Being fairly new to this forum, I am confused why Basil pretends to hate 'her' but still keeps hinting at his desire for 'physical relations'.

Being very nosey, I want to know why they don't like each other.

Can someone please fill me in?

they are peas of the same pod

Why don't you try PMing them both? I'm sure there are many people growing weary of their play-fights on the pubic forum.

Maybe its a sexual fetish that they both have

Being fairly new to this forum, I am confused why Basil pretends to hate 'her' but still keeps hinting at his desire for 'physical relations'.

Being very nosey, I want to know why they don't like each other.

Can someone please fill me in?

I find their feeble attempts at humour tedious and rarely engage with either!

You need to think of it in terms of Cannon and Ball, Little and Large and other comedy giants. All double acts have some sort of schtick and that is theirs ;) .

I find their feeble attempts at humour tedious and rarely engage with either!

whato old chap :D

Being fairly new to this forum, I am confused why Basil pretends to hate 'her' but still keeps hinting at his desire for 'physical relations'.

Being very nosey, I want to know why they don't like each other.

Can someone please fill me in?

ME not like the divine Basil? Whatever gave you that idea?

I am all woman by the way!

However I have a soft spot for Gripper but it is unreciprocated and so I shall cry nightly into my pillow.

ME not like the divine Basil? Whatever gave you that idea?

I am all woman by the way!

It's at times like this that I remember why I married you in the first place.:love:

Whoops, that's given the game away.......

It's at times like this that I remember why I married you in the first place.:love:

Whoops, that's given the game away.......

Told you it was some sort of sexual fetish

I've never noticed.... I don't go in for the "how fluffy is your pillow" threads.... I leave all that to the children of the forum.... what did alert me to this particular thread was the naming of posters.... something I think is even more childish but I guess I had to have a look.

Married or not.

You need to think of it in terms of Cannon and Ball, Little and Large and other comedy giants. All double acts have some sort of schtick and that is theirs ;) .

It seems strange that they were both "on holiday" from the forum for a couple of weeks together, perhaps they are more Keith Harris & Orville ;)

I've never noticed.... I don't go in for the "how fluffy is your pillow" threads.... I leave all that to the children of the forum.... what did alert me to this particular thread was the naming of posters.... something I think is even more childish but I guess I had to have a look.

Married or not.

I feel honoured to have replied to a thread that someome of your superior intellect has contributed!

I've never noticed.... I don't go in for the "how fluffy is your pillow" threads.... I leave all that to the children of the forum.... what did alert me to this particular thread was the naming of posters.... something I think is even more childish but I guess I had to have a look.

Married or not.

But since you're here do tell. How fluffy is your bloody pillow?

It seems strange that they were both "on holiday" from the forum for a couple of weeks together, perhaps they are more Keith Harris & Orville ;)

So who has got their hand up whos backside :gag:

I find their humour childish and tawdry, and refuse to ever engage in any so-called 'debate' they're having.

But since you're here do tell. How fluffy is your bloody pillow?

Do you need your pillows fluffing?

I suppose that each regular has his or her Nemesis and Slicky and Basil are a perfect match, theyre both Nemesises... Nemesii... Nemesees...Nemeseeses... Neme- oh sod it.

Theyre both each others Nemesis.



Oh god, Why did I play so much truant?

So who has got their hand up whos backside :gag:

Basil has made no secret of his rectal problems on SF, so maybe that answers your question.

Do you need your pillows fluffing?

Depends. Are you a fluffer?

What we all want to know is....................Who's the boss of the house???

Depends. Are you a fluffer?

My serious fluffy pillow thread has been relegated to 'I'm Bored' now because of your and Basil's constant dumbing down of this high-brow forum! Stop it!

What we all want to know is....................Who's the boss of the house???

Well as long as Basil isn't holding my gin to ransom it's me!

Well as long as Basil isn't holding my gin to ransom it's me!

Thats good, cos he sent everyone a pm saying the boss of the house was paying for a party that he's planning to hold

My serious fluffy pillow thread has been relegated to 'I'm Bored' now because of your and Basil's constant dumbing down of this high-brow forum! Stop it!I'm bored of this thread now. I hope they delete this.

No-one has answered the question. :mad:

My serious fluffy pillow thread has been relegated to 'I'm Bored' now because of your and Basil's constant dumbing down of this high-brow forum! Stop it!

I think there are one or two people on here today who think that posting inane bobbins is a sign of immaturity. Actually it's a sign of the onslaught of insanity and as such should be treated with understanding and tolerance. You feffin up your own arse pseudo brainbox. God....did I say that out loud?

I think there are one or two people on here today who think that posting inane bobbins is a sign of immaturity. Actually it's a sign of the onslaught of insanity and as such should be treated with understanding and tolerance. You feffin up your own arse pseudo brainbox. God....did I say that out loud?

Ooooooo! *raises handbag*

I think there are one or two people on here today who think that posting inane bobbins is a sign of immaturity. Actually it's a sign of the onslaught of insanity and as such should be treated with understanding and tolerance. You feffin up your own arse pseudo brainbox. God....did I say that out loud?

Yes you did and I bet my pillow is more fluffier than yours. :hihi:

Ooooooo! *raises handbag*

Put it down. Violence is a very immature response. By the way if your pillow is too fluffy is it a problem when Mr Chop makes you bite it?

Put it down. Violence is a very immature response. By the way if your pillow is too fluffy is it a problem when Mr Chop makes you bite it?

Violence? I was merely raising my handbag in order to take out a lace handkerchief in order to mop my fevered brow at the sight of such foul language from a lady...

I find the memory foam pillows to be excellent for biting on whilst indulging in bedroom gymnastics with Mr C - duck down can be a little too yielding sometimes when you just want it nice and firm.

It's at times like this that I remember why I married you in the first place.:love:

Whoops, that's given the game away.......

Though to avoid any ambiguity I should point out that I'm a mormon who has 16 other wives and only turn to Slick when all the others have a headache.

I've actually nicknamed Slick "Mabelthorpe" - the last resort.:P

Violence? I was merely raising my handbag in order to take out a lace handkerchief in order to mop my fevered brow at the sight of such foul language from a lady...

I find the memory foam pillows to be excellent for biting on whilst indulging in bedroom gymnastics with Mr C - duck down can be a little too yielding sometimes when you just want it nice and firm.

Memory foam. a topic close to Basil's heart. Alas not to his arse since he got shafted!:hihi:

Violence? I was merely raising my handbag in order to take out a lace handkerchief in order to mop my fevered brow at the sight of such foul language from a lady...

I find the memory foam pillows to be excellent for biting on whilst indulging in bedroom gymnastics with Mr C - duck down can be a little too yielding sometimes when you just want it nice and firm.

Ladies!
Any chance this could be settled by a non aggressive wrestle, in a vat of melted chocolate? Wouldn't wear too much though, it'll be a bugger to clean!

Ladies!
Any chance this could be settled by a non aggressive wrestle, in a vat of melted chocolate? Wouldn't wear too much though, it'll be a bugger to clean!

Oh god! Let's do it in sprouts!

Oh god! Let's do it in sprouts!

:love::love::love::love:

Oh god! Let's do it in sprouts!Be careful with them stains though!!

Be careful with them stains though!!

I thought you were bored with this?

I thought you were bored with this?

That was before the sprouts got involved. I'm more of a cream cheese man myself, but each to their own.

Put it down. Violence is a very immature response. By the way if your pillow is too fluffy is it a problem when Mr Chop makes you bite it? i cried & bit the pillow norman scott:o

That was before the sprouts got involved. I'm more of a cream cheese man myself, but each to their own.

IS that why youre always saying you're "creamed" or is that something more sexually deviant?

That was before the sprouts got involved. I'm more of a cream cheese man myself, but each to their own.

There's more than enough cheese in the replies on this thread!:P

IS that why youre always saying you're "creamed" or is that something more sexually deviant?

"Cream-crackered" my dear, not "creamed"! Sometimes I wonder if the effort involed in keeping you away from the drinks cabinet is worth it......

"Cream-crackered" my dear, not "creamed"! Sometimes I wonder if the effort involed in keeping you away from the drinks cabinet is worth it......

Are you hiding the key in your pants again? You know I'll just nip to the spar!