Yes, I nicked another game from elsewhere for us to play!

With this game the genie grants you one wish, but its a wish with a twist, because when you post your wish the next poster has to Grant your wish but then give it an evil twist, and then leave their wish for the next poster!

For example!!!

Poster No1 - I wish I could win the lottery.

Poster No2 - Granted, but so many other people have the same numbers that all you end up with is £10.


So.

I wish I was a 6 foot hunk with lots of muscles and tons of cash.

Yes, I nicked another game from elsewhere for us to play!

With this game the genie grants you one wish, but its a wish with a twist, because when you post your wish the next poster has to Grant your wish but then give it an evil twist, and then leave their wish for the next poster!

For example!!!

Poster No1 - I wish I could win the lottery.

Poster No2 - Granted, but so many other people have the same numbers that all you end up with is £10.


So.

I wish I was a 6 foot hunk with lots of muscles and tons of cash.

Granted ,but more people prefer whelks not muscles !!!!!!!
I wish i lived in a 10 bedroomed mansion with a huge pool and aceres(spelling!) of land .

Erm.......was that right :confused:

Granted ,but more people prefer whelks not muscles !!!!!!!
I wish i lived in a 10 bedroomed mansion with a huge pool and aceres(spelling!) of land .

Granted!

Youre on the biggest earthquake fault in the world though.


I wish I could own a Whelk farm.

Erm.......was that right :confused:

Yep! Perfect!

Granted!

Youre on the biggest earthquake fault in the world though.


I wish I could own a Whelk farm.

Granted !

But theres a plague of naughty Jabberwockys on the loose and all they eat is whelks !!!!




I wish it was hot and sunny everyday .

Granted!

Youre on the biggest earthquake fault in the world though.


I wish I could own a Whelk farm.

Then we would have a water shortage and none would survive.

I wish i had a fast car in which was uncrashable :)

Granted! Its a die cast metal toy car.


I wish I was on a desert island, surrounded by sex starved totty!

Ooooo we`re overlapping each other!

I can see a lot of editing on this thread :D

Granted! Its a die cast metal toy car.


I wish I was on a desert island, surrounded by sex starved totty!

In which they would be water starved too and sex would make them dehydrate and die..

(i think my posts are all related somehow)

I wish i was taller!

Does that mean your not gonna grant my wish then ???

In which they would be water starved too and sex would make them dehydrate and die..

(i think my posts are all related somehow)

I wish i was taller!

granted !


But you have to spend the next 5 years attached to a rack that stretches you .


i wish i was the only woman in the world and all the men were very horny and good looking :heyhey:

granted !


But you have to spend the next 5 years attached to a rack that stretches you .


i wish i was the only woman in the world and all the men were very horny and good looking :heyhey:

Granted!

Trouble is theyre all gay!

I wish I could eat and eat and not get fat.

Granted!

Trouble is theyre all gay!

I wish I could eat and eat and not get fat.

Granted! Trouble is, you're a ghost.

I wish I was allowed a new puppy!

Granted

But now everyone takes the mick out of your one tit

I wish my house would self clean

Granted

But now everyone takes the mick out of your one tit

I wish my house would self clean

Granted
But now your nose is constantly twitching like the witch in bewitched

I wish I was slender again

Granted
But the fashion industry have decided to only make larger sizes so everthing hangs off you like a sack

I wish I could sing like an Angel

Granted
But you have to die first



I wish I didn't have to wear glasses

Granted!

But then you would have no eyes at all.

I wish i owned a car like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Granted!

But then you would have no eyes at all.

I wish i owned a car like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Granted but you would have to spend your life with Dick Van Dyke

I wish I didn't have to straighten my hair

granted, but it'll all fall out

i wish i had an inpermiable immune system

Granted! But it's only cos your straighteners have been nicked.

I wish my neighbours would shut up!

opps, beat me too it :s

I wish my neighbours would shut up!


Granted! But they're only quiet because your horrifying inlaws have come to live with you FOREVER!

I wish I had a live-in chef

....................................

Granted,but it's Chemical Ali from Iraq.

I wish i didn't have to work,but got paid my salary regardless.

Granted! But they're only quiet because your horrifying inlaws have come to live with you FOREVER!

I wish I had a live-in chef

Granted, but all they can cook is Cabbage soup.

I wish I was at home in bed....

Granted, but all they can cook is Cabbage soup.

I wish I was at home in bed....

Granted,but SlimSid is also in it!!

I wish i had a brand new ferrari.

Granted,but SlimSid is also in it!!

I wish i had a brand new ferrari.

haha..

Granted but you are not allowed to drive it, only look at it.

I wish I was going on holiday tomorrow....

haha..

Granted but you are not allowed to drive it, only look at it.

I wish I was going on holiday tomorrow....

But whilst you were there the weather would be horrendus and the flights would all be delayed going in and out.

I wish i had an indoor swimming pool!

But whilst you were there the weather would be horrendus and the flights would all be delayed going in and out.

I wish i had an indoor swimming pool!

Granted,but it's full of spiders and assorted bugs.

I wish I could have a night with Sarah Harding.

Granted, but it's Sarah Harding who works in the chippy down the road who's a minger

I wish I never had to worry about money again

Granted, but it's Sarah Harding who works in the chippy down the road who's a minger

I wish I never had to worry about money again


Granted, but you wouldn't be allowed to spend it..

I wish I was a size 12....

Granted, but it's Sarah Harding who works in the chippy down the road who's a minger

I wish I never had to worry about money again

Granted,but you will be ill with every affliction going forever.

I wish i lived in a massive villa in a hot country abroad.

Granted, but you wouldn't be allowed to spend it..

I wish I was a size 12....

Granted, but everyone takes the mickey out of your big feet.

I Wish My sarny who hurry up and arrive.

Granted,but you will be ill with every affliction going forever.

I wish i lived in a massive villa in a hot country abroad.

Granted..but no one else would live in that country and you would be very lonely.

i wish it was 4.30 and I could go home...

Granted, but everyone takes the mickey out of your big feet.

I Wish My sarny who hurry up and arrive.

Granted, but it has a big hair in when it arrives (hope it hasn't really xx)

I wish I never had to work again.........

Granted, but it has a big hair in when it arrives (hope it hasn't really xx)

I wish I never had to work again.........

Granted,but you only get £10 a week to live off.

I wish i could have a full night with Lucy Pinder.

Granted,but you only get £10 a week to live off.

I wish i could have a full night with Lucy Pinder.

Granted, but when you do you realise she is completely airbrushed in all the magazines and she is really a minger with small boobies hehe

I wish I could go out tonight and get drunk....

Granted, but when you do you realise she is completely airbrushed in all the magazines and she is really a minger with small boobies hehe

I wish I could go out tonight and get drunk....

Granted,but you will wake up in the morning with SlimSid and a massive hangover!:hihi:

I wish i could have the fastest road car in the world.

Granted,but you will wake up in the morning with SlimSid and a massive hangover!:hihi:

I wish i could have the fastest road car in the world.

Granted, but it would get stolen the first day you had it.

I wish I could buy all the clothes I wanted....

Granted, but it would get stolen the first day you had it.

I wish I could buy all the clothes I wanted....

Granted,but they are all 2 sizes too small.

I wish my man flu would go away sharpish!

Granted,but they are all 2 sizes too small.

I wish my man flu would go away sharpish!

aww you could have said too big steve :roll:

Granted...but then you would get Herpes :o

I wish that I could have all the money in the word....

Granted, but you lost the key to the safe where it is stored

I wish Someone would buy me a ticket for a round the world holiday

Granted, but you lost the key to the safe where it is stored

I wish Someone would buy me a ticket for a round the world holiday

Granted,but it's for Iraq,Zimbabwe,Iran and Skeggy.

I wish i was laid on a beach in a lovely hot country right now.

Granted,but it's for Iraq,Zimbabwe,Iran and Skeggy.

I wish i was laid on a beach in a lovely hot country right now.

Granted but it would be on the main donkey ride / metal detecting route and the sea would be a nasty brown colour.

I wish I my brand new shoes didn't squeak EVERY time I walk thorugh the office...

Granted but it would be on the main donkey ride / metal detecting route and the sea would be a nasty brown colour.

I wish I my brand new shoes didn't squeak EVERY time I walk thorugh the office...

Granted, but you would trump everytime you walked throught the office instead...and it would stink...

I wish I could go home and all my housework will have been done for me...

Granted but it would be on the main donkey ride / metal detecting route and the sea would be a nasty brown colour.

I wish I my brand new shoes didn't squeak EVERY time I walk thorugh the office...

Granted,but your soles will fall off and you will get drawing pins etc stuck in your feet.

I wish all the speed cameras in Britain were torn down and scrapped.

Granted - but then your car went missing and you had to get around on a donkey...with Irritable bowel syndrome.

I wish i could fly :)

....................

Granted - but then your car went missing and you had to get around on a donkey...with Irritable bowel syndrome.

I wish i could fly :)

Granted,but you got to live in a nest with Magpies.

I wish i got paid £100,000 a week,plus overtime!

Granted!

But for this, you would have to work some horrible horrible job, 22 hours a day with no time off :)

I wish that my house was really neat and tidy , without me having to so much as lift a finger.

Granted!

But for this, you would have to work some horrible horrible job, 22 hours a day with no time off :)

I wish that my house was really neat and tidy , without me having to so much as lift a finger.

Granted,but you will increase in size by 1 stone per month.

I wish Kelly Brook kept texting me,begging for a date.

Granted - but then Kelly Brooks fella would turn up on your doorstep...

I wish brad pitt was only 25..

Granted - but then Kelly Brooks fella would turn up on your doorstep...

I wish brad pitt was only 25..

Granted,but he's rubbish in bed...:D

I wish i had my own private jet.

Granted,but he's rubbish in bed...:D

I wish i had my own private jet.

Granted but it would crash....

I wish i was browner....

Granted but it would crash....

I wish i was browner....

Granted,but you will have to dance like Usher.

I wish i had £10,000 to spend in Meadowhell.

Granted,but you will have to dance like Usher.

I wish i had £10,000 to spend in Meadowhell.

Granted but you woudl have to spend it all in poundland...

I wish I looked like Cheryl out of girls aloud.......

Granted but you woudl have to spend it all in poundland...

I wish I looked like Cheryl out of girls aloud.......

Granted,but she's really a bloke.

I wish i could have a long weekend in a plush hotel with all of Girls Aloud.

Granted,but she's really a bloke.

I wish i could have a long weekend in a plush hotel with all of Girls Aloud.

So do I (ahem)

Granted, but don't forget Cheryl is really a bloke Stevie :o

I wish I could have a weekend in a plush hotel with Davi Beckham...hubba hubba :love::love:

So do I (ahem)

Granted, but don't forget Cheryl is really a bloke Stevie :o

I wish I could have a weekend in a plush hotel with Davi Beckham...hubba hubba :love::love:

Granted,but Posh and all their kids will be there as well.

I wish Sheffield United were premier league & F.A. cup winners!

Granted,but Posh and all their kids will be there as well.

I wish Sheffield United were premier league & F.A. cup winners!

hahahaha Granted but then you would wake up and realise it was all a dream :hihi:

I wish Wendesday were Premier League and F.A. Cup winners...

hahahaha Granted but then you would wake up and realise it was all a dream :hihi:

I wish Wendesday were Premier League and F.A. Cup winners...

Granted,but you would wake up in a nut house!!:D

I wish i could stay in bed all day,everyday with a bevvy of beauties.

Granted,but you would wake up in a nut house!!:D

I wish i could stay in bed all day,everyday with a bevvy of beauties.

Granted, but for every beauty there would be one not so beautiful...

I wish I could stay in bed all day full stop :hihi:

Granted, but for every beauty there would be one not so beautiful...

I wish I could stay in bed all day full stop :hihi:

Granted, but when you peeled back the duvet to go to the loo, you would have no legs!

I wish i could eat a whole tin of quality street without putting on weight...

Granted, but when you peeled back the duvet to go to the loo, you would have no legs!

I wish i could eat a whole tin of quality street without putting on weight...

Granted but they would make all your teeth fall out...

I wish the sun was shining...

Granted but you will get a very bad case of sunburn

I wish I could eat chocolates without putting weight on

Granted!
But chocolate would suddenly taste revolting..

I wish that my car never needed washing and was always shiny red :)

Granted! But you can't drive it, the engines gone.

I've got headache I wish it would go away :sad:

Granted, but you'd then find you had piles instead

I wish I could have a long holiday in Italy

Granted, but you'd then find you had piles instead

I wish I could have a long holiday in Italy

Granted, but then Italy would have a civil war.

I wish i knew how to read cards and became rich and famous through Poker

Granted, but then Italy would have a civil war.

I wish i knew how to read cards and became rich and famous through Poker

Granted,but you will get beaten up if you keep clearing everyone out!

I wish i was on holiday in a hot country.

Zimbabwe quite warm this time of year


I wish I could fly

Zimbabwe quite warm this time of year


I wish I could fly


Granted, but you'd become scared of heights

I wish I had £1,000,000,000

Granted, but you'd become scared of heights

I wish I had £1,000,000,000

Granted but you wouldn't be allowed to spend it

I wish my headached would go away, it hurts :(

Granted but you wouldn't be allowed to spend it

I wish my headached would go away, it hurts :(

But then you would get backache instead :( (hope u feel better soon hun!)

I wish it was 6pm already!

But the clock will be fixed permanently at 6 pm so you won't know what time it is

I wish I had a cheese named after me

But the clock will be fixed permanently at 6 pm so you won't know what time it is

I wish I had a cheese named after me

Granted but if you did cheese would be all you could eat for the rest of your life..

Wish I didn't have to go back to work tomorrow...

Granted but if you did cheese would be all you could eat for the rest of your life..

Wish I didn't have to go back to work tomorrow...

Granted--but they have sent you your P45 through the post...

I wish I could write a successful Mills & Boon novel

Granted--but they have sent you your P45 through the post...

I wish I could write a successful Mills & Boon novel
Granted, but your future potential for a serious literary career would be in ruins.


I wish I could fly off to Boston tomorrow.

Granted, but your future potential for a serious literary career would be in ruins.


I wish I could fly off to Boston tomorrow.

Granted--but it will be to Boston, Lincolnshire

I wish I could carve beautiful sculptures

Granted--but it will be to Boston, Lincolnshire

I wish I could carve beautiful sculptures
Granted, but your controversial tribute to the London Gherkin, sold to the council and erected in Fargate, causes such a furore that you're forced to leave Sheffield and assume a new identity.


I wish I had my own private swimming pool.

Granted, but your controversial tribute to the London Gherkin, sold to the council and erected in Fargate, causes such a furore that you're forced to leave Sheffield and assume a new identity.


I wish I had my own private swimming pool.

Granted, but you could only afford to have it 12 inches deep

I wish I could play a musical instrument well

Granted, but you could only afford to have it 12 inches deep

I wish I could play a musical instrument well
Granted, but it's the triangle.

I wish I could have Ben Folds and Tori Amos play a private concert in my living room.

Granted, but it's the triangle.

I wish I could have Ben Folds and Tori Amos play a private concert in my living room.

Granted, but it's so small you'll have to stand in the hall to listen to it

I wish I could find a crock of gold at the end of the rainbow

Granted, but it's so small you'll have to stand in the hall to listen to it

I wish I could find a crock of gold at the end of the rainbow
Granted, but it's all iron pyrite.


I wish it was camping and cycling weather - roll on June!

I wish it was camping and cycling weather - roll on June!

Granted, it will be soon but then you'll get bitten to death by midges and mozzies


I wish I didn't have to work

Granted, it will be soon but then you'll get bitten to death by midges and mozzies


I wish I didn't have to work
Granted, but you'll have to sell your body and eat from skips to survive.


I wish I had a chef, butler, maid and gardener to sort out my less than Martha Stewart-like house.

granted!
But they stole all your possessions and sold them on cheap...

I wish i could go backwards and forwards in time.

granted!
But they stole all your possessions and sold them on cheap...

I wish i could go backwards and forwards in time.

Granted, but you keep meeting yourself, take an instant dislike and engage in fisticuffs.


I wish I'd have asked my sexy English teacher, Miss Pozowska, for a dance at the start of the song rather than towards the end

Granted, but you keep meeting yourself, take an instant dislike and engage in fisticuffs.


I wish I'd have asked my sexy English teacher, Miss Pozowska, for a dance at the start of the song rather than towards the end
Granted, but it would have been a tango and you'd have dropped her when it came to the difficult bits.


I wish I could complete this bloody lava pit pyramid level in Tomb Raider :hihi: .

Granted, but you keep meeting yourself, take an instant dislike and engage in fisticuffs.


I wish I'd have asked my sexy English teacher, Miss Pozowska, for a dance at the start of the song rather than towards the end

Granted, but she tried to teach you a crazy Polish dance and you trod on her feet

I wish I had a narrowboat on the canals

Granted, but she tried to teach you a crazy Polish dance and you trod on her feet

I wish I had a narrowboat on the canals

Granted but you are so tall you wouldnt fit in it.



I wish Walt were really George Clooney.

Granted but you are so tall you wouldnt fit in it.



I wish Walt were really George Clooney.

Granted, but he'd be in his 60s and grew a beard

I wish I had a private stretch limo

Granted, but he'd be in his 60s and grew a beard

I wish I had a private stretch limo

Granted. But what would you do with it ?


I wish I could win The Lottery.

Granted. But what would you do with it ?


I wish I could win The Lottery.

Granted, but you shared it with 100 others!

I wish I was better at DIY

Granted, but you shared it with 100 others!

I wish I was better at DIY

Granted but you are already good at DIY



I wish I didnt have to leave Walt now but I do.:(

Granted but you are already good at DIY



I wish I didnt have to leave Walt now but I do.:(

Granted, but we will be together again, won't we?

Granted, but we will be together again, won't we?

I flippin well hope so.! :roll::roll:

Granted,but Posh and all their kids will be there as well.

I wish Sheffield United were premier league & F.A. cup winners!

Granted, but Wednesday would win the European Championship same season.

I wish I lived in Ireland

Granted, you wee little bogtrooter you with your quaint father ted accent!


I wish I had a holiday home in New Zealand

Granted, but Wednesday would win the European Championship same season.

I wish I lived in Ireland

How embarassing, replied to totally the wrong post...

Granted but you are already good at DIY



I wish I didnt have to leave Walt now but I do.:(


Granted, but you will meet Walt and he will be fifty stone and look like SlimSid2000 after a hard night on the tiles but only half as attractive.

Granted, you wee little bogtrooter you with your quaint father ted accent!


I wish I had a holiday home in New Zealand

Am not a boggtrotter thank you. You can have a holiday home in New Zealand. But Jade Good lives there too.

I wish I had time for a dog...

I wish I had time for a dog...

The dog would demand a walk at 6am, 11am, 4pm, 7pm and midnight and would pull you over breaking your ankle



I wish beer didn't make me fat

Granted, beer doesn't make you fat. But the only beer now available is Carling.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

You don't have to go to work tomorrow.......you have to come round here instead ;)

I wish I knew the secret to life the universe and everything

You don't have to go to work tomorrow.......you have to come round here instead ;)

I wish I knew the secret to life the universe and everything

You do.......but the answer is 42.

I wish Arsenal were winning the Premiership.

I wish Arsenal were winning the Premiership.

Granted, but they still get overtaken by Man Utd on the last day of the season


I wish I wasn't alone tonight

Granted, but they still get overtaken by Man Utd on the last day of the season


I wish I wasn't alone tonight
Granted, you're not, but you can't choose who it is you're with.


I wish I had a holiday booked to look forward to.

Granted, because don't worry, Jodie Marsh is coming around.

I wish I had a Bentley and a limo driver.

I wish I had a holiday booked to look forward to.

You have, but its in Afghanistan


I wish I could become invisible

Granted, you're not, but you can't choose who it is you're with.


I wish I had a holiday booked to look forward to.


You do. But it's to Kabul.

I wish I could go to sleep. :sad:

You have, but its in Afghanistan


I wish I could become invisible
Granted. Click on that link that says 'My Control Panel' :P .


I wish my fridge had food in it so I didn't have to go to Tesco tomorrow.

I wish my fridge had food in it so I didn't have to go to Tesco tomorrow.

Granted, but you wouldn't know what to do with the food apart from microwave it and it would turn out horrible and uneatable


I wish I had some more wine

Granted. Click on that link that says 'My Control Panel' :P .


I wish my fridge had food in it so I didn't have to go to Tesco tomorrow.

Granted, but it's full of Tofu.

I wish I owned Beckingham Palace

Granted, but you wouldn't know what to do with the food apart from microwave it and it would turn out horrible and uneatable


I wish I had some more wine

Granted but it's Chardonnay.

I wish I looked like Angelina Jolie

Granted, but you wouldn't know what to do with the food apart from microwave it and it would turn out horrible and uneatable


I wish I had some more wine
Granted, but it's out of a box.


I wish I could feed taxman some of my cooking :P .

I wish I could feed taxman some of my cooking :P .

Granted, but you'd have to clean the carpet afterwards


I wish I could score a winning goal in a cup final

Granted, but you'd have to clean the carpet afterwards


I wish I could score a winning goal in a cup final
Granted, but it would be in the schools' under 12s cup final.


I wish I knew where that mushroom in taxman's avatar grew so I could add it to the aforementioned food I'd microwave for him :twisted: .

Granted, but is for Scunthorpe United in the Vauxhall Cup

I wish I had Sky Plus

I wish I had Sky Plus

Granted. But you fund Murdoch's empire and he comes round to your house and eats your children


I wish food in restaurants was as good as the stuff I cook myself

Granted. You eat at a restaurant and get severe food poisoning




I'd love to have a doll's house

Granted. You eat at a restaurant and get severe food poisoning




I'd love to have a doll's house


Granted but you wouild have no dolls to put in it...

I wish it was Friday........

I wish it was Friday........

Granted, but it turns into a Freaky Friday!


I wish I'd got 6 numbers in the lottery instead of five all those years ago

granted! but with the money you would have developed a nasty addiction to cough medicine.

I wish i could cook well

granted! but with the money you would have developed a nasty addiction to cough medicine.

I wish i could cook well

Granted but you would do nothing but eat all day and get huge



I wish Sheffield Wednesday would lose their remaining two games

Granted but you would do nothing but eat all day and get huge



I wish Sheffield Wednesday would lose their remaining two games

Granted :hihi:but didnt need to waste a wish on that one :hihi:it would happen any way :hihi:

I wish my daughter got rid of her nasty attitude and was a much nicer person :roll:

granted, but she moves her biker boyfriend in with her

I wish I could converse with the birds

granted, but she moves her biker boyfriend in with her

I wish I could converse with the birds

You are doing, all these birds on sf !


I wish I could dive.

granted, but the pool happens to be empty at the time

I wish I could talk to the trees

granted, but the pool happens to be empty at the time

I wish I could talk to the trees

Would they take you away ?(the men in white coats)



I wish I could stop eating chocolate.

granted, but you then develop an aversion to rose/ wine

I wish I could talk to my cat

granted, but you then develop an aversion to rose/ wine

I wish I could talk to my cat

Granted but it would tell you how much it despised you


I wish I lived in the countryside

Granted,but your house is next to a very busy airport runway.

I wish i could retire now.