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mr craig
22-09-2003, 21:30
After another day of being bored and depressed i thought i'd cheer myself up by finding out when i was going to die!
I'm sure a lot of you will have seen this before.

http://www.deathclock.com/

basically does exactly what it says,though i think its accuracy is pretty out.
Apparently Tuesday the 10th of october 2056 is my big day,which is longer than i was planning on hanging around for.
But no doubt if it knew about my drinking habits it would probably say next week!!!:lol:

1Man&hisBMW
22-09-2003, 21:43
Mr C!

How ya doing! Bit off topic, I see you're living in the Royal Plaza.
Which floor you on mate, I know a few peeps who live there aswell! Maybe I can do a "knock and run" on your flat door...tee hee!

1Man&HisBMW

mr craig
22-09-2003, 21:45
Originally posted by 1Man&hisBMW
I know a few peeps who live there aswell! Maybe I can do a "knock and run" on your flat door...tee hee!

1Man&HisBMW
Well i aint telling you now!!!:lol:

i'm on the seventh floor.:)

t020
30-12-2003, 23:14
On normal mode, my predicted death is:
Saturday, October 16, 2055

Jon
31-12-2003, 00:18
:rolleyes: The Death clock was the first thing i looked at 4 years ago when i first got the internet :P still doing the rounds i see

MrH
01-01-2004, 14:20
I don't want to know, thank you

*Twinkle*
01-01-2004, 14:24
I'm popping my clogs on:

Tuesday, February 2, 2066

SatanInHeels
01-01-2004, 14:33
Tuesday, February 1, 2067!!

god thats a long time away!

SatanInHeels
01-01-2004, 14:36
oooo.... but if i put it on sadistic it says Monday, February 1, 2027

http://www.findyourfate.com/deathmeter/deathmtr.html

also try tht!

RPG
01-01-2004, 14:38
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Grissom
01-01-2004, 15:25
Mine is Friday, January 6, 2045 but could die in a train crash or sommat tomorow of course.

If it is on sadistic mode I will die Tuesday, January 6, 2009 so I'm quite happy with that. Now what should I do with my remaining 5 years ?!

Mosherchik
01-01-2004, 15:45
Friday, October 6, 2062

Not bad......especially for a smoker!
Shouldve been more definate about what you actually smoke
......and I think how many units you imbibe probably counts towards the whole death thing.........

Anywayz

Happy new year!

Martin_s
01-01-2004, 16:16
I've cheated death more than once already so :P to that little survey..

I go when I go... not wasting what I've got on a survey though :)

fuzzy
02-01-2004, 17:11
Mmmm may should not have done this.
February 17th 2037 on normal.

Already well dead on sadistic, 17th Feb 2003.

So it cannot be working properly, just think if you did actually die on the day it said. Spooky.

DaBouncer
02-01-2004, 19:41
Sunday, February 6, 2061

PaulTansley
02-01-2004, 21:32
June 8 2057.
I can live with that.:D

DaBouncer
03-01-2004, 08:56
Originally posted by SatanInHeels
oooo.... but if i put it on sadistic it says Monday, February 1, 2027

http://www.findyourfate.com/deathmeter/deathmtr.html

also try tht!
Based on this my new date is: Your Armageddon's day is Sep 4 2060

Quite close to the other one..spooky!

starchild
04-01-2004, 17:11
Wahhh....I'm gonna be the last 1 standing... Sunday, July 27, 2081 :P

max
04-01-2004, 17:47
I don't know why but I got 8 different dates 15 years apart without changing any of the parameters.

venger
07-01-2004, 22:42
Originally posted by max
I don't know why but I got 8 different dates 15 years apart without changing any of the parameters.

Well a cat-man should be able to out-live all of those.

Stay lucky!

Fletch
09-04-2004, 17:27
Originally posted by t020
On normal mode, my predicted death is:
Saturday, October 16, 2055

shame im sure many predicted earlier

Sam Miguel
09-04-2004, 18:31
[i].

just think if you did actually die on the day it said. Spooky. [/B]

The thought would haunt you for the rest of your death.

ANGELUS
09-04-2004, 20:03
Monday, February 29, 2072
- Not bad then I suppose..

t020
09-04-2004, 22:38
Originally posted by Fletch
shame im sure many predicted earlier


Grow up

mr craig
09-04-2004, 23:20
Originally posted by t020
Grow up

To right.

Why would someone dig up an old thread just to say stuff like that. :rolleyes:

edit: sorry, just relised your still a kid,makes sense now :rolleyes:

fuzzy
10-04-2004, 15:42
Originally posted by t020
Grow up

Do you just have to have a go at everyone?

Whats wrong are you already dead?

Edit: didn't realise he had a go first but you know humour that can't be seen in here and that.

Mr Craig - As i am sure you have noticed before anyone can drag up an old thread at anytime, and i am sure you have done so at sometime. It was something someone had said to him about and he wanted to post it, i made him do a search before putting it on so as not to repeat threads.

mr craig
10-04-2004, 18:03
Originally posted by fuzzy

Mr Craig - As i am sure you have noticed before anyone can drag up an old thread at anytime, and i am sure you have done so at sometime.

Not that i can remember.

I'm glad people search and drag up old thread instead of posting the same stuff over and over again.It just seems pretty childish to drag up a thread thats been dead for 3 months just to have a go at someone.

Fletch
10-04-2004, 19:13
i didnt know it was an old thread and that it had been dead for 3 months. i found it and was interested.

i wasnt having a go it was a joke, and obviously a bad one.

i apologise t020

saxon51
11-04-2004, 13:57
2025 !!!!!!!!!:confused:

t020
11-04-2004, 14:48
Originally posted by Fletch
i didnt know it was an old thread and that it had been dead for 3 months. i found it and was interested.

i wasnt having a go it was a joke, and obviously a bad one.

i apologise t020


Apology accepted :)

*Twinkle*
11-04-2004, 16:19
Wow look at this!!

I'm popping my clogs on: Tuesday, February 2, 2066 (Mine)

and

Tuesday, February 1, 2067!! god thats a long time away! (sataninheels')

Her birthday's a day before mine but I was born a year before her... Spooky, if this goes on lifestyle and outlook on life etc, we must be very similar!!!!

fox20thc
02-11-2005, 10:39
Death day calculator (http://www.deathclock.com/)

Apparantly Im off on August 22nd 2052

if your still here your invited to the party!

Dear forum members
You are invited to my pre deathday party

August 21st 2052 - must end by midnight

:)

fox20thc
02-11-2005, 10:44
dear Son will be joining me in 2084 as will other in 2097:loopy:

Saxon
02-11-2005, 10:55
13th May 2026!!:wow:

fox20thc
02-11-2005, 10:56
Originally posted by Saxon
13th May 2026!!:wow:

whoops! I may make that party saxon

daverity
02-11-2005, 11:00
December 26th 2034.

Well at least I can gorge myself on Xmas dinner the day before:clap: :clap:

JFKvsNixon
02-11-2005, 11:16
Bugger, i am not going to reach 100

sheff_minx
02-11-2005, 11:18
Thursday, November 12, 2065

I'm guna outlive you all (except fox20thc's sons)

I'll be 79 :clap:

Although that seems pretty young considering I don't smoke and have a normal BMI...

Angel05
02-11-2005, 11:20
I'm sure this has already been done... earlier this year?

I kept changing the kinda person i am... what came up was pretty scary...

the_rudeboy
02-11-2005, 11:23
29th March 2062.......just shy of 98!!

Jimbob1989
02-11-2005, 12:07
Thursday, April 12, 2063 :) Promising.

Preacher Man
02-11-2005, 12:12
Originally posted by daverity
December 26th 2034.

Well at least I can gorge myself on Xmas dinner the day before:clap: :clap:

and you can buy everyone crap presents because they will only be mad at you for one day, then they will feel really bad for dissing the set of tea towels you bought them!


fro me its Wednesday, May 7, 2064

bugger 2 weeks before my birthday!!!!

Don_Kiddick
02-11-2005, 12:15
Originally posted by daverity
December 26th 2034.

Well at least I can gorge myself on Xmas dinner the day before:clap: :clap:
It might be doing just that, that will polish you off! :o

*Turbo*
02-11-2005, 12:17
April 21st 2049!!!

Another 44 years to go!!!:thumbsup:

MissGobby
02-11-2005, 12:18
Sunday, September 5, 2066 (i think!) i will be 79!!!!

Don_Kiddick
02-11-2005, 12:21
ME!

NORMAL Dec 4, 2036 :D

PESSIMISTIC Oct 8, 2012 :(

SADISTIC Dec 5, 2001 :suspect: should already be dead! :o

OPTIMISTIC Feb 18, 2060 :clap: I shall therefore remain optimistic of dieing 5 days before my 95th birthday! :clap:

fox20thc
02-11-2005, 12:22
Originally posted by Don_Kiddick
ME!

NORMAL Dec 4, 2036 :D

PESSIMISTIC Oct 8, 2012 :(

SADISTIC Dec 5, 2001 :suspect: should already be dead! :o

OPTIMISTIC Feb 18, 2060 :clap: I shall therefore remain optimistic of dieing 5 days before my 95th birthday! :clap:

You only 5'7" don?

talktofrank
02-11-2005, 12:36
23rd of september 2023 i am not going to get past 48 not good!!

:(

Don_Kiddick
02-11-2005, 12:39
Originally posted by fox20thc
You only 5'7" don?
5'8" :thumbsup: The extra inch is important! :hihi:

Clare85
02-11-2005, 12:56
I am dying July 31st 2064. Won't even make 80 if that is true. I am not impressed with that one!

Shiesh
02-11-2005, 13:00
Originally posted by Angel05
I'm sure this has already been done... earlier this year?

I kept changing the kinda person i am... what came up was pretty scary...

Yeah it has been done - quite an old internet site....DeathClock.com....:)

Old Thread Here (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3170&highlight=death+clock) ;)

fox20thc
02-11-2005, 13:04
Originally posted by Shiesh
Yeah it has been done - quite an old internet site....DeathClock.com....:)

Old Thread Here (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3170&highlight=death+clock) ;)

VERY old thread, I said I was bored..:|

deelightful3
02-11-2005, 17:38
saturday july 30th 2039-making me 77

hazel
02-11-2005, 18:28
Well---very upset that it didn't go back far enough to the yr I was born, so had to make myself 4 yrs younger, Is that an omen. So said I would live until 2027 but I suppose I'd better knock off the 4 yrs. Which would make me about 87

hazel

Dan Walters
16-10-2006, 15:39
That was bad news for me ... I had a heart attack in Jan of last year, with a quadruple bypass. The clock only gives me until Aug 2011.:rolleyes:

Jabberwocky
16-10-2006, 15:46
13 12 1970?!?!?!?!?!?


kidding....

heres mine:

Tuesday, February 17, 2026

minnime
16-10-2006, 15:53
mines saturday 24th feb 2018 not got long so i best start living life to the max:hihi: :hihi:

nick2
16-10-2006, 16:00
Every time you press "go" you get a different answer ?

minnime
16-10-2006, 16:07
That was bad news for me ... I had a heart attack in Jan of last year, with a quadruple bypass. The clock only gives me until Aug 2011.:rolleyes:
aww nearly as long as me to live best start enjoying hey;)

Clare85
16-10-2006, 16:33
I am dying July 31st 2064. Won't even make 80 if that is true. I am not impressed with that one!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggh I just did this 10 months later from the first time I did it and got the same date!

58 years left. Arrrrrrrrrrrgh, scared now!