Seen as a few people were interested I thought I would start this thread, if it goes against any rules that I'm unaware of then Mod's are quite welcome to remove it, but just drop me a PM as to what the reason is if you can :)

Anyways, this thread is for all us single guys and gals that can't find guys/gals either because they're just having bad luck with the people they meet, or just dont seem to meet anyone because they're busy or whatever...

the good thing is, you aint having to pay £10 a month to be able to send someone a message because all you'll have to do is reply to the person your interested in via the thread or by PM :D

Anyways, to get the ball rolling, I think its best if you just give some details about yourself, but obviously not too much so that your bascially telling people who you are, so your mates at work can't spot you or whatever ;)

name: Kris (ok that narrows me down enough lol)
age: 19, turning 20 in a few months.
gender: male
sexuality: straight, only looking for women
hobbies/interests: listening to music, playing guitar, having fun with my mates bowling, going to cinema things like that... also enjoy reading books, playing the odd game on the playstation, going hiking/walking/cycling when the weather is nice and going to the gym to keep myself in shape
music taste: rock and metal mostly, but I don't disregard other genre's :)
movie taste: anything really apart from romance, I like horror, sci-fi, action, comedy, chick flicks, cartoon's/animated... pretty much anything
occupation: I'm a University student, studying Computer Software Engineering, also work part time as a Civil Servant (wow thats fun :hihi: )
about me: I'm a really kind caring guy, I'm really funny, I can be sensitive and romantic, I'm pretty mature for my age, I enjoy having a laugh, sharing my interests and hopefully learning about other peoples interests and new things :)

Looking for: Female aged roughly between 18 and 21/22, enjoys a good laugh, doesn't mind a bit of rock music now and again (I wont force feed you anything like Megadeth if its not your cup of tea!), someone who maybe wants to share a new interest or hobby with someone? lives in or near Sheffield, oh and someone who's honest who will tell me straight what they think of me.

cant think of much else more to say, now its everyone elses turn... *looks around* :blush: hope I've not just made a fool of myself :blush:

Fab idea - I will be responding - just not whilst in work!

Name: Jon
Age: 21
Gender: male
Sexuality: Gay
hobbies/interests: listening to music, having fun with my mates, going to cinema, I too also enjoy reading books, and have been known to go hiking/walking/cycling.
music taste: Difficult one...mainly 80's trash!
movie taste: Sci-fi mainly but go for the occasional action film!
Occupation: IT - NHS National Program For IT (www.npfit.nhs.uk)
about me: I'm a really kind caring guy, I'm really funny, and love to make peple smile.

Looking for: A kind caring person.

name: Snook
age: Not so young, but don't worry ladies, I have a prescription for Viagra
gender: technically male
sexuality: Not fussy me
hobbies/interests: Sitting, eating, avoiding exercise... I also enjoy looking through beautiful womens dustbins to really get a feel for their personality
music taste:Erm let's see... I want your sex, Let's talk about sex, Like a virgin, I got a little something for ya, Ride it, Relax, Push it, Je t'aime, lets get it on, i wanna sex you up, sexual healing, bump and grind.
movie taste: Snuff, porn.
occupation: Collector of fatty tissue
about me: I'm not a kind caring guy, I'm really not funny, I can't be sensitive or romantic, I'm pretty immature for my age, I don't enjoy having a laugh, or sharing my interests and hopefully i'll not be learning anything at all about other peoples interests and new things.
Looking for: A very good looking woman with low standards. No smokers or ugly women, thanks!

name: Zamo
age: Old enough to know better.
gender: male
sexuality: Yes please.
hobbies/interests: Drinking beer with my mates down the park and seeing who can fart the loudest.
music taste: Whatever.
movie taste: Porn and action films.
occupation: Ex-undertaker forced out of work due to mis-carriage of justice... I was naked because it was hot and it was just a cuddle.
about me: Big-boned (24 stone, 5' 2") with a few skin complaints but the doc says I'm no longer infectious. Was in long-term relationship but she left me for another punter.

Looking for: Not fussy as long as she's got big tits.

name: Classified
age: 27 (on 30 March)
gender: alpha male
marital status: married - but that shouldn't matter ;)
sexuality: Straight (sorry Kristian :P )
hobbies/interests: Womanising
music taste:RnB | Hip Hop | Trance | Funky House | Swing | Rock n all that Jazz
movie taste: Horror | Action | Erotic :heyhey:
occupation: Millionnaire in the making :D
about me: I'm amazing in bed - if you dont believe me, try me :lol:
Looking for: Extra marital affair with horny women







This is a spoof message - I value my nuts and love my wife so no affair actually wanted

Snook, Zamo, DB......

I believe this thread is for genuine responses.... :)

Can we try and keep it that way?

Joe

name: christian
age: mid thirties
gender: male
sexuality: straight, only looking for women
hobbies/interests: acting reading writing music advanced fiction
music taste: hip hop_ alternative
movie taste: films with a philosophical objective (fight club - Elephant)
occupation: im in education and i write - would like to branch out into business next year
about me:I am modest and extremely talented in most of the creative arts. I play guitar better than anyone and i also play keyboards and drums! I like talking and being creative - i naturally hate professionalism as i usually see through it fairly quickly -(would you love to see Tony Blair telling someone to **** off) I am a good people person who has seen most of his closet friends married off and become domesticated much to my considerable horror! I have been single for a bit so the high life is getting me down - you start to miss the little things (having someone there) I find on SF people fit in to two neat camps; those who hate me (sending me death threats and the like) and the intelligent ones who like me very much. I find that in the real world Im the sort of person that can divide a room.
Looking for: Female similar age.. SINGLE!! who has a good sense of humour and is willing to be open from the start - someone who can give me space to dream but also be in my life - i kind of gravitate towards intelligent people - but i am willing to accept the less intelligent if your body makes up for what you lack upstairs -

go on, give us a try - im nice really!

:D

notice there's no female responses ..... and they say 'men are brighter than women' ...

:cool:

Females could have sent loadsof PMs to the males for all we know though ;)

yeah i got twelve pms already sexist

Originally posted by SilentStatic
Females could have sent loadsof PMs to the males for all we know though ;)
My PM box is full now tho - damn female stalkers :P

Originally posted by DaBouncer
My PM box is full now tho - damn female stalkers :P

Local WI again mate ? ;)

Originally posted by DaBouncer
My PM box is full now tho - damn female stalkers :P

Sorry about that Dab! I didn't read the part about my exclusion! :blush:

K x

Originally posted by Zamo
name: Zamo

Looking for: Not fussy as long as she's got big tits.

:) At least you know what you want.

I think this could be a god idea,I hope you all find what your looking for.
So come on ladies where are you?:thumbsup:

Originally posted by royjames
I think this could be a god idea,I hope you all find what your looking for.
So come on ladies where are you?:thumbsup:

I don't think religion has been mentioned yet Roy :huh: :D

K x

Good even. Im sure there are many people out there looking for a nice relationship.

I want a good nationalist who enjoys eating out and meeting people.
She must be single minded and not afraid to ruffle a few feathers,like me really.
I await the enormous replys I know I wont get. lol
:hihi:

Originally posted by royjames
I want a good nationalist who enjoys eating out and meeting people.
She must be single minded and not afraid to ruffle a few feathers,like me really.
I await the enormous replys I know I wont get. lol
:hihi:
Eva Braun apply within

Originally posted by royjames
I want a good nationalist who enjoys eating out and meeting people.


Has she got to be white?

MOD: This is starting to go over the top a bit so we're closing it for now. We'll also look at creating a spceialist 'dating' forum in the near future.