I will show any girlies on here,who need training,how to be a bedroom goddess!:D

Why are you a transexual ?:roll:

Why are you a transexual ?:roll:

Yes,would that be a drawback?:hihi:

Yes,would that be a drawback?:hihi:

Slightly......................:roll:

Yep goddess in practice here, think im ready to get my wings hehe..

I'm a Goddess...or so I like to think :hihi:

anyone wanting an opinion on there skills pm me :hihi::hihi:

So mr yosh, what makes u think u qualify as someone who can give an opinion on bedroom godess'........;)

Damn, I slipped up. I can't spell. Hopefully a real man might not notice....lol

Yes, if they ever invent a vibrator that can open pickle jars, men have had it ! :)

You've obviously never been to a pampered chef party Pattricia! ;)

You've obviously never been to a pampered chef party Pattricia! ;)

Tell me about it !! :D

How does a man worship a bedroom goddess?

How does a man worship a bedroom goddess?

Gets down on his knees of course.:)

former goddess here slowly regaining her status

Gets down on his knees of course.:)

Would the bedroom goddess return that compliment as part of the demonstration of her divinity? ;)

Would the bedroom goddess return that compliment as part of the demonstration of her divinity? ;)

Of course, Im as pure as the driven slush dontcha know !;)

It's the materials you work with - If they are up to scratch anyone can be a goddess :hihi:

It's the materials you work with - If their up to scratch anyone can be a goddess :hihi:

Spoken like a true Dame.!!!:thumbsup:

Spoken like a true Dame.!!!:thumbsup:

:hihi: Girl POWAAARH :hihi:

How does a man worship a bedroom goddess?

Well, well now, where does one I start. (I'll keep it clean this is a family forum after all).

As was said on your knees is of course one of the ways. But she loves to be brought beautiful gifts of flowers, chocolates and perfume and sexy clothing and all manner of ritural rights of the room in question. And for that you would be richly rewarded ;) ****cough***

I'm offering my service to any woman who wants to practice being a bedroom godess. I am fully house trained (well sort of).

I'll make you laugh (well if I cloth off I will!), I'll make you cry (if I sing a song for you...I'm really that bad)

Oh and if you want to tie me up.....that's even better :thumbsup:

Mick...Mick I tried to send you a boring PM but your inbox is full of invitaions from the stampede of bedroom goddess'

Mick...Mick I tried to send you a boring PM but your inbox is full of invitaions from the stampede of bedroom goddess'

Hi fitbird :) - my inbox is empty (as usual)....lol

It must be a glich with the system - hope you're ok flower and had a nice christmas and that.....if you're bored you can come over and practice being a bedroom dominatrix I mean goddess with me :hihi:

My Christmas was super Mick and yeah I'll come and hide in your cave anytime. xx