Saw this on the notice board at work today and later heard it advertised on Galaxy. On the 16th of Feb (I think) there's going to be a Bachelor Auction (http://www.stlukeshospice.org.uk/documents/whatsonatstlukes.htm) held at Bramall Lane where single guys will be put up for auction and the women at the event will get to bid on them, all money to St Luke's Hospice.

There you go Sid, you can't lose. :D