Here it is - the great 'what would you do...?' thread! Yay!

Right then, it works like any other. Post a scenario, then the next person comments on it and posts a different scenario.

Let's go!


What would you do if Sheffield Forum went offline forever?

It is only one of many forums, life would go as normal.


What would you do if all alcohol was banned?

I would find another drink to consume.


What would you do if you woke up one night and had no clothes on?

I do that nightly.


What would you do if aliens landed?

I do that nightly.


What would you do if aliens landed?

Choose the best lookin one of course



What would you do if your OH insisted on joining SF ?

He's already on here.....


What would you do if you found a wallet with loads of money in, and someone saw you pick it up, and they said it were theirs?

I would scream.


What would you do if you found some butter in your fridge?

use it


What would you do if your SF account got hacked and you found that it was a friend that did it?

I would run away and start a new life down under.

What would you do if this thread got to its 50th page?

Keep posting on it???


What would you do if i didn't ask you a 'What would you do?' question?

I would bite my own arm off.

What would you do if I rang your doorbell right now?

Ignore it and pretend i'm not in :help:


What would you do if i won and you didn't?

I would throw a hissy fit.

What would you do if I gave you £14million and 1p?

mash another cup of tea

I would throw a hissy fit.

What would you do if I gave you £14million and 1p?

Keep the £14 million and give the 1p to you. :D


What would you do if i said yes?

mash another cup of tea

Make me one will you ? :D

Make me one will you ? :D1 lump or 2 :hihi:

1 lump or 2 :hihi:

Well two naturally !!

& what a two...........................

Keep the £14 million and give the 1p to you. :D


What would you do if i said yes?


Well? What would you do?

Well? What would you do?

Ask you what the question had been that you were replying yes to!! :confused: :hihi::hihi:


What would you do if you woke up and there was a ten foot high statue of a giraffe in your garden? :o

I would go and make conversation with it.

What would you do if you found that there was only 1 pint of milk left in your fridge?

go out and buy another (or ask my son to) or make do with a mineral



what would you do if someone stole your clothes whilst you were in the sea?

stay in the sea :hihi:


what would you do if your dad told you he wanted to become a woman?

Celebrate! One less person to leave the toilet seat up! :hihi::hihi:


What would you do if your cat strolled past and said 'Good Morning' to you?

Buy him gallons of Veet!! lol


What would you do if you OH told you they were a transvestite?

say I want compensation



what would you do if someone offered you £100 for all your clothes

I would take the money, but they couldn't have my UGG boots and Miss Sixty jeans - they were presents.


What would you do if you woke up and the your house was upside down?

I would take the money, but they couldn't have my UGG boots and Miss Sixty jeans - they were presents.


What would you do if you woke up and the your house was upside down?

I'd feel quite at home, having come from the Antipodes! :D

What would you do if you found a giant pumpkin suddenly in your garden?

stand on my head



what would you do if you could marry either Shayne Ward or Chico

I'd feel quite at home, having come from the Antipodes! :D

What would you do if you found a giant pumpkin suddenly in your garden?

Im Cinderella so would change it into a coach.

What would you do if Barnsley scored a goal NOW!!

Im Cinderella so would change it into a coach.

What would you do if Barnsley scored a goal NOW!!

Consider that it was mathematically an equaliser :)

What would you do if Barnsley changed its name to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch?

Consider that it was mathematically an equaliser :)

What would you do if Barnsley changed its name to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch?

Couldnt care less at the moment.


What would you do if I knocked on your door right NOW!!:D

Couldnt care less at the moment.


What would you do if I knocked on your door right NOW!!:D

Take shelter in case you strangled me for teasing you!

What would you do if I knocked on yours???:o :o

I would take the money, but they couldn't have my UGG boots and Miss Sixty jeans - they were presents.


What would you do if you woke up and the your house was upside down?

stand on my head (we seem to be able to go out of order lol)

I would do nothing seeing as you didn't ask me anything!!! :hihi:

What would you do if you grew 10 inches over night?

join the Harlem Globetrotters

what would you do if you met Gordon Ramsey

Say 'hi darling, are you cooking tonight'

What would you do if you swallowed the key to your house and you were locked outside on a freezing night?

go to outpatients



what would you do if you had to go on TV and sing before Simon Cowell?

Sing in my best possible voice

What would you do if you lost your two front teeth?

have two implants



what would you do if you couldn't find your bra in the morning and you had to go out?

I'd go out, but just wouldn't do any running.

What would you do with a wet fish?

slap someone on the head with it


what would you do with a night in a loft

Scare the ghosts.

What would you do if you got fired?

get a better job



what would you do if you had a poltergeist?

Find a priest

What would you do if you woke to a bed full of snakes?

hold them one by one (they're so cool)



what would you do if you saw a lion in your garden

Throw him a steak

What would you do if you got stung by a jellyfish?

see my GP


what would you do if you were asked out by a psychotic?

I'd go out and play mind games

What would you do if you lost your mind?

send for a metal detector



what would you do if Shayne Ward asked you out?

I'd tell his girlfriend

What would you do if Shayne Ward tried to kiss you?

offer him my hand



what would you do if you saw an injured cat on the kerb?

help it

what would you do if your partner wanted to whistle dixie on the parkinson show

put my hands over my ears and blush



what would you do if a girl asked you out?

Tell her no kissing

What would you do if you were invited to re-live the titanic?

take a boat out



what would you do if you were invited for the weekend and ended up in a cult situation?

Refer to plan B

Do you consider yourself to be Polictically Correct?

I am not political at all




do you have any outstanding traits?