I'm sure you all know the score, you're having a drunken conversation and it turns into "who would win in a fight?". So I need your help.

It works as follows:
1) Pick the hardest Arnold Schwarzenegger character you can think of
2) Pick the hardest Steven Segal character you can think of

3) Decide which would win in a fight.
4) No, the answer can't be "Chuck Norris"

Can the answer be Bruce Lee, without breaking sweat (if he wasn't dead)?

I heard that Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

For Arnie - 'Dutch' (If it bleeds we can kill it!) from Predator

For Steve - Casey Ryback (not only am I a Navy Seal but I can cook)

I'm convinced that Seagal would win this fight every time..real martial arts skills and maybe/maybe not once worked for the CIA. He's a mystical guy who can kill a man with one blow!!

Surely Arnie would be a bit slow with all that muscle, but maybe he could debate his way out of it these days?

Chuck Norris....different league - Texas Ranger and good example for kids everywhere! Always a moral message in Walker - and a great theme tune!

Jackie Chan would have them all, and make it look funny.

Also...I notice that you have changed the context of the original convo - sneaky!! Hmmm... real world fight or movie character fight... possibly very different outcomes

I'd say Ryback too, he can make a bomb out of kitchen stuff for christ sake!

But arnie's pretty nifty with an RPG though. :confused:

Jackie Chan would have them all, and make it look funny.

Only if he's got Chris Tucker with him.

Only if he's got Chris Tucker with him.

Give over. Have you never seen Wheels on Meals?

Arnie as Terminator.

I'd say Ryback too, he can make a bomb out of kitchen stuff for christ sake!

But he was taught that by the Daddy of them all - B.A. Baracus from the A-team. He'd make a bomb from kitchen stuff, and a breakfast.

see when we do the whole "who would win in a fight" it always comes back to Superman or Popeye. See They both have their weaknesses but out of the two who is more superior??

For the love of god, Arnie is a psychotic killing machine from the future!!!!!!

How could a (admittedly ninja) pony-tail compete with that?

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

(PS - The convo is as it originally was. Your memory is faulty.)

For the love of god, Arnie is a psychotic killing machine from the future!!!!!!

Can a machine be psychotic? :confused:

Seagal has a mystical dog that would surely warn him of Arnie's approach in enough time for him to construct aforementioned bomb out of kitchen accoutrements!

see - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal

Very true, IIRC in the original terminator old arnie got made legless by a couple of well placed home made pipe bombs...

Oh, we're playing wikipedia now are we? Right then...

According to Seagal in a November 2006 interview "I was born very different, clairvoyant and a healer".

My money is still on Commando-Arnie over clarivoyant Segal.

Ok, I've been thinking about this and have come to the conclusion that it all depends on the scenario. Are we talking hand to hand combat, or are weapons allowed?

Clairvoyant Seagal...he'll open up a can of mystical **** on your ass!

...My money is still on Commando-Arnie over clarivoyant Segal.

But if seagal knows what attacks are coming, he can prepare a counter...

He's A Bloody Terminator!!!!!!