NOT THAT THE THREADS THEMSELVES AREN'T FUNNY, BUT I THINK THAT THE QUOTES MOST PEOPLE HAVE AT THE END ARE BRILLIANT AND I WAS WONDERING WHERE PEOPLE FOUND THEM? I CAN NEVER REMEMBER FUNNY QUOTES:(

I used to work for a high street bank and it was a quote that the area manager used all the time.
As I now work with people with mental health problems/learning disabilities/autism to find them work, I feel it is useful to think in that way , so I decided to have it as my quote

"On the extreme left of your keyboard you will find a button called caps lock"

I made that one up myself!

Originally posted by Yodameister Originally posted by espadrille
I used to work for a high street bank and it was a quote that the area manager used all the time.
As I now work with people with mental health problems/learning disabilities/autism to find them work, I feel it is useful to think in that way , so I decided to have it as my quote
"On the extreme left of your keyboard you will find a button called caps lock"

I made that one up myself!

At the bottom of each post there's a button called 'quote'. If you choose carefully, you can quote the person you are addressing :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Strix
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"On the extreme left of your keyboard you will find a button called caps lock"

I made that one up myself!

At the bottom of each post there's a button called 'quote'. If you choose carefully, you can quote the person you are addressing :rolleyes: [/QUOTE]

Jeez I reomved the incorrect quote after about 30 seconds, nothing gets past you does it?

have a coffee and see if you can sort that one out then, yoda ;)

My quote's in japanese, from the anime "Dragon Half".

Mine mentions the word quote :hihi:

"chop-chop, busy-busy, work-work, bang-bang" somehow i don't think so .... :rolleyes: :D

PigupPig I really like your quote .... if Dorothy Parker made her quips up on the hoof, she was one of the wittiest people ever... (rubyd wishes she could think of something sparkling too) and I like the one that says "my usual self is a very unusual self, and "plain talking since 1964" they always make me grin ...

Bet i end up like fnky though, driven to just advertising my business self .... ;)

think mine speaks for itself....though in my defence y'r honour I have got back on track since my birthday.

No choccy next time I pop in the shop tho Rubeeeee :nono:

Mine was handed to me from the voice of god ;)

Mines from Blackadder - it's not an open invitation.

Got mine from some internet site.... thought it was quite apt though I'm generally crap at choosing things like this!! :hihi:

Can't remember, think I saw mind on anoter forum somewhere :hihi: Oh well, I'm just borrowing it :roll:

Up until now I didn;t have one, but now I have added one of my favourite martin luther king quotes.

Another good one from this worthy inspirational leader is

"We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools."

Words that a few people on this forum lately should take note of... you know who you are:loopy:

i love summertime, explains me to a tee says it all i thought, but then again it pays not to think !!!!!
:headbang: this is what i thought headbang would do but it dont work :? :?

Originally posted by Agent Dan
My quote's in japanese, from the anime "Dragon Half".

Dragon half? I had a friend once who liked dragon half...and the other one with the man who turns into a panda and the boy who turns into a girl....:loopy:

EDIT: My quote came from a website somewhere..dunno where thou..:suspect:

Marvin the paranoid robot who was asked to pick up paper from the floor.
I like this quote so much I had a badge made saying it that I wore before getting rreally carried away and putting it on a tee-shirt.
I was thinking of changing though to
Suck,Squeeze, Bang, Blow.
However have come to realise that most people apart from mechanics would think it was rude.

Originally posted by WallBuilder
I was thinking of changing though to
Suck,Squeeze, Bang, Blow.
However have come to realise that most people apart from mechanics would think it was rude.
Hey, I like that :thumbsup:

Get Carter (at the moment)

excellent film BTW (the original M Caine version, of course)

Appologies to ginamoi if I change them too often for some folk. :rolleyes:

I've just changed mine, free pint to the first person who can tell me where its from.

I know where I just thought it would make a good competition.

Originally posted by Pete1024
I've just changed mine, free pint to the first person who can tell me where its from.
Babylon 5

I donate my free pint to further Google research into further Google research.

:D

Tony you cheater! Anyone can google

there are some good quotes on here..................

www.saidwhat.co.uk

Mine is of course the tagline from Desperate Housewives!

Is anyone else LOVIN Bree Van De Kamp? I'm sure I'm quite obsessed....

K x

Originally posted by Pete1024
Tony you cheater! Anyone can google
Does that mean that I don't get my prize :(

I drank it whilst doing some google research on my PC last night

"My ususal self " etc came from the beginning of a Smiths song (can't remember which one sorry!) It's from some film or other an dthey use it at the beginning of the song. I just thought it summed me up as does my other, made up quote!!