A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult
hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for
them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had
something white in its rear end." I walked over,lifted its tail, and sure
enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck
right in the middle of the cow's butt."
"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this
looks like yours!"

I don't remember much after that..."

Ah, thats lovely. Im storing all these.:D