I've tried everything!

Well I haven't tried anything actually and why would I when you lot just love to offer advice.

The best advice I can offer is not to writhe around your table smearing yourself with sprouts, thus avoiding the stains in the first place.

The best advice I can offer is not to writhe around your table smearing yourself with sprouts, thus avoiding the stains in the first place.

But they were so squishy and inviting. I just couldn't keep off.

But they were so squishy and inviting. I just couldn't keep off.

I feel your pain - I've ruined more perfectly good tablecloths than I care to mention because of those little green temptresses!

I've tried everything!

Well I haven't tried anything actually and why would I when you lot just love to offer advice.Poor red wine over it.

I feel your pain - I've ruined more perfectly good tablecloths than I care to mention because of those little green temptresses!

You don't really own a tablecloth do you? And I bet you don't use a teapot.

When I eat lots of sprouts, which is every Sunday, I find that the gusset of my panties is often stained the next day and I find that chewing them for 10 minutes softens the stains up a little.
Then pop them into the washing machine for half an hour on a boil wash usually helps.


Doesnt seem to get rid of the stench though, which is fine as far as Im concernd because it keeps the flies away from my food when I go on a picnic.

When I eat lots of sprouts, which is every Sunday, I find that the gusset of my panties is often stained the next day and I find that chewing them for 10 minutes softens the stains up a little.
Then pop them into the washing machine for half an hour on a boil wash usually helps.


Doesnt seem to get rid of the stench though, which is fine as far as Im concernd because it keeps the flies away from my food when I go on a picnic.

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You don't really own a tablecloth do you? And I bet you don't use a teapot.

Not any more - I just cover the table with clingfilm, the sprout juice just drips off it.

Funnily enough, I did get one of those bodum teapot things that you put loose tea in for xmas from Mr Chopsie (not the only thing he got me, I hasten to add, otherwise he'd be ex-Mr Chopsie). It's the first and only teapot I've ever owned.

I find bovril helps :D

I find bovril helps :D

You could say that about most sexual activities.