Anyone else sick of seeing Jodie Marsh & Jordan in the papers apart from wearing very little to c list parties what else do they do?

Anyone find them sexy?

Don’t you think Jordan looked better Before the knife?

:o she been stabbed to death?

Jordan is not attractive at all IMHO! Haggered is a kind word I'd say!

Pair of slags.

Originally posted by Jon
Anyone else sick of seeing Jodie Marsh & Jordan in the papers apart from wearing very little to c list partys what else do they do?

Anyone find them sexy?

About as sexy as the Sunday Sport. I think the sophisicated labour voter these days restricts his erotic research to 'Spunk Loving Sluts' or 'Asian Babes' if only to repay the favour for all that cash the Labour Party were given by the publisher.

Originally posted by Jon
Anyone else sick of seeing Jodie Marsh & Jordan in the papers apart from wearing very little to c list partys what else do they do?


what like the gatecrasher1 opening nite!!! ooh you shudda seen jordans celullite - its all airbrushed in print ya know.

in the daily star they have round 3 (quite literally) shes called Lucious Lucy. very plain looking face and puppy fat body, costs less then the other two i guess.

Do you reckon they would wear one of these (http://www.cafeshops.com/izobel) T-shirts?

well comedy! i should buy some of the guys at work the mousemats seeing as they are on special offer! their macs are covered in pamelas and the like - is this not illegal with equal opportunities and diversity policies?

Originally posted by tinajones
well comedy! i should buy some of the guys at work the mousemats seeing as they are on special offer! their macs are covered in pamelas and the like - is this not illegal with equal opportunities and diversity policies?

Dunno, but at the last place I worked, most of the girls in the offices had 'stripping firemen' mousemats, screensavers and calendars!

yeah thats 'post-feminism' for you. if you can't beat 'em join 'em style, lets debase all humanity and sexuality!

i actually think that katie price was pretty before she evented herself as jordan and got operated on. she slapps on more make up per shoot than i even own! having said that since her makeup free observer mag shoot shes done a few mens mags without the lippy and witchy eyeliner.

Originally posted by tinajones
i actually think that katie price was pretty before she evented herself as jordan and got operated on. she slapps on more make up per shoot than i even own! having said that since her makeup free observer mag shoot shes done a few mens mags without the lippy and witchy eyeliner.

Yep. That documentary where she worked at a riding stables - she looked quite good without all the slap on.

I think she really needs her head examined if she feels she needs more breast surgery and that it makes her look good and more attractive.

yes, shes going to end up like that Lola Ferrari off Eurotrash who had the worlds largest (fake) breasts - she died a couple of years ago because of them. sad thing was she totally had BDD and no one stopped her having more ops - like the wacko jacko situation.

jodie + jordan.......:o which is the one who sounds like some sarf landaner who needs her larynx lubricating:blush: ?

Originally posted by Jon
Anyone else sick of seeing Jodie Marsh & Jordan in the papers apart from wearing very little to c list partys what else do they do?

Anyone find them sexy? Who cares!!!

Both of them make me laugh i recon jodie is ok not as nice as everyone says

I think they're both pretty ugly tbh - there's something not right about Jodie's face - probably the plastic nose

Don't they make a lovely QUARTET though!

My fingers just 'accidentally slipped' on the keyboard and I just put 'jodie marsh' in to the google search engine ...

On the second page - "Sheffield Forum - Jodie Marsh & Jordan" YAY

I'd never heard of Jodie Marsh before ... honest !!

wot i fink iz dat both r very sexy and becoz i seen demm both naked b4 i fink they both hav gr8 bodiez
jodiez got da betta **** and jordan has da betta *****
tyhey dont knw iv seen dem naked but i hav and i wanted 2 faint becoz they r gr8
i wish i cud hav sex wid both
afta i saw dem ma *** went

Originally posted by u5m4n
wot i fink iz dat both r very sexy and becoz i seen demm both naked b4 i fink they both hav gr8 bodiez
jodiez got da betta **** and jordan has da betta *****
tyhey dont knw iv seen dem naked but i hav and i wanted 2 faint becoz they r gr8
i wish i cud hav sex wid both
afta i saw dem ma *** went

Hello there welcome to the UK and the forum.

:thumbsup:

Jodie was nice on 'whats the problem' with ann robinson.

She looked better suspended in bondage on 18 stone of idiot! :hihi:

Originally posted by alchresearch
Pair of slags.

Now say what you really mean LMAO
:D

Originally posted by u5m4n
wot i fink iz dat both r very sexy and becoz i seen demm both naked b4 i fink they both hav gr8 bodiez
jodiez got da betta **** and jordan has da betta *****
tyhey dont knw iv seen dem naked but i hav and i wanted 2 faint becoz they r gr8
i wish i cud hav sex wid both
afta i saw dem ma *** went

Absolutely.

I think that if it was a choice between the two of them I'd turn gay.;)

Originally posted by cadiz
About as sexy as the Sunday Sport. I think the sophisicated labour voter these days restricts his erotic research to 'Spunk Loving Sluts' or 'Asian Babes' if only to repay the favour for all that cash the Labour Party were given by the publisher.

ive never seen spunk loving sluts at the local newsagent maybe its a top seller:o

back onto the subject in hand (ooer missis) out of the 2 jodi marsh seems to be the ones with brains jordan comes across as a bit of a thicko

Re the title of the above porn magazine [whether real or invented], shouldn't we remember that this is a family forum? I am the least prudish poster imaginable, but I

- sorry about the gap there. I am the least prudish poster imaginable, but I am aware that we have to keep in mind the possibility that young children are logging in to this forum. The title is way over the top in this context.

jordan is having her breasts reduced to a normal size soon as soon as she recovers from the birth of the child.

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Hi all,

Just a quick reminder to please keep this discussion 'family friendly'!

Cheers,

Joe

Originally posted by tinajones
in the daily star they have round 3 (quite literally) shes called Lucious Lucy. very plain looking face and puppy fat body, costs less then the other two i guess.

i think that's a little unfair.. i agree with the sentiments directed at jordan & jodie marsh; they are both far from attractive & the only time the pop up in the paper is due to their constant childish bickering in an attempt to keep their dubious "careers" afloat..

however, lucy pinder is actually quite pretty, and thus far has maintained a fairly tastelful profile.. no nipple shots, no glances of her vertical bacon sandwich as she's falling out of a taxi half-cut, no childish fall outs with other celebrities..

and no, i'm not some over zealous pervert who thinks lucy is in love with him and jumps to her defence at every chance lol.. i just think it's a bit out of order lumping her in the same boat as jordan & jodie simply becomes she has a similar career and happens to have large bewbs!