The arrest of Tony Blair.
The king of crap was today arrested by officers after it came to light that he had accepted bribes to get the investigation into the BAE systems scandal dropped.
He was charged on several counts of corruption and further investigations are underway about other political malpractice including dodgy passports for his mates maids and getting the odd building society to drop complaints about another bent pal’s lies on his mortgage application form.
His misses was also arrested for being ugly in public and being far too matey with another bunch of dodgy sods.
OK, I made it up but I would really like to announce it. :D

What would you like to announce?

The arrest of Tony Blair.
The king of crap was today arrested by officers after it came to light that he had accepted bribes to get the investigation into the BAE systems scandal dropped.
He was charged on several counts of corruption and further investigations are underway about other political malpractice including dodgy passports for his mates maids and getting the odd building society to drop complaints about another bent pal’s lies on his mortgage application form.
His misses was also arrested for being ugly in public and being far too matey with another bunch of dodgy sods.OK, I made it up but I would really like to announce it. :D

What would you like to announce?If only this were true