syrup
14-04-2008, 19:11
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously
divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be
gentle, I'm still a virgin".
"What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've
be been married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept
telling me how great it's going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really
sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look
into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything
checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the
system up.
Husband #4 was Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process
but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a
new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6! was from Finance and Administration; he thought
he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or
not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he
was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk
about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did
was........ God I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm going to get
screwed!"
divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be
gentle, I'm still a virgin".
"What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've
be been married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept
telling me how great it's going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really
sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look
into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything
checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the
system up.
Husband #4 was Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process
but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a
new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6! was from Finance and Administration; he thought
he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or
not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he
was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk
about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did
was........ God I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm going to get
screwed!"