Whenever you fancy a tasty seafood snack do you like to go out and purchase the prawns yourself at the store of your choosing and make yourself a lovely cocktail or do you prefer to go to a restaurant and order one and be pleasantly surprised at the quantity and quality?

I prefer to catch my own in my neighbours pond.

Whenever you fancy a tasty seafood snack do you like to go out and purchase the prawns yourself at the store of your choosing and make yourself a lovely cocktail or do you prefer to go to a restaurant and order one and be pleasantly surprised at the quantity and quality?

Prawn Cocktails? Where do you get those? Safeway 1973?

Prawn Cocktails? Where do you get those? Safeway 1973?

We're classy in Hoyland - we even have a Jack Fultons that sells a Prawn Ring. Perhaps you'd like to come round some time and sample my Ring?

We're classy in Hoyland - we even have a Jack Fultons that sells a Prawn Ring. Perhaps you'd like to come round some time and sample my Ring?

Is that a prawn victim of Chernobyl? They aren't meant to link up?

Is that a prawn victim of Chernobyl? They aren't meant to link up?

Clearly you've never been to the Blacker Hill Prawn Linking Festival which takes place just up the road from me on the first Sunday in April every eyar.

You free this weekend?

Clearly you've never been to the Blacker Hill Prawn Licking Festival which takes place just up the road from me on the first Sunday in April every eyar.

You free this weekend?

I think he's after your prawn Slicky!