So, what would it be? If you had the choice of any foodstuffs, which would give you the most satisfaction and pleasure of throwing in someone's face. Do tell....?

I wouldn't- I find the level of waste of good food involved in food fights abysmal.

Sorry to be a party pooper.

Trifle. One throw and so many different substances trickling down your opponents face ... Jelly, sponge, custard & Hundreds and thousands ........ Oh, The humanity :o

Fresh cream cake with a soft sponge might be my weapon of choice I think.

The other week, I saw someone who needed 'correcting' in his manner. I bought a hot dog, covered it in mustard and pegged it at him. Direct hit. This is a true story.

I would throw macaroni cheese, it would stick and be impossible to get off!!! That or Angel Delight, (chocolate or strawberry), tasty!!!

Once tried to re-create the scene from the blues brothers, where they throw food to each other. It doesn't work with curry and rice though, goes everywhere !

We had one last week at work . But theres a few blokes that i dont like so i just throw the plates at them :)

Jelly, although very bouncy, might be a good option. Best start stockpiling my jelly just in case :P

The other week, I saw someone who needed 'correcting' in his manner. I bought a hot dog, covered it in mustard and pegged it at him. Direct hit. This is a true story.

A small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.

Some mates of mine were mercilessly abused by some teenaged urchins while going into the Chinese takeaway one night, when they came out the abuse continued so they walked back up hill to the car, removed the sunroof and Browny crouched on the passengers seat with a tub of Chow Mein in hand.

The driver let the car roll down the hill with the lights off and when the were about near he bump started the car, Browny sprung up and with a cry of "Ave it!" he plastered the oiks with a tasty dish :hihi:

I bought him a pint that night when he told me the tale.

I quite like the octopus in that Travis video, that looks quite satisfying.

Otherwise, really sqishy rotten tomatoes would be satisfying and also in keeping with tradition.

I quite like the octopus in that Travis video, that looks quite satisfying.

Otherwise, really sqishy rotten tomatoes would be satisfying and also in keeping with tradition.

I've often wanted to stand outside court in town, throwing rotten tomatoes and eggs at everyone who comes out.

I could shout 'You murdering *******!' at them all.

So, what would it be? If you had the choice of any foodstuffs, which would give you the most satisfaction and pleasure of throwing in someone's face. Do tell....?

ORANGES:..:)

I like my food! I'd rather eat it..

An apple pie (minus the top) would be good though.

ORANGES:..:)

You going to lob me?

ORANGES:..:)

That's not funny. Oranges really hurt. I've felt the full force of an orange on my buttocks. It wasn't ^that orange though.

Pinging peas at people using a knife as a catapult is always good fun.

You going to lob me?

of the citrus fruit variety...... silly

Pinging peas at people using a knife as a catapult is always good fun.

Of course, getting good purchase on the food is important. I find that a small new potato on a fork, flung with force and brought to a sudden halt causes an incredible amount of propulsion.

of the citrus fruit variety...... silly

Had visions of being chucked across a room there for a min... wouldnt like to be on the receiving end of this lump :roll:

Of course, getting good purchase on the food is important. I find that a small new potato on a fork, flung with force and brought to a sudden halt causes an incredible amount of propulsion.Or if you have a fairly aggressive temprament, you could just throw the fork.

Not that it would be my choice of weapon!!

Or if you have a fairly aggressive temprament, you could just throw the fork.

Not that it would be my choice of weapon!!

I once attacked a famous television gardener with a fish slice. Terrible mess.

Nothing better than runny, melted cheese.

As long as it's still in the bag it was in when it was solid, of course.

A particularly treasured memory of Leeds Festival springs to mind...

If theres gonna be a food fight I want to be a main target.


Bloody starving here.

So, what would it be? If you had the choice of any foodstuffs, which would give you the most satisfaction and pleasure of throwing in someone's face. Do tell....?Depends who it is and what the reason was. There are some people who I'd prefer to throw food at only if it was still in the can.

So, what would it be? If you had the choice of any foodstuffs, which would give you the most satisfaction and pleasure of throwing in someone's face. Do tell....?

I hope your not thinking of starting anything tonight mate.

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I hope your not thinking of starting anything tonight mate.

Best watch out for the cous cous ;)

I'll just stand there with my mouth open, throw away my friend.

I'll just stand there with my mouth open, throw away my friend.

Ok, but best not get too carried away otherwise you might get more than you bargained for :D

Baked beans....
























....still in the can :o
This is the most environmentally friendly option as they can be thrown several times and still be ok for beans on toast :D

If it was someone who i didnt like i reckon i would throw one of those hedgehog things made out of cheese and pineapple on sticks. If it stuck in their face, you could eat the cheese and pineapple and they would be left looking like Hellraiser!

If it was someone who i didnt like i reckon i would throw one of those hedgehog things made out of cheese and pineapple on sticks. If it stuck in their face, you could eat the cheese and pineapple and they would be left looking like Hellraiser!

That is EVIL

you have to be sometimes :hihi:

if it was someone who i did like, i would throw a big fat chocolate cake at them and then lick it all off. ;) plus its not as messy as trifle.

For lobbing long distances, I like stinky-cheese cubes, meatballs in gravy or grapes. For guerilla-style, dump-and-run combat, spaghetti with meat sauce would be my weapon of choice.

Those little sachets of vinegar, mayo or tomato ketchup are good. Especially when you're in a busy place full of drunks and you line them up on the edge of the table like they're a row of cannon. Then when someone walks past who you don't like you just slam a fist down on your choice of sachet and BLAM! they'll either honk like a pikey all night, look like they've been for a tommy tank or look like they've forgotten their tampax. :hihi:

The tinned beans made me laugh, not only recyclable but will also hurt when they connect :)

I would lob peanuts, not as messy and satisfying as say a cake, but they can go the distance and can rasp if you get a direct hit ;)

a coconut.............

I would throw cream buns at pk, Tarquin, Mel, and maybe Jabbers - but only to cover them up if they were.............NEKKID!!

I could never have a food fight - I hate wasting food!! We do have pillow fights instead!! :D

My husband bowled yorkshire puddings at me, not sure how quick they were, but in cricket he was a fast bowler.
I ducked and they slid down the venician blinds, these were then followed by the plate
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