Do you have a dilemma where the conclusion is a simple "YES" or "NO" answer but you can't make up your mind?


Here is the answer to all your problems, simply post your dilemma on this thread and I, in my INFINITE wisdom :wink: will give you that illusive answer.

Please note that there will be no reasons given or other conversation entered into.

Also note that questions like "Is Crosser a Loony" will be ignored :hihi:

Also note that this is just for fun (but you knew that anyway didn't you?)

Let's go!

Is Crosser a looney ? (gets coat) :roll:

Does Crosser get cross?

Does Crosser get cross?

No :suspect:

Have you stopped beating your wife yet?

Have you stopped beating your wife yet?

No :suspect:

Is Crosser going to allow Little Old Ladies to post on this thread :), since he has banned them from posting on certain others.....? :hihi:

Is Crosser going to allow Little Old Ladies to post on this thread :), since he has banned them from posting on certain others.....? :hihi:

Yes :suspect:

OK...You're so smart :D How can I win the Lottery??

OK...You're so smart :D How can I win the Lottery??

Yes :confused::confused:

How can I win as well ?:huh:

How can I win as well ?:huh:

Yes :loopy:

Yes :loopy:

Why are you such a disappointment?? :huh:

Yes :loopy:

Can you guarantee it ? :)

Can you guarantee it ? :)

No :|:|:| .....

Did I not read the beginning of this thread properly?? :hihi::hihi:

Did I not read the beginning of this thread properly?? :hihi::hihi:

Yes :D:D:D

If you guarantee it, I will share it with you, will you ?

If you guarantee it, I will share it with you, will you ?

No ...................

No ...................

Why not ? .........

Do you think anyone actually can win the lottery?

Are you really an old Crosspatch?

Are you really an old Crosspatch?

Are you really old?

Do you think anyone actually can win the lottery?

Yes ....................

Are you really an old Crosspatch?

Yes...............

Are you really old?

Yes...................

You don't say much, do you? :(

You don't say much, do you? :(

He only likes bipolar questions! :)

He only likes bipolar questions! :)

Crosser - did you know that? :hihi::hihi:

Crosser - did you know that? :hihi::hihi:

Yes ............

So...have I won lots on last night's Lottery?? (Do I need to check my numbers??)

So...have I won lots on last night's Lottery?? (Do I need to check my numbers??)

No .........

No .........

:cry::cry::cry:

Crosser - if you knew the winning numbers for the Lottery, would you tell us?

Crosser - if you knew the winning numbers for the Lottery, would you tell us?

No ..........

Would you turn down a share of ours is we did win?

Would you turn down a share of ours is we did win?


Yes ........

Yes?




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Are you trying to beat Pattricia's post count with this thread :hihi:

Are you trying to beat Pattricia's post count with this thread :hihi:

No .........

Are you going to have an "Open Day" on your other thread?? :hihi::hihi:

Are you going to have an "Open Day" on your other thread?? :hihi::hihi:

This thread isnt as popular as the other is it Sam ?

This thread isnt as popular as the other is it Sam ?

Maybe we should ask Crosser this Question!! :hihi::hihi:

Maybe we should ask Crosser this Question!! :hihi::hihi:

Crosser is this thread as popular as your other one ? :hihi:

Are you going to have an "Open Day" on your other thread?? :hihi::hihi:

No :hihi:......

Crosser is this thread as popular as your other one ? :hihi:

yes ........

Crosser, do you say yes and no to everything?

Crosser, do you say yes and no to everything?

Yes - haven't you noticed...? :hihi: :hihi:

Yes - haven't you noticed...? :hihi: :hihi:

Very clever,:hihi: but I bet Crosser is still trying to make his mind up...is he a YES man or a NO body....:huh:

Very clever,:hihi: but I bet Crosser is still trying to make his mind up...is he a YES man or a NO body....:huh:

I don't no.... but I bet Crosser nose! :hihi:
(definitely not a NO-MAD!!:hihi:)

Can you remember that quiz game on the telly (Hughie Green I think) where they fired questions at you, and you had to say only " Yes or No" ? If you said anything else, they struck a gong.:)

Can you remember that quiz game on the telly (Hughie Green I think) where they fired questions at you, and you had to say only " Yes or No" ? If you said anything else, they struck a gong.:)

yes ...........

If you couldn't say "Yes" or "No"...what would you say?? :D

If you couldn't say "Yes" or "No"...what would you say?? :D

He would go all posh on us, and say 'Affirmative', or 'Negative'....:hihi::hihi::hihi:

Do you want a piece of toast:confused:

Do you want a piece of toast:confused:

Who? Me? Yes, please. :)

Do I stick with the fella I've got or find another one ?:confused:

Do I stick with the fella I've got or find another one ?:confused:

Both.

Do I aim for the head or just debilitate with an arm or leg shot?

Do I stick with the fella I've got or find another one ?:confused:

As well as, or Instead of...?
(Crosser will need as much information as possible, in order to advise you!!!) :hihi: :hihi:

Both.

Should I make a scale model of the former 1980s pop star Nik Kershaw out of flapjack?

Both.

Should I make a scale model of the former 1980s pop star Nik Kershaw out of flapjack?

No. Make Midge Ure instead. It will be more or less lifesize then.

My make-up is running. Should I re-apply or leave it?

My make-up is running. Should I re-apply or leave it?

Sorry, I mistook this thread as a cross dressers decision thread.

Leave it .....

Do I go for the 125 bike test - Or go for the full Shabang ?????:D

Leave it .....

Do I go for the 125 bike test - Or go for the full Shabang ?????:D

125. Start off steady and build it up. Don't become another statistic.

Should I turn and run or fight this monstrous pelican that I face?

125. Start off steady and build it up. Don't become another statistic.

Should I turn and run or fight this monstrous pelican that I face?

Both.


Should I dig up the corpse of former TV presenter Johnny Ball and use animatronics to make him into my manservant?

Both.


Should I dig up the corpse of former TV presenter Johnny Ball and use animatronics to make him into my manservant?

Yeah. But can you get him to sign a peach for me?

What instrument should I learn next? Hurdy gurdy or bassoon?

Do you like Pattricia's new avatar?? :confused:

Do you like Pattricia's new avatar?? :confused:

Yes ....................

Can she (and her friends :hihi::hihi:) now go on your other thread with your full approval?? :D

Do you like Pattricia's new avatar?? :confused:

At least it looks like my own hair !!!:hihi::hihi::hihi:

Can she (and her friends :hihi::hihi:) now go on your other thread with your full approval?? :D

No :twisted: :hihi:

No :twisted: :hihi:

Ah Well......worth a try!!:roll:

Ah Well......worth a try!!:roll:

We DO try as well don't we :roll: good job we aren't as trying as Crosser though.........:hihi:

Ooops am I on the wrong thread.......

Crosser has so many threads, I never know which one Im on now !!:huh:

We DO try as well don't we :roll: good job we aren't as trying as Crosser though.........:hihi:

Ooops am I on the wrong thread.......

Yes ...........

Shall we go through your threads : Crossers decision thread. : Do No Add To This Thread ; and Judge Crosser. Is that correct ? Anymore in the pipeline? :huh:

Shall we go through your threads : Crossers decision thread. : Do No Add To This Thread ; and Judge Crosser. Is that correct ? Anymore in the pipeline? :huh:

Yes :hihi::hihi::hihi:

Could'nt we have them all colour coded do you think?

Could'nt we have them all colour coded do you think?

No and No :hihi:

Could'nt we have them all colour coded do you think?

What thread do you think he will start next Joan ? :huh:

What thread do you think he will start next Joan ? :huh:

It will be The Crosser Admiration Thread, when we will all be invited to post lavish praise of our most gracious benefactor..... :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: