Girls-Ask me any men related question,or problems you may have,and i will answer honestly and fairly as i can.
This is a serious thread,so no messing about,ok?:)

Girls-Ask me any men related question,or problems you may have,and i will answer honestly and fairly as i can.
This is a serious thread,so no messing about,ok?:)

Such as what ???????:huh:

Girls-Ask me any men related question,or problems you may have,and i will answer honestly and fairly as i can.
This is a serious thread,so no messing about,ok?:)

That rules me out. :D

Anything you want.It's like a problem page for you girlies to get advice on manly issues,in confidence of course!:D

That rules me out. :D

I may also be able to advise on girlie problems,possibly!:D

Serious man question..
As soon as men realise I'm gay, why do they always ask what we 'do?'
We do the following...


Nag the kids to tidy their rooms
Put the bin out on Mondays
Hoover up lego pieces by mistake
Feed the cats
Shout out all the wrong answers to game shows on TV
Pay credit cards just too late to avoid the charges
Water the greenhouse
Swear when the alarm goes off for work


And that's just the start.....

I may also be able to advise on girlie problems,possibly!:D

Make ya flippin mind up !



Er, how do I meet George Clooney ? :suspect:

Serious man question..
As soon as men realise I'm gay, why do they always ask what we 'do?'
We do the following...


Nag the kids to tidy their rooms
Put the bin out on Mondays
Hoover up lego pieces by mistake
Feed the cats
Shout out all the wrong answers to game shows on TV
Pay credit cards just too late to avoid the charges
Water the greenhouse
Swear when the alarm goes off for work


And that's just the start..... get it all out dont hang back

Make ya flippin mind up !



Er, how do I meet George Clooney ? :suspect:lay back & pretend & leave the driving to me

Why do men lie? Why do they need to lock themselves away? Why do they say they love you when they clearly me they wanna get in your knickers? and why oh why do they start off all capable and manly and finish up all weak and needy? :mad:

i have a question ............ why oh why can you not find the laundy basket and put your dirty clothes on the floor? ... ITS RIGHT THERE NEXT TO YOUR DIRTY BOXERS LAYING ON THE FLOOR:rant:

Savahnna, sugar puff, youve got the right idea girls.

Ive often thought a lesbian household must be lovely to live in (barring the sex ... I'm definatly straight) .. but just think .... even 50% of the house work, child minding ... no farting ,.... heaven

Er, how do I meet George Clooney ? :suspect:

Is that your biggest problem in life Patti?
Well,you could hire a private detective to fly to America and track him down,it would be costly mind,and he may not be interested after all that!!
Have you tried seeking medical help for this obsession?:suspect:

why do men need to read rude magazines, is it because they is frigid?

Why do men lie? Why do they need to lock themselves away? Why do they say they love you when they clearly me they wanna get in your knickers? and why oh why do they start off all capable and manly and finish up all weak and needy? :mad:

Sorry,i don't know the answer to your question,as i'm a man.:hihi:

Girls-Ask me any men related question,or problems you may have,and i will answer honestly and fairly as i can.
This is a serious thread,so no messing about,ok?:)

How do you stop an ex from ringing you up swearing undying love after 2 years.

I've tried to be nice but WTF... 2 years?????


HELP

why do men need to read rude magazines, is it because they is frigid?

Maybe they are being deprived at home....?
That's what i'm told anyway!!:D

OOOOOOH pk01!!! Don't get me started!!

I wash the tea time pots
I launder every bugger's mucky stuff
I nag the kids about homework
I weed the front garden
And I weed it again when it's grown..
I moan about the bills
I paint the fences with woodstain cos I forgot to do it last year...
I....

oops, do I sound like a nag??

Why do men lie? Why do they need to lock themselves away? Why do they say they love you when they clearly me they wanna get in your knickers? and why oh why do they start off all capable and manly and finish up all weak and needy? :mad:
were men thats that we do

OOOOOOH pk01!!! Don't get me started!!

I wash the tea time pots
I launder every bugger's mucky stuff
I nag the kids about homework
I weed the front garden
And I weed it again when it's grown..
I moan about the bills
I paint the fences with woodstain cos I forgot to do it last year...
I....

oops, do I sound like a nag?? its all me, me, me,:rolleyes:

How do you stop an ex from ringing you up swearing undying love after 2 years.

I've tried to be nice but WTF... 2 years?????


HELP

That IS a long time Fox,2 years.I can only suggest you change your number or pay someone to have him 'disappear'.:suspect:

Savahnna, sugar puff, youve got the right idea girls.

Ive often thought a lesbian household must be lovely to live in (barring the sex ... I'm definatly straight) .. but just think .... even 50% of the house work, child minding ... no farting ,.... heaven

I'm not lesbian pinklady. :)

i have a question ............ why oh why can you not find the laundy basket and put your dirty clothes on the floor? ... ITS RIGHT THERE NEXT TO YOUR DIRTY BOXERS LAYING ON THE FLOOR:rant:

Savahnna, sugar puff, youve got the right idea girls.

Ive often thought a lesbian household must be lovely to live in (barring the sex ... I'm definatly straight) .. but just think .... even 50% of the house work, child minding ... no farting ,.... heaven



Errrmmm.... :blush:

were men thats that we do

Makes sense i guess :(

were men thats that we do
Yeah, but - she was asking WHY? We already know that's what you do! :rolleyes:

:hihi:

I'm not lesbian pinklady. :)

:o:confused:

How do you stop an ex from ringing you up swearing undying love after 2 years.

I've tried to be nice but WTF... 2 years?????


HELP stop letting him reverse the call

Blimey this is a popular thread steve !! :)

yes its the Dr steve thread

I'm not lesbian pinklady. :)

oops! :blush: why did I think that, too? :huh::confused:

I'm not lesbian pinklady. :)

You could enjoy the company of fellow girlies,but not be a lesbian,as such!:suspect:

yes its the Dr steve thread

Dr Steve & Dr PK thread....i need extra staff for demand!:hihi:

You could enjoy the company of fellow girlies,but not be a lesbian,as such!:suspect:
That's not a man related question, though! Why are you answering it? :D

oops! :blush: why did I think that, too? :huh::confused:

Look before you leap would be my advice!:D

Dr Steve & Dr PK thread....i need extra staff for demand!:hihi:

Im a nurse, can I help steve ? :)

That's not a man related question, though! Why are you answering it? :D

I will try and answer girlie questions,if i can,until a girlie problem thread is created.:)

I'm not lesbian pinklady. :)

Oh my goodness ........... honest? ... er . are you sure? :hihi: (I dont like being wrong)

seriously, sorry savannah, i honestly thought you were in a long term same sex relationship.

Im a nurse, can I help steve ? :)

Yes please,an experienced nurse would be really helpful Patti.£25,000 per annum enough?:D

Oh my goodness ........... honest? ... er . are you sure? :hihi: (I dont like being wrong)

seriously, sorry savannah, i honestly thought you were in a long term same sex relationship.

Look before you leap would be my advice!:hihi:

Im a nurse, can I help steve ? :)yes but only if you wear your nurse outfit

oops! :blush: why did I think that, too? :huh::confused:

I'm good at confusing people. :D

Other people stick the "lesbian label" not me. :)

Errrmmm.... :blush:


ok, i admit to the odd sqeeker .... but mine dont smell like somethings crawled up there and died :gag:

I'm good at confusing people. :D

Other people stick the "lesbian label" not me. :)

She's a mans woman,believe me!!:heyhey::D

I'm good at confusing people. :D

Other people stick the "lesbian label" not me. :)

Its the label your against? ....... sorry honey, i didnt mean any offence :)

I'm good at confusing people. :D

Other people stick the "lesbian label" not me. :)
can i peel it off

ok, i admit to the odd sqeeker .... but mine dont smell like somethings crawled up there and died :gag:

Errrm, okay, I admit to the UK earthquake and I'm Sorry, OK!!!

oops! :blush: why did I think that, too? :huh::confused:

I thought she had mentioned she had a female partner:confused:

Yes please,an experienced nurse would be really helpful Patti.£25,000 per annum enough?:D

Rollin me sleeves up now Steve arent I ?:D

Errrm, okay, I admit to the UK earthquake and I'm Sorry, OK!!!


I feel awful now, i blamed my OH .... and for the smell after the floods :hihi:

I thought she had mentioned she had a female partner:confused:

Look before you leap would be my advice!!:hihi:

Oh my goodness ........... honest? ... er . are you sure? :hihi: (I dont like being wrong)

seriously, sorry savannah, i honestly thought you were in a long term same sex relationship.

I am, I just do not label my self as "lesbian" I have never fancied girls and I do like lads....No need to apologise, infact I should apologise for confusing you. :)

Look before you leap would be my advice!!:hihi:

I shan't be leaping in that direction;)

Look before you leap would be my advice!!:hihi:

Is there an echo in here? :huh:

:hihi:

Any more questions girls ? :)

house visits can be arranged

Any more questions girls ? :)

??????????????????????

Well I tried being serious but lol! I think steve's an auto reply bot :suspect:

he hasnt answered my original post yet!

Hello, Im Jabberwocks girlfriend and Id like to ask a question:

How can I drag this hunky sex god of a man into bed for constant nookie? Hes gorgeous, he really is.

This IS his other half, not Jabberwock, honest.

That IS a long time Fox,2 years.I can only suggest you change your number or pay someone to have him 'disappear'.:suspect:

I can't, he's my children's dad.

I think that Steve meant he wanted questions from guys about girls ?

Title is a bit ambiguous!

Its the label your against? ....... sorry honey, i didnt mean any offence :)

I'm not against it, I personally have no issues with anyone's sexuality. Do not apologise, you have not offended me - honestly! ;)

Well I tried being serious but lol! I think steve's an auto reply bot :suspect:
I think he was perhaps a little over ambitious in his remit .... :D

Hello, Im Jabberwocks girlfriend and Id like to ask a question:

How can I drag this hunky sex god of a man into bed for constant nookie? Hes gorgeous, he really is.

This IS his other half, not Jabberwock, honest.

I'd lie across his computer screen in the buff and pout!!!

Anyway, back to men :gag:
My dad was okay :D

I blame Steve for starting this thread. Hahaha!!!

I'd lie across his computer screen in the buff and pout!!!

Id bite yer bum!

My dad was okay :D

Yes, so was mine...but my mum was better. :)

Id bite yer bum!

Jabbers!! Where's your OH gone?

Id bite yer bum!

Hahahaha......you mucky mare. :D

he hasnt answered my original post yet!

Sorry Pink.
Well,have you taken him for his eyes tested recently,maybe he thinks he IS putting them into the wash basket!! :huh:
Don't naturally presume he's untidy and just chucking them on the floor.:)

Jabbers!! Where's your OH gone?

Under the patio!! :hihi::hihi:

Under the patio!! :hihi::hihi:

dont tempt me :D

Hello, Im Jabberwocks girlfriend and Id like to ask a question:

How can I drag this hunky sex god of a man into bed for constant nookie? Hes gorgeous, he really is.

This IS his other half, not Jabberwock, honest.

Do you have the leather strap marks on your wrists to prove your self??

lol :hihi: I think you are bluffingly strap-mark-less and therefore Jabbers himself who is using your identity to infiltrate this family forum to his own revile.... errrm, what's revile again??....

I blame Steve for starting this thread. Hahaha!!!

Sorry Sav,i didn't for 1 minute think this thread would turn into a let's all presume Sav is a lesbo thread! Anyway,you know where to turn with any problems,don't you sugar!:hihi:

Girls- ask me any men related question. Err, did I mention George Clooney or not ?:suspect:

Sorry Sav,i didn't for 1 minute think this thread would turn into a let's all presume Sav is a lesbo thread! Anyway,you know where to turn with any problems,don't you sugar!:hihi:

I have sent a lot of people to bed tonight confused. :D

another question .........


why can my husband build an industrial kitchen from scratch, drive any vehicle he wishes with skill .... play snooker, football, cricket and golf with ease ....... yet he cant iron a t-shirt?

Girls- ask me any men related question. Err, did I mention George Clooney or not ?:suspect:

Hi Pat,Mrs.B here.How can i get my OH off this chuffing computer and into bed please?:suspect:

Girls- ask me any men related question. Err, did I mention George Clooney or not ?:suspect:

I have never heard you mention George Clooney before Pattricia. :):D

another question .........


why can my husband build an industrial kitchen from scratch, drive any vehicle he wishes with skill .... play snooker, football, cricket and golf with ease ....... yet he cant iron a t-shirt?

The mans brain cannot identify with irons,washers,tea towels or hoovers,it has been scientifically proved.Sorry,you will have to carry on doing his ironing luv.:D

Pattricia Clooney... now that has a ring to it...

Hi Pat,Mrs.B here.How can i get my OH off this chuffing computer and into bed please?:suspect:

Is this for real ? :D

PattsCloo... the new J.loo

Pattricia Clooney... now that has a ring to it...

AHHHHHHHHHHH, doesnt it sound lovely !!! :love::love::love::love:

Eek! Is someone's OH trying to get them off the intranet???

Allo!
Dis is JabERs Othr HalF!

Wee go huNt mAny MamMoth! KiLl Bad Lion!

JaBeRs BiG HuNk Of ManHud! BIIIG Willy! He MakE MaNy OfFsPrIng!


Ok everyone... I dragged her away from the comp, shes now trying to make fire with a couple of lumps of flint.
Trouble is, shes bashing them against her forehead.

Pattricia Clooney... now that has a ring to it...

Obsession is a funny thing.It might be easier to cut out a picture of George Clooney's face and stick it on your OH's face at night.:)

Hi Pat,Mrs.B here.How can i get my OH off this chuffing computer and into bed please?:suspect:

offer sexual favours (obviously dont go through with it .... but just act like your interested :D)

offer sexual favours (obviously dont go through with it .... but just act like your interested :D)

You mean fake it?:suspect::)

Allo!
Dis is JabERs Othr HalF!

Wee go huNt mAny MamMoth! KiLl Bad Lion!

JaBeRs BiG HuNk Of ManHud! BIIIG Willy! He MakE MaNy OfFsPrIng!


Ok everyone... I dragged her away from the comp, shes now trying to make fire with a couple of lumps of flint.
Trouble is, shes bashing them against her forehead.

we've spoke to her jabber, we all know you've nothing more than a button mushroom ... its ok, we wont judge you ...... :hihi:

You mean fake it?:suspect::)

surely you've heard of sexual tecniques? ... this is the avoidence technique .... be nice until they get in bed ....... then create an argument :P

due to the success of this thread dr steve & myself are starting a club for expectant mothers anyone wishing to join drop us a pm

we've spoke to her jabber, we all know you've nothing more than a button mushroom ... its ok, we wont judge you ...... :hihi:

:hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi:

we've spoke to her jabber, we all know you've nothing more than a button mushroom ... its ok, we wont judge you ...... :hihi:

That really was her. Honest.

due to the success of this thread dr steve & myself are starting a club for expectant mothers anyone wishing to join drop us a pm

That's right.As we've both got children,we can advise on this subject,no problem.
Epidurals being our main area of expertise.Thanks.

I've had a glass of wine or two, so I'm just gonna laugh anyway!! :hihi::hihi:

That really was her. Honest.

Do you believe him girls ? :suspect:

That's right.As we've both got children,we can advise on this subject,no problem.
Epidurals being our main area of expertise.Thanks.

I shall be in attendance, in case of any drops !! :roll::roll:

I've had a glass of wine or two, so I'm just gonna laugh anyway!! :hihi::hihi:

Pass us a glass through comp.will ya sugar ? :D

Do you believe him girls ? :suspect:

I'm seriosly in 2 minds whether she exists at all ........... he might just stalk that poor womasn and her children, he could be one of the saddos they base psycho film on :o

I've had a glass of wine or two, so I'm just gonna laugh anyway!! :hihi::hihi:

great minds and all that, ... Ive had a couple of chardany (chilled :thumbsup:)

I'm seriosly in 2 minds whether she exists at all ........... he might just stalk that poor womasn and her children, he could be one of the saddos they base psycho film on :o

She does exist, take my word for it ! and shes very nice too ! :)

great minds and all that, ... Ive had a couple of chardany (chilled :thumbsup:)

Any left ?

I'm seriosly in 2 minds whether she exists at all ........... he might just stalk that poor womasn and her children, he could be one of the saddos they base psycho film on :o

I have all three of them stuffed and sitting in a rocking chair.

Any left ?


now thats just silly talk! ;)

I have all three of them stuffed and sitting in a rocking chair.

You have three wives? :suspect: :D






And a rocking chair? :D

now thats just silly talk! ;)

That's me. hahaha!!

You have three wives? :suspect: :D






And a rocking chair? :D

Well.. why do you think I keep asking women to marry me? And if they say yes and agree to meet me... they go missing from the forum...


heh heh

You have three wives? :suspect: :D








Poor sod!!:hihi:
Or lucky sod!!:heyhey:

You have three wives? :suspect: :D






And a rocking chair? :D

Sounds like Phsyco !! :D

Sounds like Phsyco !! :D

He starred in "The Shinning" (jabbers) :D

Well.. why do you think I keep asking women to marry me? And if they say yes and agree to meet me... they go missing from the forum...


heh heh

You female? I'll marry you!! PMSL. :D

Any left ?

Any left!! Pattricia, I love your sense of humour!!! :hihi:;)

You female? I'll marry you!! PMSL. :D

Id definately stuff you but it wouldnt be in a rocking chair :D

Any left!! Pattricia, I love your sense of humour!!! :hihi:;)

Not even any dredges in the bottom ? :(

Id definately stuff you but it wouldnt be in a rocking chair :D

ooooooooooooh, la, la !!!!:cool:

ooooooooooooh, la, la !!!!:cool:

dont get excited .... button mushroom i tell ya :D

dont get excited .... button mushroom i tell ya :D

Yeah but with 236 lbs of THRUST behind it!

dont get excited .... button mushroom i tell ya :D

You could always consider an extension!:)

dont get excited .... button mushroom i tell ya :D

Nay, Im not excited, Im still waiting for George Clooney.:(

Yeah but with 236 lbs of THRUST behind it!

they do say its not the size of the nail, but the hammer you hammer it in with :heyhey:

they do say its not the size of the nail, but the hammer you hammer it in with :heyhey:

No,the nail can never get any bigger!:hihi:

remember a mans penis is like a pencil it wears down with use

remember a mans penis is like a pencil it wears down with use


My oh's been bleedin busy behind my back then :suspect:


:hihi:

remember a mans penis is like a pencil it wears down with use

It bloody hurts when you try to sharpen it with a knife too.

Trust me, I tried it.

Where's our hypercondriacs thread gone?:huh::huh::huh:

remember a mans penis is like a pencil it wears down with use

Glad girls do not have the same problem :D

My oh's been bleedin busy behind my back then :suspect:


:hihi:

:hihi::hihi::hihi:

Glad girls do not have the same problem :D

No,it gets bigger.........:hihi:

Hello, Im Jabberwocks girlfriend and Id like to ask a question:

How can I drag this hunky sex god of a man into bed for constant nookie? Hes gorgeous, he really is.

This IS his other half, not Jabberwock, honest.

I was almost ready to join the stampede of women rushing to 'chat' to jabbers girlfriend then :hihi:

Where's our hypercondriacs thread gone?:huh::huh::huh:

Search me!! :D

Or contact the help desk :D

Where's our hypercondriacs thread gone?:huh::huh::huh:

I know, i was getting into the nurse bit

No,it gets bigger.........:hihi:

How do you know? :suspect: ;)

I was almost ready to join the stampede of women rushing to 'chat' to jabbers girlfriend then :hihi:

Yeah the chances of me letting her see the stuff I type are VERY slim, shed bloody kill me :D

Yeah the chances of me letting her see the stuff I type are VERY slim, shed bloody kill me :D

She registered as a user didn't she, not so very long ago :suspect:

Search me!! :D
just let me put my glove on

you really scare me with how fast you reply jabber :suspect:

Where's our hypercondriacs thread gone?:huh::huh::huh:

i was going to say .... its a conspiricy, but ive drunk far too much and cant spell it, so i wont :D

Where's our hypercondriacs thread gone?:huh::huh::huh:
There was a thread on here a while back having a go at some forummers who were accused of being hypochondriacs. Your thread might have been suspected of being in a similar vein. Was it? I didn't get a chance to look at all the posts.

Yeah the chances of me letting her see the stuff I type are VERY slim, shed bloody kill me :D

Does she assume you playing chess on the computer then?

She registered as a user didn't she, not so very long ago :suspect:

About two years ago... all she said was the word "Grunt" and that was the sum total of her knowledge.

She was on life support for a year after that, re-growing her brain cell.

She registered as a user didn't she, not so very long ago :suspect:

Dont mention it Foxy ! :D:D

There was a thread on here a while back having a go at some forummers who were accused of being hypochondriacs. Your thread might have been suspected of being in a similar vein. Was it? I didn't get a chance to look at all the posts.

No,it was just a light hearted problem page.:huh:

Does she assume you playing chess on the computer then?

No she simply thinks Im looking at porn sites and having the occasional wafty.

its back yay

There was a thread on here a while back having a go at some forummers who were accused of being hypochondriacs. Your thread might have been suspected of being in a similar vein. Was it? I didn't get a chance to look at all the posts.no just light hearted fun nothing sinister or taking the mick

its back yay

the hypocondriac thread i mean

Does she assume you playing chess on the computer then?

No, counting sheep on CBeebies. :D

the hypocondriac thread i mean

The original 1 has gone,and i've had no PM from SBOT?:huh:

the hypocondriac thread i mean

Im gonna have a look, ya ? :D

No,it was just a light hearted problem page.:huh:
Dunno then :confused: . I suspect a 'contact the help desk' post might be on the horizon though :hihi: .

the hypocondriac thread i mean

Is that a new thread? I can't find the old one.

we,ve been struck off

The original 1 has gone,and i've had no PM from SBOT?:huh:

I've just noticed that, maybe the letters after the names weren't cosha (sp)?

Dunno then :confused: . I suspect a 'contact the help desk' post might be on the horizon though :hihi: .

Or the doctors. :hihi:

The original 1 has gone,and i've had no PM from SBOT?:huh:

I do quite fancythat SBOT .!! :cool:

we,ve been struck off

mmmmm maybe they checked our qualifications.:hihi:

mmmmm maybe they checked our qualifications.:hihi:well i got mine off ebay

I do quite fancythat SBOT .!! :cool:

You in love again? :D

I do quite fancythat SBOT .!! :cool:

save yourself for george .... SBOT is a tart, he's ALWAYS PMing me :rolleyes:

well i got mine off ebay
If it worked for 'Dr' Gillian McKeith, it should be good enough for Sheffield Forum :hihi: .

I'm in love again? :D

Who with?:suspect::hihi:

Who with?:suspect::hihi:
dr pko....................

Who with?:suspect::hihi:

Oooooh!! You are teasing me tonight! :rolleyes::hihi:

If it's a man,you can get advice here luv,you know that!:hihi:

If it's a man,you can get advice here luv,you know that!:hihi:

What a succesful thread steve isnt it ? :D

If it's a man,you can get advice here luv,you know that!:hihi:

You mean there are men in here? WHERE? :D

You mean there are men in here? WHERE? :D

Tell me when you find them love will ya ? :suspect:

You mean there are men in here? WHERE? :D

Don't be cheeky!!We are all proper men,well apart from the womens undies.:hihi:

Don't be cheeky!!We are all proper men,well apart from the womens undies.:hihi:

Love ya in that black frilly pair steve ! :cool:

Tell me when you find them love will ya ? :suspect:

I've never found on yet!! I don't intend looking now. :D

Don't be cheeky!!We are all proper men,well apart from the womens undies.:hihi:

I though some of mine were missing.:P

I've never found on yet!! I don't intend looking now. :D

You haven't looked hard enough then,have you Savvy?:hihi:

I've never found on yet!! I don't intend looking now. :D
youv,e cut me to the bone

I though some of mine were missing.:P

Did you own any black frilly one's?:hihi:

You haven't looked hard enough then,have you Savvy?:hihi:

I do not need to. :D

youv,e cut me to the bone

can my dog have you then if your done, she loves bones

Did you own any black frilly one's?:hihi:

No, just plain cotton, lacy ones make me itch. ;)

No, just plain cotton, lacy ones make me itch. ;)

Yeah,me too!Although Sudocrem does help!!:D

Yeah,me too!Although Sudocrem does help!!:D

it makes me itch

No, just plain cotton, lacy ones make me itch. ;) i have the same problem..oops.............:o

No, just plain cotton, lacy ones make me itch. ;)

Dont give him any of yours sav.:suspect:

Dont give him any of yours sav.:suspect:

Too late,we are wearing them!!:hihi:

Dont give him any of yours sav.:suspect:

It would be male strangulation. :D

Too late,we are wearing them!!:hihi:

Now I know why you have a squeaky voice. :D

It would be male strangulation. :D

God, Ive never laughed so much on SF as tonight. Just wish Waltheof had been here, but hes away for a few days.!:hihi::hihi::hihi:

Now I know why you have a squeaky voice. :D

"Billy Jean is not my lover,owwwwww":D

there does seem to be a very small amout of contributers tonight (or is that just because we're on daft threads?)

God, Ive never laughed so much on SF as tonight. Just wish Waltheof had been here, but hes away for a few days.!:hihi::hihi::hihi:

It has been very good tonight, with added confusion thrown in to make everyone's night that bit more interesting - lol

there does seem to be a very small amout of contributers tonight (or is that just because we're on daft threads?)

I scare them all off - I shall go back to the "computer Section" :D

It has been very good tonight, with added confusion thrown in to make everyone's night that bit more interesting - lol

Yes,my boyfriend and i have enjoyed it!!!!!:hihi::hihi:

It has been very good tonight, with added confusion thrown in to make everyone's night that bit more interesting - lol

Well it did spice things up a bit, but what the heck !!! Good Night all.And thanks all of you ! :D

Well it did spice things up a bit, but what the heck !!! Good Night all.And thanks all of you ! :D

Night Patti.:wave:
and no laxatives and sleeping tabs!!!:hihi:

Yes,my boyfriend and i have enjoyed it!!!!!:hihi::hihi:

OK. Are you ready for this? Are you gay!!!? :hihi: :P

me too, nite all x

Night Night Pattricia.

OK. Are you ready for this? Are you gay!!!? :hihi: :P

Are you spreading confusing rumours again Sav?:suspect::hihi::hihi:

Night Night pinklady.

Are you spreading confusing rumours again Sav?:suspect::hihi::hihi:

Only with regards to yourself. :D

Night Night pinklady.

Night Pink :wave:

sweet dreams pink

OK. Are you ready for this? Are you great in bed!!!? :hihi: :P

Of course darling!!:hihi::hihi:

Night Night Pattricia.

Good Night Sav.:)& Steve & pinky and Jabbers and any Ive forgotten.

Night Pink :wave:

Night all

Tarquin

good night tarquin

Night Jim Bob

good night tarquin

& you PK

.............

Hey PK,we got Sav all to ourselves now!:love::hihi:
Night Tarq.

Night John Boy

Hey PK,we got Sav all to ourselves now!:love::hihi:
Night Tarq. hubba hubba

Hey PK,we got Sav all to ourselves now!:love::hihi:
Night Tarq.

ooooo what are you going to do with her?

ooooo what are you going to do with her?

We got a few good ideas!!:heyhey::hihi:

Hey PK,we got Sav all to ourselves now!:love::hihi:
Night Tarq.


Not quite.I'm still up for a bit;)

savs done a runner:(

savs done a runner:(

Scared of real men!!:suspect::hihi:

savs done a runner:(

I don't blame her.

anyone got to be up for work

I don't blame her.

You have got a point.:hihi:

anyone got to be up for work

Not tomorrow,but up at 5am thursday :mad:
You?

savs done a runner:(
Speak of the devil...I'm here.....going soon though. :D

no got a bit of work on but not while later

Scared of real men!!:suspect::hihi:

Depends what your definition of real is? :huh:

Speak of the devil...I'm here.....going soon though. :D

We thought u'd done a runner Sav.:hihi:
Are you getting tired now?:)

are you working tomorrow sav

We thought u'd done a runner Sav.:hihi:
Are you getting tired now?:)

Tired of what? I have an abundance of energy - do you? ;)

are you working tomorrow sav

Thursday? No!! :D

I am working today though. :D :D

Tired of what? I have an abundance of energy - do you? ;)

Oh yes,plenty,depends wot for though?:heyhey::D

Oh yes,plenty,depends wot for though?:heyhey::D

Our wavelengths are different I think. :D :hihi:

Our wavelengths are different I think. :D :hihi:

Maybe.Wot time you going to bed then?:suspect:

i think she,s gone

i think she,s gone

No,she hasn't said goodnight.:)

i think she,s gone

Nope!!

Although with that bid you all Night Night and sweet dreams to all. ;)

Savvy xxx

No,she hasn't said goodnight.:)

Correct. :D

No,she hasn't said goodnight.:) she might have nodded off

Night Sav,speak soon.:wave:

Night PK :wave:

well i mans got to do what a mans got to do & im going to do it ................good night

We are still here to help with any problems you may have!!:D

I do not have any problems. :)

I do not have any problems. :)

None at all?:suspect:

None at all?:suspect:

Cant some gals find him some problems ?:huh:

Cant some gals find him some problems ?:huh:

What about "I have got an unhealthy obsession with George Clooney"?:hihi:

Why do you men blow hot and cold like a bacon salad sarnie ????:D

What about "I have got an unhealthy obsession with George Clooney"?:hihi:

Yes, but what can I do ???? I want to ravage him !! oooer, come to me Georgie baby !!:cool::cool:

Why do you men blow hot and cold like a bacon salad sarnie ????:D

They don't. You're making the fundamental mistake of generalising from the losers that you associate with to the rest of mankind. It's as daft a statement as saying 'why are all women horses asses?'

Yes, but what can I do ???? I want to ravage him !! oooer, come to me Georgie baby !!:cool::cool:

Yes Patti,but out of over 20,000 posts,you have mentioned Mr.Clooney on 3,866 of these,i think you need to visit my surgery as soon as,ok.:hihi:

Why do you men blow hot and cold like a bacon salad sarnie ????:D

Only some.:heyhey::D

They don't. You're making the fundamental mistake of generalising from the losers that you associate with to the rest of mankind. It's as daft a statement as saying 'why are all women horses asses?'

:o

I thought I was going to get lifes answer here
The indepth look into a Man's mind ...Halibut I'm so disapointed with your answer :(

And I'd like to think of me as a Pony's ass HUM !;)


:D

:o

And I'd like to think of me as a Pony's ass HUM !;)


:D

Don't put yourself down darlink!:D