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View Full Version : The Asda advert with Sharon Osbourne duffman 02-03-2005, 19:15 I'm sorry but I have to say this advert really p****s me off! Sharon Osbourne is so annoying, now and advert with Ozzy would have just been comical. Lets start a campaign to get rid of it and get Ozzy in. muddycoffee 02-03-2005, 19:29 Ozzy osbourne is a genius. He has always been hilariously funny. And he really plays to the cameras these days pretending to be useless and stupid. In real life he is intellegent and articulate. If he's gointg to be in an advert they should have him playing the piano and reading some shakespere sonnets. duffman 02-03-2005, 19:35 But what could he advertise doing that? Adsa don't sell any Louis XV barouque style piano's, or do they? By the way muddycoffee I have just noticed your chav catcher subtitle, I was thinking of forming something in the style fo the ghostbusters for that. Shall we meet and discuss how to go around this? Rich 02-03-2005, 19:49 Who you gonna call?! Chavbusters! duffman 02-03-2005, 19:52 Yes it's starting already, we have one groupie! muddycoffee 02-03-2005, 20:07 Yeah greatstuff.. I've got a cellar chock full of homebrew, a couple of lump hammers, a harmonica in the key of A major, a large collection of maps, an army kit-bag of microphone stands and 600 quids worth of russian roubles. So I think we're set. That is if someone has a large net. Oh I've got a nice G+M cricket bat too, that might come in handy. muddycoffee 02-03-2005, 20:13 Originally posted by duffman But what could he advertise doing that? Adsa don't sell any Louis XV barouque style piano's, or do they? No duffman, but ASDA never sold arses either, but for 20 years their slogan and whole advertising strategy was patting your buttocks in a suggestive manner. foxy27 02-03-2005, 20:44 As if Sharon Osbourne does her 'big shop' at Asda! duffman 02-03-2005, 20:48 Originally posted by muddycoffee No duffman, but ASDA never sold arses either, but for 20 years their slogan and whole advertising strategy was patting your buttocks in a suggestive manner. Yes true, i have never seen the plastic novelty rear isle when I have been. Lickable 03-03-2005, 08:54 Chavbusters! If there's something strange in your neighborhood Who you gonna call? Chavbusters! If there's something weird and it don't look good Who you gonna call? Chavbusters! I ain't afraid of no Chav I ain't afraid of no Chav If you're seeing things hanging by your shop Who can you call? Chavbusters! An Burbery man Stealing your Bed Oh, who you gonna call? Chavbusters! I ain't afraid of no Chav I ain't afraid of no Chav Who you gonna call? Chavbusters! If you're all alone, pick up a stone And throw Viva Chavbusters! I ain't afraid of no Chav I hear it likes the girls I ain't afraid of no Chav Yeah, yeah, yeah, hurrrrrr! Who you gonna call? Chavbusters! If you've had a sh$g of a freaky Chav You'd better call To your local Docters! Let me tell you something Bustin' makes me feel good I ain't afraid of no Chav I ain't afraid of no Chav Don't get caught alone, oh no Chavbusters! When it comes through your door Unless you want to be floored I think you better call Chavbusters! Ow! Who you gonna call Chavbusters! nick2 03-03-2005, 09:46 Originally posted by foxy27 As if Sharon Osbourne does her 'big shop' at Asda! As if she even goes shopping for groceries at all. Carmine 03-03-2005, 09:51 Am I right in thinking that I heard a story claiming Jack Osborne wants to be a fireman? Time to cut out the brownies and get on that exercise bike, methinks! viking 03-03-2005, 09:54 Originally posted by foxy27 As if Sharon Osbourne does her 'big shop' at Asda! I can tell you she does not. I saw her in Tesco last weekend. (I think it was her, but had just come out of the pub :hihi:) feargal 03-03-2005, 09:59 In an interview with her in one of last weekend's papers, Shazza said that she doesn't cook and never has... no wonder her grocery bill is so cheap. Also, she enthuses about how all the DVDs she's buying will keep the kids entertained. Hey, it must be cheaper than the drugs then. Carmine 03-03-2005, 10:09 Originally posted by feargal Also, she enthuses about how all the DVDs she's buying will keep the kids entertained. Hey, it must be cheaper than the drugs then. And the booze, rehab clinics and failed forays into the world of popular music. duffman 03-03-2005, 11:36 Chavbusters (http://http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=31158) is now up and running! We're ready to believe you! Kthebean 03-03-2005, 11:44 That advert makes me want to pull off my own legs. nick2 03-03-2005, 12:05 Specsavers ads make me want to poke out my eyes. poppins 03-03-2005, 12:13 Originally posted by foxy27 As if Sharon Osbourne does her 'big shop' at Asda! I thought the Osbourne idiots lived in the US ! Strix 04-03-2005, 14:02 Originally posted by poppins I thought the Osbourne idiots lived in the US ! She probably does shop in Asda then. Well, Walmart. Lickable 04-03-2005, 14:13 Well, one of her many 'slaves', sorry work force may shop in Walmart. Its getting further from the truth by the minute. The ad should be Them laughing about asda whilst eating caviar of a c-list celebs back. |