Post your drivel here and CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!!!!!

Are you rounding us all up for a culling?:hihi:

Are you rounding us all up for a culling?:hihi:

I was thinking of more along the lines of sex..

I was thinking of more along the lines of sex..

Well isn't that the same thing?:hihi:

The sausage was a fat one, it's outside was not in, it's inside was a mystery, that killed poor little Jim.

That pointless & drivelly enough for ya??

I just avoided my mother on the phone by telling her "I'm sorry I'm working! I'm very busy you know!"

If there's drivel to be done. I'm your woman and another conversation with the woman who raised me about the best way to clean my fridge and my brother's big toe can just bloody wait!

I need a wee-wee.

I just did a wee-wee.


In my frillies.

I just avoided my mother on the phone by telling her "I'm sorry I'm working! I'm very busy you know!"

If there's drivel to be done. I'm your woman and another conversation with the woman who raised me about the best way to clean my fridge and my brother's big toe can just bloody wait!

Tell us about the toe!!! You can't just start a topic and leave us dangling.

Dangling?

I was on my way to the shops then and my perv detector sounded...

Brother's toe is broken and now a bit misformed and he's got to wear some special shoes with a bigger heel. If he wasn't my brother I'd be following him round shouting "Spacca Shoes" but that would be very wrong in this day and age!

Should I spoil myself this summer and get myself some tight, red hotpants...?

Should I spoil myself this summer and get myself some tight, red hotpants...?

Yes you should and you should pad them out with a large courgette to impress the ladies:D

Yes you should and you should pad them out with a large courgette to impress the ladies:D

And a crop top and slingbacks for the lads...?

And a crop top and slingbacks for the lads...?

There are going to be some sexually confused peeps in your neck of the woods:hihi:

There are going to be some sexually confused peeps in your neck of the woods:hihi:

This is Coalville.

Its like a fones 4 U ad at the best of times.

Brother's toe is broken and now a bit misformed and he's got to wear some special shoes with a bigger heel. If he wasn't my brother I'd be following him round shouting "Spacca Shoes" but that would be very wrong in this day and age!

Give me his address - I'll shout it on your behalf :D

I'm watching 60 Minute Makeover (I know, I know, but I've got to fetch the kid in half an hour and these minstrels won't eat themselves). It's presented by a woman whose outfit and make-up were done by a six year old - Is this for real? Would you allow these people into your home?

Give me his address - I'll shout it on your behalf :D

I'm watching 60 Minute Makeover (I know, I know, but I've got to fetch the kid in half an hour and these minstrels won't eat themselves). It's presented by a woman whose outfit and make-up were done by a six year old - Is this for real? Would you allow these people into your home?

If they gave me a free telly that comes out of a sideboard and some nice vases, sure why not?

Essentially an arbitrary thread. In essence, I agree.

Erm...

wassat?

A moot point, indeed.

STOP FRIGHTENING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe





oh god I just wee-weed

Not in your frillies I hope.

Disgustarous.

Oh yes,,,, I had such a traumatic day that theyre sopping!

I may even change them one day... when the fly swarms get too much.

In conclusion to this, I'd say your best option is to just swat it.

Which opens a whole new debate, but that's another thread...

STOP FRIGHTENING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

heh heh heh heh....:evil: