"It has been reported that a male of white ethnic orientation was seen in the mid afternoon hours looking for something in his jacket and jeans pockets. Local police where called to the scene promptly, accompanied by overhead observatory support by the South Yorkshire Police helicopter. Upon further questioning, it became apparent that the 27 year old male, known as Bigflesh, was looking for a set of lost car keys".

A police spokesman later confirmed that they have made no arrests in conjunction with the incident.

Ey up bigflesh - do I take it you have had a 'bit of a bad do' or have you started early on a 'pre bank holiday session' :suspect: :hihi:

Mebe of your arms were longer and your pockets not so deep you'd have found them! :heyhey:

Originally posted by bigflesh
"It has been reported that a male of white ethnic orientation was seen in the mid afternoon hours looking for something in his jacket and jeans pockets. Local police where called to the scene promptly, accompanied by overhead observatory support by the South Yorkshire Police helicopter. Upon further questioning, it became apparent that the 27 year old male, known as Bigflesh, was looking for a set of lost car keys".

A police spokesman later confirmed that they have made no arrests in conjunction with the incident.

And how much would that little lot have cost the tax payers? :loopy:

Originally posted by bigflesh
"It has been reported that a male of white ethnic orientation was seen in the mid afternoon hours looking for something in his jacket and jeans pockets.

Typical of white ethnics. Lose their eyeballs if they didn't have lids! I blame the Home Office for keeping 'em here.:mad: