Do you chew/eat/bite pens ?

Writing with a fountain pen cured me of that :hihi:

My son had and still does have the pen chewing habbit, he's married and away from home but we still find old pens around the house with his DNA on.

no - filthy habit.

i am a bit of a kleptomaniac (sp?) when it comes to pens. I usually come away from someones desk/office/shop and then realise I still have their pen in my hand.

Kleptos don't bite pens - 'cos they don't know where they've been !!

I used to eat pens at school all the time... They taste awful.. :gag:

Originally posted by Rich
I used to eat pens at school all the time... They taste awful.. :gag:

Better to eat school pens than putting them to good use don't you think ?

Originally posted by poppins
Better to eat school pens than putting them to good use don't you think ?

:lol:

I often found that I chewed pens so much that the bit that the nib is attached to kept falling out due to excessive chewing of the end.

Now I have a big box of HB pencils to use at work and I can write all day with them and have a wee nibble whilst not impairing my output.

The slightly worrying thing though is that I had a tooth out a while back (upper left 5) and I keep wedging the pencil in the gap. I feel sorry for the lady who sits across the room from me.

Yep pens, pencils, rulers, screwdrivers but nothing metal hate the feel of metal on my teeth. :loopy:

fingernails only :thumbsup:

Originally posted by John
Do you chew/eat/bite pens ?

There isn't a letter 'i' missing from any of these words is there???

cos that would be worrying, like. :o

Originally posted by Don_Kiddick
There isn't a letter 'i' missing from any of these words is there???

cos that would be worrying, like. :o cleaned my moniter screen yust to be sure,i thought the same thing:blush:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fresh pen

No biro is safe from me - any biro is fair game for a good chew! Same with rulers. Half the time I don't even realise I'm doing it - just notice the tooth marks after a while!

Fountain pens or pencils just haven't got the same chewability factor!

StarSparkle :suspect:

When I was a kid I had a leather bookmark. I used to nibble the tassles when I was reading.
It had a very odd smell / taste when wet. :razz:



Happy mems

Lets put it this way, I used to but now I never chew pens, if you want to get out of the habitat of chewing pens spend a few weeks in a school.

Once you see the kids do the things they do with them: chewing scratching/ sticking in ears/nose /belly button (theese are just a few examples) plus all the other dirty things that they do which they should'nt, you will be cured!

Originally posted by Don_Kiddick
There isn't a letter 'i' missing from any of these words is there???

cos that would be worrying, like. :o

Took some spotting that Don :thumbsup:

Reason i dont chew pens is :
One end i use as a pen, the other is a thermometer for checking the dogs temperature. :gag: