Ive decided to try Nazism out for a while to see what its like.

Im not really up on a few things so Id like to know what qualifications/attributes Id need to hone my Nazism to a fine peak of perfection.

For starters, the race... thing... Whats that all about?

Ok, I can sort of see the "Theyre taking all our jobs" thing, but to me there also seems to be a melanin thing going on, know what I mean? They seem to hate people of a... "Different hue" for some strange reason. Surely its not JUST because of a colour is it?

Ok, thats for starters, I have other queries but for starters- and if the mods allow the thread to remain, and if it doesnt turn into a forum brawl Ill have a few other questions later, that is, unless I get bored of the whole thing and decide to be a sixth day Whelkist or something.

Id like to add at this point that if you dont add to this thread, Ill hold a Beerhall putsch in your bedroom at 3am.

You can get some excellent guidance from 'The Producers' - the original version, not the re-make.

You need to be able to do soft shoe shuffle in jack boots, and sing 'Springtime for Hitler', be able to sit through operas about the Teutonic Knights and the Holy grail that last 3 days.

You have to look good in black or brown (unless you go for the 'Piggy Goering' look when pink is OK), and be able to goose-step without bursting out laughing.

Further guidance can be obtained from such documentaries as "'Allo 'Allo"...

you will need to replace the sound "v" with "f" in all your posts, replace "the" with "der" , "th" with "z", "st" with Scht and so on

"I have adopted the styles and habits of these famous Nazis"
becomes
"I haf adopted der schtyles and habits of zese infamous nazis"

there also seems to be a melanin thing going on, know what I mean? They seem to hate people of a... "Different hue" for some strange reason. Surely its not JUST because of a colour is it?

It's jealousy - your average aryan superman needs to sunbathe for 2 weeks before going white whereas your malanistically gifted "lesser races" have a lovely all year round tan with no effort. Obviously they stole out melanin!

You need to learn the art of moustache shaping

Get some nice leather boots will you ? :D

pepper your posts with reference to "undesireables", "human scum" and "untermenschen". Adopt the swastika, SS badge or totenkopf symbol as your avatar. Look up Roy James (although not literally of course)

........... Look up Roy James (although not literally of course)


:shocked: :gag: :hihi:

Ive decided to try Nazism out for a while to see what its like.

Im not really up on a few things so Id like to know what qualifications/attributes Id need to hone my Nazism to a fine peak of perfection.

For starters, the race... thing... Whats that all about?

Ok, I can sort of see the "Theyre taking all our jobs" thing, but to me there also seems to be a melanin thing going on, know what I mean? They seem to hate people of a... "Different hue" for some strange reason. Surely its not JUST because of a colour is it?

Ok, thats for starters, I have other queries but for starters- and if the mods allow the thread to remain, and if it doesnt turn into a forum brawl Ill have a few other questions later, that is, unless I get bored of the whole thing and decide to be a sixth day Whelkist or something.

Id like to add at this point that if you dont add to this thread, Ill hold a Beerhall putsch in your bedroom at 3am.

Now what is a Beerhall putsch ? :huh:

Id make a terrible Goering, I dont like the idea of snorting coke and I hate heights so a career in Der Luftwaffe is out of the question.

I suppose I could be a Himmler but Im not fond of chickens and I cant really see myself ordering the deaths of thousands of people.

I quite liked Herr Flick from Allo allo, he was a bully, an incompetant, overly pompous and a sex fiend.
Actually he could have been modelled on me!

I have the long black leather coat too, trouble is, Im a short house and the coat touches the floor- in fact, drags along it as I walk.


The sixth day Whelkists are looking more attractive all the time.

Now what is a Beerhall putsch ? :huh:

Its a putsch in a beerhall!

Here you go:

The beer hall putsch

http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/beer_hall_putsch_of_1923.htm

Here you go:

The beer hall putsch

http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/beer_hall_putsch_of_1923.htm

Now I know dont I ? :roll:

Now I know dont I ? :roll:

Well imagine that in your bedroom at 3am.

Itd keep you awake for ages.

Well imagine that in your bedroom at 3am.

Itd keep you awake for ages.

How about re enacting Crystalnacht in your bedroom, less beer to get out the duvet.....

How about re enacting Crystalnacht in your bedroom, less beer to get out the duvet.....

But crumbs of glass on the mattress... Far worse than custard cream crumbs.

Good point. Then again it'll be in your bed so I'm not that worried

Good point. Then again it'll be in your bed so I'm not that worried

But think of the sheep!

I don't often find sheep in my bed, is this a common thing amongst nazis?

But think of the sheep!

Never mind t'sheep, we want some German uniforms & boots. Have you got a stick on tache ?:D

No but sheep sha--- erm... entertaining is common amongst Jabberwocks.


As for a stick on tache... I have a third eyebrow I could use...

No but sheep sha--- erm... entertaining is common amongst Jabberwocks.


As for a stick on tache... I have a third eyebrow I could use...

Come on then get marching !!! :roll:

I would be a terrible goose-stepper come to think of it.

I infiltrated the Argentinian army during the Falklands conflict to spread veneral disease and propaganda among their troops and I remember sufering a terrible groin strain after a celebratory march one day.

Lots of sheep in the Falklands as i recall.....

Lots of sheep in the Falklands as i recall.....

He will be at home there,mort, ya ? :D

In hog heaven I should think :D [if you'll excuse the mixed metaphor]

I believe they have a thriving whelk industry too :hihi::hihi:

In hog heaven I should think :D [if you'll excuse the mixed metaphor]

I believe they have a thriving whelk industry too :hihi::hihi:

Nazis, whelks & sheep. Heavenly ! :love: