Just a little message to the lady driving her silver Audi along said road this morning.

Do you really think that the school run is more important than the lives of your Children?

Either you must, or 'Tony the Tiger' wants the driving licence you got free with your frosties back !

The reason I 'beeped' at you was not out of malice, or even annoyance; it was simply to alert you to my presence on the road, a fact that had obviously escaped your attention.

You do realise that when the speed bump is on the offside of the road, and there is a kerb, and a sign telling you to give way on your side of the road, you should give priority to oncoming traffic?

I presume you understand what give way actually means? (It would appear so since, having two children in the car you've obviously 'given way' to your husband at least twice).

Please note this is not a 'dig' at women drivers, there are muppets on our roads of all genders.

She may not have given way he may be as bad as her and just took no notice of the no entry sign :D

You assume she is married and there is only one father involved. You should not jump to conclusions there could be any number of reasons why she chose not to give way to you, for example.
Putting on make up
eating an energy bar
using her mobile
adjusting the stereo
shouting at the kids
adjusting her undies
being a selfish cow
being a lousy driver
being terminally stupid
not knowing the highway code

Please feel free to add to the list

You assume she is married

Trust me she was so ugly she had to be married; to a blind man who'd lost his sense of touch.


and there is only one father involved.
There can only be one man in the World stupid enough to marry her.


You should not jump to conclusions there could be any number of reasons why she chose not to give way to you, for example.
Putting on make up
I saw no building implements (shovel, spade, trowel, etc) so I think we're safe on this one.


eating an energy bar The only energy she needs is 240V of powergens finest.


using her mobile
Probably not, if she had have been, she'd probably have just gone over the raised kerb on her side of the road, and not veered into my path.


adjusting the stereo
A possibility.


shouting at the kids
More than likely


adjusting her undies
I didn't see a large bunch of keys in her hand though.


being a selfish cow
Goes without saying.


being a lousy driver
being terminally stupid
not knowing the highway code
Please see my reply to 'being a selfish cow'.

Please feel free to add to the list


Hmm, I've always thought the phrase 'Like a red rag to a bull' should really reply to the other bovine gender. :hihi: