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View Full Version : Get your mind out of the gutter when reading this... syrup 14-03-2008, 21:03 To make it stand, you wet it ! To make it wet, you suck it ! To make it stiff, you lick it ! To get it in, You push it! Damn ! Threading a needle when you're older is a BITCH! pattricia 14-03-2008, 21:08 To make it stand, you wet it ! To make it wet, you suck it ! To make it stiff, you lick it ! To get it in, You push it! Damn ! Threading a needle when you're older is a BITCH! Got me in a sweat there didnt you ? :D pk014b7161 14-03-2008, 21:13 i,ll have to have a glass of water:P pattricia 14-03-2008, 21:14 i,ll have to have a glass of water:P Think Im gonna faint, PK.:roll: Tarquin 14-03-2008, 21:14 Heads off for cold shower:o pattricia 14-03-2008, 21:15 Heads off for cold shower:o Me too !!! :cool: pk014b7161 14-03-2008, 21:15 i only got to the fourth line down pattricia 14-03-2008, 21:19 i only got to the fourth line down Then what happened ? ;) pk014b7161 14-03-2008, 21:20 family forum:o pattricia 14-03-2008, 21:21 family forum:o Ah, yes , forgot.:cool: pk014b7161 14-03-2008, 21:24 Ah, yes , forgot.:cool:mores the pity;) pattricia 14-03-2008, 21:25 mores the pity;) Never mind PK. Maybe another day ! ;) pk014b7161 14-03-2008, 21:26 it coulda got raunchy for awhile there pattricia 14-03-2008, 21:27 it coulda got raunchy for awhile there Could have but didnt did it ? :) pk014b7161 14-03-2008, 21:28 story of my life always the bridesmaid never the bride:( Waltheof 14-03-2008, 21:29 He nearly had it all sewn up there, didn't he? pattricia 14-03-2008, 21:29 story of my life always the bridesmaid never the bride:( One day my Prince will come .......................oops your a man arent you ?:gag: pk014b7161 14-03-2008, 21:30 One day my Prince will come .......................oops your a man arent you ?:gag: i think so pattricia 14-03-2008, 21:34 i think so Prove it !! Is this a frivolous thread ? :confused: Waltheof 14-03-2008, 21:46 As Tracy Emin said when she took her raunchy photographs to Boots--some day my prints will arrive! pattricia 14-03-2008, 21:47 As Tracy Emin said when she took her raunchy photographs to Boots--some day my prints will arrive! This thread could run & run couldnt it ? Just from one joke .:) Waltheof 14-03-2008, 21:48 This thread could run & run couldnt it ? Just from one joke .:) well it is a thread because he started it with a needle! pattricia 14-03-2008, 21:49 well it is a thread because he started it with a needle! May get all sewn up do you think ? :suspect: Waltheof 14-03-2008, 22:00 May get all sewn up do you think ? :suspect: You'll have us in stitches with these jokes! pattricia 14-03-2008, 22:01 You'll have us in stitches with these jokes! Well a stitch in time saves nine.:) |