Bushisms from George W. :


If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."

"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

"The future will be better tomorrow."

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

"Public speaking is very easy."

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make."

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."


Youve gotta love him though :D

That's just gone on the office wall. Some made me laugh outloud. People worry about Islam when they should be scared shi*less about what is going on in America. I wanted Ron Paul to win.

Fantastic! I can honestly say LMAO!

More?

"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here.""

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."

"I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport."

"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.":shocked:

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

"Do you have blacks, too?" --to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"They misunderestimated me."

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right."

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."

"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

The man is my hero! :D

Thinking about it, would'nt it be quicker to list sentences uttered by Dubya that make sense?

Not as funny though!

Thinking about it, would'nt it be quicker to list sentences uttered by Dubya that make sense?

Not as funny though!

Has he made any though.:hihi:

Has he made any though.:hihi:

No ,not one. :loopy:

It is said that a country gets the government it deserves...

(That doesn't exclude this country either!)

It is said that a country gets the government it deserves...

(That doesn't exclude this country either!)

Well its the people themselves who vote them in.

Well its the people themselves who vote them in.

Exactly my point

Mind you, Bush really got in on a technicality, not by an outright win

Exactly my point

Mind you, Bush really got in on a technicality, not by an outright win

His brains are nil. His advisers are the ones who run the country, even they can get it wrong, most of the time.

His brains are nil. His advisers are the ones who run the country, even they can get it wrong, most of the time.

Is there any point in having a president then?

The same might be asked about this office of President of the EU

Is there any point in having a president then?

The same might be asked about this office of President of the EU

Someone has to be in charge, if only a front man.

Someone has to be in charge, if only a front man.

that's the problem--if s/he's only a front man/woman, we don't know who is really in charge!

that's the problem--if s/he's only a front man/woman, we don't know who is really in charge!

Its a nightmare situation isnt it ?

Its a nightmare situation isnt it ?

Well, USA does seem to have a very complicated election system--especially as it favours only thouse who have huge resources of funds to draw on. That even applies at state level, you don't stand a chance of being a governor if you're honest but poor

Well, USA does seem to have a very complicated election system--especially as it favours only thouse who have huge resources of funds to draw on. That even applies at state level, you don't stand a chance of being a governor if you're honest but poor

Thats when corruption kicks in. Do you think the coloured man will get in ?

Thats when corruption kicks in. Do you think the coloured man will get in ?

I don't know--it would certainly make a change! but I imagine the South won't go for it

I don't know--it would certainly make a change! but I imagine the South won't go for it

No, but I cant see Clinton getting in either. Shes too hard faced.

No, but I cant see Clinton getting in either. Shes too hard faced.

I agree with that--though I suppose she has insight into what goes on in the White house

I agree with that--though I suppose she has insight into what goes on in the White house

In more ways than one. Her husband is a burden though.

In more ways than one. Her husband is a burden though.

that's probably what will hold her back

that's probably what will hold her back

Did you get my last pm or not ?

Did you get my last pm or not ?

sorry, the panel didn't come up--I'll check

Its funny but in my minds eye I can see someone shooting Barak, if he gets in. Just a premonition I have.

A Poem composed of Bush quotes :hihi:

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/piehigher.asp