Well, you have now, chat to this robot 8)


Try this one for a better robot to chat to

http://www.elbot.com/



www.Oliverbot.com

Have some fun and catch him out. Yes its a he.

Give me what you said and what its reply was.

Me:
Are you ever wrong?

Bot:
Ever is a long time. I don't know whether or not I am wrong. I am a computer.

Me:
you are boring

Bot:
The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.

Me:
turn yourself off

Bot:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Me:
tell me a joke

Bot:
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

Me:
tell me another

Bot:
I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester the joke bot?

I think Oliver is a transexual.

He is called Oliver, and his voice is male.

But he asked me whether I was male or female, and when I said I was female, SHE said she was too :-/

Other than that, I had a brief conversation with him/her and got bored pretty quickly. Ah well!

Luckily I *do* have friends so I'll survive!

Yes, you found a flaw purplepippa, I ask what sex it was, reply was male. Then rephrase the question to are you male or female and just like you said.... it changes it mind when it ask you it back.

Then I said....

Me: Stupid
Bot: Are you calling me stupid?

Me: Yes
Bot: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me: Ha Ha
Bot: I am so glad you find this amusing, John.

terrible.

First he tells me he does not know what smoking is, next he says he is an occasional smoker.

Anyone remember Eliza the shrink?

Bot: Hello what is your name?

Me: Get stuffed

Bot: Get Stuffed, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?

Me: A wibble

Bot: Be more specific.

Me: Get stuffed

Bot: Where can I get stuffed?

Me: SWFC

Bot: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about swfc.
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Me: Chris turner?

Bot: Sure, Chris Turner sounds like a good topic.

Me: Good manager or bad?

Bot: Thanks for the compliment. Tell me a story.
Are we still talking about manager or bad?

I think it needs more work :mrgreen:

Yes - it is very poor.

Try this one

http://www.elbot.com/