Standing outside zero on friday after UG i saw some unfortunate sole become the victim of a drive-by egging. Luckily enough the egg didnt break until it bounced off the lad and hit the floor, which was nice for him. Just wondering if this was a individual case or a common occurance.

Originally posted by the fonz
Standing outside zero on friday after UG i saw some unfortunate sole become the victim of a drive-by egging. Luckily enough the egg didnt break until it bounced off the lad and hit the floor, which was nice for him. Just wondering if this was a individual case or a common occurance.

It is quite rare, But its still no yoke
I hope he had his Shell suit on.
Did the lad run off, bet he was Chicken
Sorry about the Fowl puns.

You did right well there cock, Hen ny way I expect your answer will make the Feathers fly, and possibly you could end up before the Beak. Let's see if the Yolk is so funny then when you have to Shell out. Not that I Clucking care.:D

Should have gone with the girls on the Hen night.

ps What does a nymphomaniac hen say?


Any cockle do :hihi:

:hihi: I guess it was only a matter of time :roll:

In answer to the original question, No I've never seen a drive by egging :suspect:

I've heard of a drive-by chow mein-ing, my mate Browny and friend took umbrage to being cheeked by rat type youths hanging around their local Chinese take away.

After they sat in their car eating their food they drove past and flung the remaining leftover chow mein, covering the offending miscreants in special sauce.

I've had it the other way around when our cars been hit whilst driving. Does that count?

Aha I've done it.

T'was many years ago when I was 17/18. One of the best was when we pulled up just past the Octagon. Two lads with freshly bought kebabs were summoned over and asked for directions to the Octagon. One lad came over and pointed back down the road at which point my mate slammed an egg into his face.

kebab was dropped, his mate was ******* himself and my foot was on the pedal.......muuuuhaaahaaaa

We also did a good one where we screamed to a stop near one of the halls of residence, corned a kid and pelted him with 24 eggs - smashing

Obviously I wouldnt dream of doing it these days or condone it.

I have been in 2.

The first one bounced off my back ...still intact.....then smashed on my mate. This was on Dinnington main street.

The second one flew between my legs.......and smashed on a guy behind me. This was at a bus stop in Helleby.

So I've been pretty lucky!

Touch wood!

Originally posted by Ghosthunter
I have been in 2.

The first one bounced off my back ...still intact.....then smashed on my mate. This was on Dinnington main street.

The second one flew between my legs.......and smashed on a guy behind me. This was at a bus stop in Helleby.

So I've been pretty lucky!

Touch wood!

Lucky? How do you work that out?:heyhey: Would have been a lot luckier if nobody had thrown an agg at you at all! And you know things come in threes!

K x

I remember a pensioner who came to an A/E dept one day.
They'd been egged from a car.
Rate funny - eh?

The pensioner was so startled by the event they'd stumbled & fallen.
Result: 1 fractured hip.

Rate funny -eh?

10 days later pensioner dies as result of blood clot.

Rate funny - eh?

I myself have been a victim of a drive-by water ballooning before. After a couple of years of counselling I can now talk about the experience, but I know I will never truly get over the horror.

Originally posted by mjlacey21
I myself have been a victim of a drive-by water ballooning before. After a couple of years of counselling I can now talk about the experience, but I know I will never truly get over the horror.

At least it wasn't wee. It would have been if I'd have filled it! :D

K x

Well now I'm wondering if it was! That would explain the smell.....

..... oh no that's always there it must be me.

Originally posted by mjlacey21
Well now I'm wondering if it was! That would explain the smell.....

..... oh no that's always there it must be me.

All in favour of not inviting mjlacey to the next forum meet, say I :thumbsup:

Well fine - I didn't want to come to your stupid meeting anyway I'm going to stay at home and play with my collection of rocks.
The rocks love me...

Originally posted by mjlacey21
Well fine - I didn't want to come to your stupid meeting anyway I'm going to stay at home and play with my collection of rocks.
The rocks love me...

Do they have names?

You can come, but only if you have a wash first then...

K x

Now you're patronising me.

I'll go home and tell rocky on you


He'll kick your ass

Originally posted by mjlacey21
Now you're patronising me.

I'll go home and tell rocky on you


He'll kick your ass

He's not allowed to come, because he's not a forummer! And, before you say he is, I know rocks don't have fingers! :D

K x

Dammit! Foiled!