View Full Version : How old is Christa Ackroyd?


pet-walkiz
28-03-2008, 19:48
How old is Christa Ackroyd?

missymarsbar
28-03-2008, 19:57
As old as her gums and a little bit older than her teeth

Grim Reaper
28-03-2008, 19:59
As old as her gums and a little bit older than her teeth

Are you my Nanan ;)

not wanted
28-03-2008, 19:59
51 this year.

You would have thought she would have learnt not to get dressed in the dark.

Zaytsev
28-03-2008, 20:03
51 this year.

You would have thought she would have learnt not to get dressed in the dark.

and apply make-up while wearing boxing gloves. Meeeowwww:D

Jabberwocky
28-03-2008, 20:06
Theres a picture of her carved in one of the chambers of the great pyramid, she was about 300 years old when the glyph was carved.
The architect of the pyramid carved it about five years before the chamber was sealed up, and the pic was discovered in 1927.



yeahhhhh

missymarsbar
28-03-2008, 20:09
Are you my Nanan ;)

I don't think it would be possible....just looked at your age and you're 13 days older than me! Here's to aquarians born in 73!

mel77
28-03-2008, 20:57
I can't stand her! I wish someone would remove her from the telly!

coopster1974
29-03-2008, 03:38
On Look North tonight she said she was 42

not wanted
29-03-2008, 05:14
On Look North tonight she said she was 42

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christa_Ackroyd

She is a lying cow, that means she would have been 15 whilst reporting on the yorkshire ripper case.
There have been a few rather fruity stories about her on popbitch over the years

olivia35
29-03-2008, 05:43
she's gonna be 51 in May..and she's not aquarian.!

rubydazzler
29-03-2008, 07:54
she's gonna be 51 in May..and she's not aquarian.!
obviously not, if her birthday's in May :confused:

She doesn't look bad for 50, in spite of the total orangeness of her being ...

Highnote
29-03-2008, 11:50
Look North 40th Anniversary programme what did she look like,mutton dressed as lamb comes to mind!!!

Jabberwocky
29-03-2008, 11:51
When she was younger, she always reminded me of the soup dragon from the Clangers, its those eyes and that gob that does it.

cruella
29-03-2008, 11:54
She has to be the most 'Orange' woman on TV..i thought they had proffessional make up artists to sort them out???
If i needed to adjust the colour on my tv i would not do it when shes on!

Shazbat
29-03-2008, 15:18
She's not as young as she likes to think she is.

slimsid2000
29-03-2008, 18:15
Has she been embalmed?

rubydazzler
29-03-2008, 18:23
She's not as young as she likes to think she is.
rofl, which of us is, though, Shazbat? :P

I just think she's not a very good presenter, but then again most of the presenters are terrible. The national BBC morning crew are getting more and more unprofessional. Sian wotsit especially seems to think she's there for socialising rather than presenting a news programme :rolleyes: *whinge, moan, criticise*

AJ sheffield
29-03-2008, 19:14
Has she been embalmed?

No but she has been laminated.

Don_Kiddick
29-03-2008, 19:20
Has she been embalmed?

I think she's been Tangoed :hihi:

angle20
29-03-2008, 20:25
I recall that a relative of hers - a niece I think - is a member of this forum, so you may all be in for some chastisement. :)

pattricia
29-03-2008, 20:28
Ive always liked her a lot. Her & Harry make a good presenting pair.

koenigsinger
29-03-2008, 20:56
Ive always liked her a lot. Her & Harry make a good presenting pair.

they do indeed have a great rapport and snappy presenting style, it's just a shame that it's on 'Look Leeds' and that they are the spawn of the unspeakable one! :hihi:

CHAIRBOY
29-03-2008, 20:57
I recall that a relative of hers - a niece I think - is a member of this forum, so you may all be in for some chastisement. :)

Her daughter is at university in Sheffield!

SpeedwayDan
29-03-2008, 22:49
I think she's a decent presenter, but to say i don't like her dress sense is an understatement

DynoDon
30-03-2008, 00:16
In younger days:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULwVRUDscto

AJ sheffield
30-03-2008, 03:49
In younger days:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULwVRUDscto

Mike Morris looks like a bulldog chewing the worlds entire supply of wasps.

chem1st
30-03-2008, 03:51
orangeteen

Deavon
31-03-2008, 03:02
Someone on this very forum once described her face as resembling a "ball-less scrotum".

I like guessing which hideous outfit she'll be wearing. Also there is nothing funnier on T.V than when they send Christa out to cover a local (housing estate) story, a la missing child or summer floods.

There she is trying to look glamourous and concerned whilst happy slappy hoodies with ASBOS flick her the bird from behind.

slimsid2000
31-03-2008, 14:22
There is a lot of racism here. What is wrong with orange people?

BasilRathbon
31-03-2008, 15:14
87. She stays young by feasting on the blood of trainee weather presenters.

willman
31-03-2008, 15:21
I think she's fit for a 51 year old.

AJ sheffield
31-03-2008, 15:35
I think she's fit for a 51 year old.

She is and I would.

willman
31-03-2008, 15:36
She is and I would.

Join the queue, I was the first to stand up and be counted.

slimsid2000
31-03-2008, 15:42
She is and I would.

I would not. But....... Jo Blythe I would.:love:

AJ sheffield
31-03-2008, 15:44
Join the queue, I was the first to stand up and be counted.

I dont care what order we go on as long as you wring her out afterwards.

AJ sheffield
31-03-2008, 15:44
I would not. But....... Jo Blythe I would.:love:

You say you wouldnt ;)

trainwalker
02-04-2008, 20:31
int christa brilliant. i remember seeing her doing a recording onboard supertram's official first day of service in 1994. both her and carol vorderman are serious milf.

Don_Kiddick
02-04-2008, 22:52
Vorderman yes. Get in there. But if that Ackroyd woman came round to my house & said "hey Kiddick, never mind -over-to-Paul-the-weatherman, show me your ridge of high pressure"

I'd say "Oi! Ackroyd! Naaaaaahhhhh!!! You can't come round here to chez Donks flashing your warm front - get back to Larry Greysham & show some respect to Paul the boy with no shoulders dressed by his Mam!"


THAT'S Why I'm paying my lisence fee :mad: