Jabberwocky
22-03-2008, 10:47
Yet another quality thread from the Jabberwock.
I just went for grunties and pee-pees, sat down on the bog and almost snuffed it.
The seat was COLD!!! My poo-poo escaped back up my botty and I think its going to stay there until at least July!
Are there any ways to warm up the bog seat- or to cool down your botty so the shock of impact doesnt make your byuuu-tocks feel like a polar bears scrotum...?
Plain Talker
22-03-2008, 10:49
that *thud* you heard was me falling off my chair, laughing!
july indeed! lol
Ousetunes
22-03-2008, 10:50
You'll need one of these http://efaucets.com/finishdetail.asp?product_id=K-4709-0&selected=K-4709-0
Start saving now!
A suitable alternative is to shout to your family that you're just going for an Eartha and if they're anything like my family a form will queue immediately.
Thus, you have the pleasure of the toilet seat being nicely warmed up for you but on the down side you need to have can after can of Oust or Air Wick at hand!!
haddockman
22-03-2008, 10:52
A fluffy toilet seat is what you need, mind, they need washing regularly.
Plain Talker
22-03-2008, 10:53
Anyway, why don't you just wait till after your lass has already been in, and use the residual heat on the seat from her? An OH is a cheap enough seat-pre-warmer, no?
Failing that, you can get polystyrene seats, which are warmer to the touch- they don't shock things back in, (or out as the case may be) like a cold seat does.
Yet another quality thread from the Jabberwock.
I just went for grunties and pee-pees, sat down on the bog and almost snuffed it.
The seat was COLD!!! My poo-poo escaped back up my botty and I think its going to stay there until at least July!
Are there any ways to warm up the bog seat- or to cool down your botty so the shock of impact doesnt make your byuuu-tocks feel like a polar bears scrotum...?
:hihi: :hihi:
Honestly! Take it like a man and put up with it :P
Us women have to put up with cold toilet seats everytime we need to go!
Count yourself lucky you get to stand up most of the time ;)
*Peaches*
22-03-2008, 11:11
http://store.irawoodinc.com/tawasetosewa.html
problem solved for ya jabbers x
demoniac
22-03-2008, 11:21
best way to solve your problem is get your lass ro go 1st so she warms it up 4 u
A fluffy toilet seat is what you need, mind, they need washing regularly.
Ewww, most unhygenic thing ever. just have a blowtorch to hand in the loo...
Savannah2
22-03-2008, 18:20
best way to solve your problem is get your lass ro go 1st so she warms it up 4 u
That's exactly what I do. :D :hihi:
Waltheof
22-03-2008, 21:15
Due to the nature of the material, a wooden seat is warmer than a plastic one, so install one of those
It doesn't bother me anyway
ShinyPurple
22-03-2008, 22:28
Why don't you hover about an inch above the seat?
This is a very useful skill to have when travelling abroad :nod: