what about the questions that do not have answers ?

What was the best thing before sliced bread ?

If teflon is non stick - how do they get it to stick to a frying pan ?

If olive oil comes from squeezing olives - how do they make baby oil ?

Why doesn't tarzan have a beard ?

If all the worlds a stage - where are the audience sitting ?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjo adultery ?

Are part time band leaders semi-conductors ?

If the police arrest a mime artist - what happens to his right to remain silent ?

Whats the speed of dark ?

If people from poland are poles - why aren't people from holland called holes ?

If love is blind - why is lingerie so popular ?

If a word in a dictionary were spelled wrong - how would we know ?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink ?

Do hummingbirds hum because they've forgotten the words ?

If the universe is expanding - why the hell can you never find a parking space ?

When they first invented the clock - how did they know what time to set it to ?

i can answer one of those - Since 'dark' is the absence of light, then it's speed is the same as that of the light leaving... Perhaps rephrasing as the speed of 'dark matter' or anti-light (the non-visible, possibly imaginary 'other end' of the light spectrum favoured by sci-fi writers) may be better??!!!

Originally posted by playman
what about the questions that do not have answers ?

What was the best thing before sliced bread ?

If teflon is non stick - how do they get it to stick to a frying pan ?

If olive oil comes from squeezing olives - how do they make baby oil ?

Why doesn't tarzan have a beard ?

If all the worlds a stage - where are the audience sitting ?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjo adultery ?

Are part time band leaders semi-conductors ?

If the police arrest a mime artist - what happens to his right to remain silent ?

Whats the speed of dark ?

If people from poland are poles - why aren't people from holland called holes ?

If love is blind - why is lingerie so popular ?

If a word in a dictionary were spelled wrong - how would we know ?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink ?

Do hummingbirds hum because they've forgotten the words ?

If the universe is expanding - why the hell can you never find a parking space ?

When they first invented the clock - how did they know what time to set it to ?

HA BLOODY HA!!!

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink ?

Put a float in the invisible liquid.

how about these

If today is the first day of the rest of your life - what was yesterday ?

Do cannibals leave the table after everyone' eaten ?

Is there something you can take for kleptomania ?

If you're in hell and you get angry with someone - where do you tell them to go ?

If ignorance is bliss - why aren't there more people happy ?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called the rush hour ?

If ignorance is bliss - why aren't there more people happy ?

They are happy ... they just haven't realised it yet :o

Why aren't the 'Caution Blind People Crossing' signs written in Braille?