Mine would be me as I'm getting hungry. Who would you like to cook for and what would you cook?

Basil. Dog meat avec jus d'arsenic served on a bed of crushed razor blades.

There are a few forummers I'd like to cook my special Mushroom Surprise for, for ingredients see my avatar!

Mine would be me as I'm getting hungry. Who would you like to cook for and what would you cook?

You can't keep starting these threads and dodge answering your own question.
Mine would be rich, I'd cook micro chips and then make a technical related joke...

Is this cooking before you execute them or after ?

Is this cooking before you execute them or after ?

You could do it before and make them eat bits of themselves before the fatal inscision...

Ooooh Dahmer territory lol

See you about 7.30 rich ;)

I'd like to feed some of those vegans a nice bacon sandwhich and cure them.

Don't cook sowwy:(
However, depending on how much I like a guy, I could be tempted to learn.

I don't dislike anyone enough to subject them to my cooking. I'd try taxman's Mushroom Surprise though (if I could bring my own mushrooms).

Don't cook sowwy:(
However, depending on how much I like a guy, I could be tempted to learn.

What do you eat then ?! :confused:

Id like to cook a meal for all the forummers who go on The Answer Thread.Weve been mates for ages, and they deserve a treat! :)

Stuff that doesnt need cooking.
It's not that I can't cook, it's that i'd rather be doing other stuff than stood in the kitchen.

Stuff that doesnt need cooking.
It's not that I can't cook, it's that i'd rather be doing other stuff than stood in the kitchen.

Like loitering on here? :P

Jaberwocky would be easy to cook for throw some whelks on a plate sprinkle with salt pepper and malt vinigar and as Mr Ramsey says done !!!

I'd like to cook for everyone, but i'd make a small charge per head, I could do with a bit of extra dosh

Jaberwocky would be easy to cook for throw some whelks on a plate sprinkle with salt pepper and malt vinigar and as Mr Ramsey says done !!!

Very good Wallace ! :D

I'd like to cook for everyone, but i'd make a small charge per head, I could do with a bit of extra dosh

Cook us a nice bit of Plaice will you ? :D

I'd like to cook for everyone, but i'd make a small charge per head, I could do with a bit of extra dosh




We'll all be round at tea time tomorrow then lol

Like loitering on here? :P

I don't come on here that often, lol.

I can't really cook, but anyone who is willing to cook for me is quite welcome :)

*Wallace* waits for a disorderly queue to form lol

You can't keep starting these threads and dodge answering your own question.
Mine would be rich, I'd cook micro chips and then make a technical related joke...

Why not proper chips wrapped in newspaper how they used to be, the Mail obviously. :)

Why not proper chips wrapped in newspaper how they used to be, the Mail obviously. :) done in beef dripping

No offers yet then :huh:

Thought they would have been beating a path to your door Nat

Thought they would have been beating a path to your door Nat

Not one single offer :(

Not one single offer :(

Ill let you share a nice bloody steak with me if you want. I baggies dipping my bread in the blood thats left on the plate when we`re done though!

Ill let you share a nice bloody steak with me if you want. I baggies dipping my bread in the blood thats left on the plate when we`re done though!

erm...i think i'll give that one a miss, thanks anyway :hihi:

has my name been mentioned yet?

has my name been mentioned yet?

Nope and no mention of me either :o

i know somthing about cooking and they told me that my cooking is nice:) i know some traditional food from middleast

Nope and no mention of me either :o

I make a lasagne that's to die for.

Not literally, though.

I make a lasagne that's to die for.

Not literally, though.

I like lasagne :D

Lasange is my speciality dish, the one I cook when I want to impress people.

I can cook anything in the kitchen though. I'm well trained, I am.

Lasange is my speciality dish, the one I cook when I want to impress people.

I can cook anything in the kitchen though. I'm well trained, I am.

Thats good, I can't cook very much, I would say pasta is my speciality dish, only cos it is easy though!! :hihi:

I was sick of not being able to cook, so I decided one day to work my way through a Good Housekeeping cookery guide from start to finish. Started with scrambled eggs, and now nothing is beyond my range. :D

Don't often have people to cook for though, as my housemate eats nothing but Subway sandwiches.

I was sick of not being able to cook, so I decided one day to work my way through a Good Housekeeping cookery guide from start to finish. Started with scrambled eggs, and now nothing is beyond my range. :D

Don't often have people to cook for though, as my housemate eats nothing but Subway sandwiches.

aah subways are nice though....but would rather have a homecooked meal :D

Anyone who isn't hungry because I'm feeling very lazy.

aah subways are nice though....but would rather have a homecooked meal :D

Subways are nice, but as he works there they are all he eats. I always make too much food anyway, so there is usually something on the go, but in the last three years I cannot remember a single instance where he has actually chosen something I have cooked over a subway.

Any no, that is not a reflection of my cooking ability. He's just weird.

Jeff Lynne, former lead singer with ELO. According to his online blog, he's registered on this site as Jeff85 but I don't think he's actually posted anything as yet.

Subways are nice, but as he works there they are all he eats. I always make too much food anyway, so there is usually something on the go, but in the last three years I cannot remember a single instance where he has actually chosen something I have cooked over a subway.

Any no, that is not a reflection of my cooking ability. He's just weird.

haha at least you're not offended..i'm sure one or two off here would be most grateful to sample your cooking :D

haha at least you're not offended..i'm sure one or two off here would be most grateful to sample your cooking :D

Hehe, I was going to give your name in response to the original question, before I saw you posted three responses offering yourself.

Edit: offering yourself to eat food, not just offering yourself. :)

Hehe, I was going to give your name in response to the original question, before I saw you posted three responses offering yourself.

Edit: offering yourself to eat food, not just offering yourself. :)

aww i'm touched haha..

And yes offering for food only :D

aww i'm touched haha..

And yes offering for food only :D

That edit was my second attempt, as the first one sounded rife with (unintentional) innuendo. :hihi:

That edit was my second attempt, as the first one sounded rife with (unintentional) innuendo. :hihi:

haha just read it again....you're right, glad for the second atempt :hihi:

Yeah, I wouldn't want to tarnish your reputation or anything... :hihi:

Yeah, I wouldn't want to tarnish your reputation or anything... :hihi:

Exactly..i'm a good girl :hihi:

I would cook you all my home made spaghetti bolognese, your all nice peeps...

I would cook you all my home made spaghetti bolognese, your all nice peeps...

ooh sounds good chick hehe :)

Exactly..i'm a good girl :hihi:

Well, there's where my interest in you ends then! :hihi: Good girls are no fun.

I'd like to cook a meal for Jabbers :twisted:

But i think i'll leave that daunting chore to his girlfriend instead....:hihi:

Well, there's where my interest in you ends then! :hihi: Good girls are no fun.

:o:P Ok :(

:o:P Ok :(

Now you're making me feel bad. :(

How about I cook for you as an apology? Your choice of meal. :D

Which forummer would you like to cook a meal for?

geoff...the main man :love:

That would be telling ;) :D

That would be telling ;) :D

Isn't that the point?:huh:

Isn't that the point?:huh:

Erm, yes.... but I dont want to say :P

Now you're making me feel bad. :(

How about I cook for you as an apology? Your choice of meal. :D

Go on then...you any good at curry??

Erm, yes.... but I dont want to say :P

I know..... ;)

Erm, yes.... but I dont want to say :P

Man of mystery hey? interesting.

But the plan of luring someone to your house/flat for dinner is only going to work if you ask them.;)

Be brave.

Go on then...you any good at curry??

I can cook anything. And made from scratch too- none of this curry-sauce-in-a-jar thing, everything made from scratch.

Mild, ot hot and spicy though?

I can cook anything. And made from scratch too- none of this curry-sauce-in-a-jar thing, everything made from scratch.

Mild, ot hot and spicy though?

Hot and Spicy please :)

I know..... ;)


You know something I dont? :suspect:

You know something I dont? :suspect:

hehe I know, I know :hihi::P

Man of mystery hey? interesting.

But the plan of luring someone to your house/flat for dinner is only going to work if you ask them.;)

Be brave.

Yup :) How you know that I've not already asked ;)

hehe I know, I know :hihi::P

Please tell :D

Please tell :D

You tell me first, and then I will know if i'm right :suspect:

Yup :) How you know that I've not already asked ;)

Because if you had you'd put his/her name up here, blokes don't generally do discrete.

Unless you asked and they said no...

I'd like to cook a meal for Patt, as she is always posting on here, i bet she hasn't had a decent cooked meal in ages!!! - never finds the time, lol :D

Unless you asked and they said no...[/QUOTE]

I feel bad now for saying this incase its true, so, sorry.

Hot and Spicy please :)

*resists temptation to make innuendo*

*resists temptation to make innuendo*

What could it possibly be??

i'd like to cook a meal for savvy as she has class and would apreciate the fine food that i would serve up to her :)

What could it possibly be??


I couldn't possibly tell you on a family forum. :suspect:

Have a few guesses.

I can't, I am too tired today :(

ide cook for Natalie H! well, i say cook, i would get a menu out and ring the takeaway of her choice!

Aww rubbish looks like shes already been fed. In that case ide probably eat alone...even more for me haha.

Aww rubbish looks like shes already been fed. In that case ide probably eat alone...even more for me haha.

Aww i'd "try" and cook for you too. Then we could swap our Malia stories hehe x

Aw, I'd cook for the both of you. :P

Nice one, we don't have to order a take away now Tess :)

See? I'm not as bad as people make me out to be. :)

See? I'm not as bad as people make me out to be. :)

aww who said you were bad? No one has said that to me :)

No one has said that. I'm being self-deprecating.

Most people on here would think I'm fantastic. Well, five at most.

No one has said that. I'm being self-deprecating.

Most people on here would think I'm fantastic. Well, five at most.

aww bless i'm sure you are, and i'm sure your cooking is too :)

aww bless i'm sure you are, and i'm sure your cooking is too :)

Darn tootin' :cool:

haddockman, obviously;) although he is a MUCH better cook then I am:(

Aside from Mr Fish, Jabbers has got to be my choice! Just because we would be FANTASTIC at grossing each other out as much as possible whilst eating said meal:love:

Aww i'd "try" and cook for you too. Then we could swap our Malia stories hehe x

precisely! and wine dont forget loooots of wine!

Aw, I'd cook for the both of you. :P

Well how could we say no to such a nice offer :)

precisely! and wine dont forget loooots of wine!

Definitely...any preference??

And I'd grate Freya's feet onto the top of whatever I cooked. And then grill it. Suberbly crisp.

Definitely...any preference??

Hmm. Im thinking a nice bottle of rose...although it depends what were getting cooked doesnt it really :hihi:

Hmm. Im thinking a nice bottle of rose...although it depends what were getting cooked doesnt it really :hihi:

We are so alike haha Rose is my fave x

We are so alike haha Rose is my fave x

haha good stuff .. what are your thoughts on vodka lime and lemonade? x

haha good stuff .. what are your thoughts on vodka lime and lemonade? x

I LOVE it, but it makes me sick :gag:

its my absolute favourite!! not yet been sick though...uh oh hope you haven't jinxed me for the weekend now lol x

its my absolute favourite!! not yet been sick though...uh oh hope you haven't jinxed me for the weekend now lol x

haha I'm sorry if I have! I think its because its so sweet. i'm ok if I have one or two, but can't be drinking it all night :) xx