I don't envy my partner going out in all weathers working as a builder but he also does not envy me looking after 4 kids.

Can you give 5 advantages in being your sex and 5 disadvantages?

Being a Woman Advantages

1. Being able to cry at Disney Films without looking too silly.
2. Going to public toilets that mostly don't stink.
3. No one can tell when you have the horn!
4. Being able to improve your looks with false bits and makeup!
5. Being able to multi-task

Disadvantages

1. P.M.T - although some men suffer also from P.M.T
(pre-match tension)
2. Not being able to pee anywhere you can stand
3. Not being able to fart,belch,swear,scratch your crotch & sit
with legs splayed apart without being thought of as un-
ladylike.
4. HAVING to improve your looks with false bits and makeup!
5. Not expected to have too much of a sexual past, most men
want to marry a virgin and make sure no-one else does.

I'm still glad I am female.

5 of each?!?

Let's just get to the basics.

Being a bloke...

For - no childbirth

'nuff said... :P

Advantages:
No P.M.T
No pregnancy
Not having to wear a piece of dental floss for underwear (keep it up though ladies :D )
Ability to drive
No spending 3 hours a day doing make-up

Disadvantages:
Try to fall asleep with a boner
Ability to fart in a crowded lift
Not looking like a plank when holding a pint of lager
Not having breasts (how good would that be?)
I can't think of another :)

Originally posted by GazB

Disadvantages:
Try to fall asleep with a boner


Also trying to pee with one, that can get messy! ;)

Sorry Steev I meant 5 of each have edited it. As for the childbirth - I wouldn't swap that experience for the world.

pro's to being male:
Being able to conduct an argument without resorting to tears.

Not having a strange fascination with interior design, babies, soap operas, celebrity gossip and soft toys.

Being able to cram every piece of relevant information into a 30 second phone call rather than ekeing it out to 3/4 hour.

Urinating standing up.

Being able to get ready in 10 minutes.

Con's to being male:

One orgasm.

Having to lift heavy stuff/getting stuff off of high shelves.

Having testicles on the outside.

Being expected to know about cars/computers/all things mechanical

Reaching a certain age and having eyebrows like two fighting badgers

Having to shave every couple of days :mad:

Sorry SilentStatic its not just men that have to shave every 2 days!

Not that I am The Bearded Lady at the circus but my legs resemble those of Patty and Selma Simpson after a couple of days!

Mmmm sexy!

Originally posted by dawny1

Not that I am The Bearded Lady at the circus but my legs resemble those of Patty and Selma Simpson after a couple of days!
Mmmm sexy!
Oh god, ewwwwwwwwwwwww!
Lol itchy?

Very itchy - I won't even mention the Bikini Line!

Originally posted by adlinds
Also trying to pee with one, that can get messy! ;)

Thanks for sharing :gag: :gag:

Originally posted by dawny1
Very itchy - I won't even mention the Bikini Line!

Doesn't that run from Heathrow to Cockfosters on the tube?

Originally posted by Swan_Vesta

Con's to being male:

One orgasm.



cons to being female :

having the ability to have more tham one orgasm but not finding a man who knows how do it :help:

For

No Q for the Toilet in a bar!
I can stand up to pee!
I can drink pints instead of halves! (ooo sexist!)
I get the good jobs in the garden like mowing the lawn!
There's 170 girls on my course, and only 9 other guys!


Against

Shaving Twice a Day! EWW!
My girlfriend has to take MY surname when we get married UGH!
I can't get into a club quickly by flirting!
My breasts don't guarantee me quick service at the bar
I can't throw a strop to get what I want!


(note: most of the above list is in jest!)

A whole list of reasons to make you laugh...

It’s good to be a woman because:

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a banana in a blender when dancing:banana:
5. No fashion ‘faux pas’ we make could EVER rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. (But it is funny!!)
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.:blush:
8. We can talk to a female without ever looking at her cleavage.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we ARE aware that we will look like an idiot !!!:loopy:
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really CAN solve all our problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway!:roll:

Go girls ! :clap:

I know I'm gonna take a real kicking for that one now - bring it on lads !!!:twisted:

Originally posted by Swan_Vesta
Being able to cram every piece of relevant information into a 30 second phone call rather than ekeing it out to 3/4 hour.

Haha! That's the first thing I thought too! :D

Good points well made Jennie8. Let the battle commence!

I can do what ever the hell I want! boys will be boys.....:thumbsup:

More fun stuff... you poor fellas... I almost feel sorry for you!

Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?
A: They can't stand criticism.

Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends. (v true!)

Q: How do men sort their laundry?
A: "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"

Q: Do you know why women fake orgasm?
A: Because men fake foreplay.

Q: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A: Shoot him again

Q: How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: Because they're practicing to be men.

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. OR Three -one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q: What is the difference between men and women...
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals”

What would us women do without you eh?:confused: