Just to say Hello to everyone.......

Is there anyone there..........................

Hi are-jay hows you doing ? hope you have a lovely time here it's a great place to be.

i do hope so........

Hello and welcome.

Hello, welcome to the whelk fanciers club! We have a selection of various sea-going snails here and the majority of them are of the whelkish type.



We also have... a bottom shelf, if ya know what I mean.... If you fancy anything a bit... you know... risque, we have several dvds of shellless whelks on a beach playing volleyball and things like that.
We dont do the hard stuff though, we draw the line at Whelk farm and Whelky does Florida, Im afraid that hard porn such as that doesnt do it for me.

Welcome to the forum, have fun, and ignore everyone but me.

Trust me, the voices in my noggin are never wrong.

Oooooo i love whelks.

Oooooo i love whelks.

Carnally I hope!

We dont allow the eating of these sweet creatures, its barbaric! The cruelty of these poor animals being covered in vinegar and a dash of pepper before being layed on a plate to be chewed and...



Im off to the Castle market... That just made me hungry.

Hello. Welcome to the forum. All you need to know really is that Purdy Amos is the font of all knowledge, Basil is barking and Jabberwocky is King. Go on. have some fun!