View Full Version : Worst thing a partner/spouse has done to you?


xafier
25-03-2005, 11:10
Whats the cruellest or worst thing a wife/girlfriend or husband/boyfriend has done to you?

I think one of the cruellest things my ex did to me involved tweezers, she had an obsession with plucking my eyebrows! it was all well and good the first time which I agreed to, but damn it hurt!

anyways, one time I hadn't shaved for a couple of days and she was doing them and she decided she wanted to pluck a hair from a mole I have on the side of my cheek... this mole got ripped off when I was younger in a scrap, so its rather sensitive as its a mole and scar tissue (not the best area when I'm shaving my face thats for sure!)... I was like "NO WAY, NOT ON THIS PLANET!", she promised me allsorts of things if I'd let her pluck just one hair from it for fun... I still said no, cus I knew how much it'd hurt, but she was like "nah it wont hurt that much".

she said she wouldn't do it, so I close my eyes whilst she finishes attacking my eyebrows... next thing, I'm screaming, the crazy woman yanked a hair out of my mole and it didnt half bloody hurt!

so come on, whats the most evil thing your current or ex partner has done to you?

dawny1
25-03-2005, 11:22
Why should it only be the worst thing a wife/girlfriend has done?

Lets make it husband/boyfriend too.

Worst thing done to me was when I was in a jacuzzi with my boyfriend - we were facing eachother. It was a bit of a tight squeeze and our bums were touching - next minute he let rip - the aim was very accurate if you get my drift!

More bubbles appeared and the echo was phenomenal!

He thought it was hilarious!

xafier
25-03-2005, 11:26
Originally posted by dawny1
Lets make it husband/boyfriend too.

I agree, I actually meant to put that!

can a mod change the title to:

"cruellest thing a partner has done to you?"

thanks :D

tiffy
25-03-2005, 12:07
This thread brings so many things to mind - thanks for that. Now I need counselling.

owdlad
25-03-2005, 17:45
Marigolds :lol: :nono: :shakes: :gag:

royjames
25-03-2005, 18:19
Marrying me,will never forgive her for that.:hihi:

D2J
25-03-2005, 18:24
Originally posted by royjames
Marrying me,will never forgive her for that

Did she know what she was getting married to at the time :suspect: :P

x_LoUiSe_x
25-03-2005, 20:35
my fella has a habbit of farting on me :gag: :rant:

Shiesh
25-03-2005, 22:32
boo hoo.. but have a one night stand!! I was gutted!!

I have forgiven but will never forget!!!!



:cry:

Kristian
25-03-2005, 22:36
Dump me for someone half his age! I got my own back though, he didn't cancel my visa card in time.... :D

K x

bellis
25-03-2005, 22:49
my ex smashed up all my coffee cups i used to buy from football games must have been over 50 of them the evil woman:o

Kristian
25-03-2005, 23:31
Originally posted by panda79
my ex smashed up all my coffee cups i used to buy from football games must have been over 50 of them the evil woman:o

What had you done to deserve this Mr Panda? ;)

K x

bellis
25-03-2005, 23:41
Originally posted by Kristian
What had you done to deserve this Mr Panda? ;)

K x

wouldnt partake in sexual relations with her:o :o :o

Kristian
25-03-2005, 23:43
Originally posted by panda79
wouldnt partake in sexual relations with her:o :o :o

Okay, I'll buy that, it is late... :D :suspect:

K x

depoix
26-03-2005, 08:23
i have been stabbed, poisoned, knocked out, had my stereo smashed up, house wrecked, old un replaceable photos destroyed, dog sold, cheated on, forced into paying her debts, robbed,lied to, but not always by the same ex...........

hazel
26-03-2005, 08:26
Were not any of your choices of ladies good?

hazel

depoix
26-03-2005, 08:31
Originally posted by hazel
Were not any of your choices of ladies good?

hazel i must have thought so at one time, ah but love is blind.....

hazel
26-03-2005, 08:34
Perhaps you iked to live dagerously.
hazel

depoix
26-03-2005, 08:57
Originally posted by hazel
Perhaps you iked to live dagerously.
hazel in the past ive been shot at,trapped down a coal mine,buried in a brick kiln collapse,abseiled out of helicopters,down cliffs, walked across kinder scout in a white out snow blizzard , but none of these compare to living on the very edge , that comes with marrage to women with attitude

hazel
26-03-2005, 09:13
I am dumbfounded --lost for words
I can only think that you are a survivor,
Women seem to be most strong mens weak point.
I watch their brains descend in the company of a good looking woman

Hazel

SHarper
26-03-2005, 09:18
depoix, you need to write a book.....

depoix
26-03-2005, 09:34
Originally posted by SHarper
depoix, you need to write a book..... good idea but what title would i give it ?....." a married mans survival guide" perhaps ..or a pantomime? " she,s behind you "..................:help:

tiffy
26-03-2005, 09:45
Originally posted by SHarper
depoix, you need to write a book.....

Something like, 'The Saviour of Man', after all lots of other men were saved from having relationships with your chosen partners for a time and others were scared off.

slimsid2000
26-03-2005, 14:52
The worst thing that girls have ever done to me is that none of them will be my girlfriend. does thst count?

dawny1
26-03-2005, 16:13
No slimsid2000 - that just shows a lack of taste on their part!

technophobe
26-03-2005, 17:55
Some awful moments

Some years ago whilst clubbing in Sheff saw my then boyfriend fraternising with some bimbos when one of his mates saw I was in the club they came up to me and told me to leave YEH RIGHT LIKE I DID......NOT.

Another time with an ex boyfriend, my ex girlfriend dragged him up an alley to have a 'go' and when I realised where they both were I went balistic subsequently he slapped me across the face!!! and told me to stop being paranoid.

I welcome farts. lol

hazel
26-03-2005, 19:31
I think one of the worst things done to me was to be left alone ,by my ex, with a day old baby, a 2 yr old and a 5 yr old while he went to a New Years Eve all night party. He left the kettle and the baby food in the bedroom.
Hazel