Just been watching a programme on TV called Mauri, Its the American version of The Jeremy Kyle thing, and todys topic- in fact, the topic for the past three months that Im aware of is concerning the paternity of various men with the offspring of various women.

Basically, some screeching Harridan appears on stage, points to a pic of the latest potential dad, points out certain physical resemblances the kid and dad has, and informs the world that shes 20000 percent CERTAIN that hes the "Baby Daddy." Theyre not content with being 100% certain, it HAS to be an insanely high number, THATS how sure she is!

Then, the poor sap is brought onto the stage, tells the world that he cant be the Baby daddy because the lady in question has questionable morals to put it politely, a fight ensues, then the host reads the results of the DNA test and nine times out of ten, hes not the Baby Daddy.

Man leaps around yelling "YAY", woman screams "Whateverrrrrr!", then runs off and collapses in a heap on the floor wailing like a Banshee with piles.

One lovely lady is up to her 36th man.

Yes, I said her THIRTY SIXTH! man.

Now, this show has been going on in the same theme now for months, Ive only become interested in it because I quite enjoy starting my day off with a little human misery, but even Im becoming overwhelmed by it all now!

Are we experiencing a severe drop in morals? I mean, 36 men is bad, but the majority of these ladies are testing anything from 10 to 25 men, and once its proved that the latest bloke isnt the dad, she THEN picks someone else and insists that the latest man is definately the dad, shows pics of dad and baby, points out certain resemblances, like... "Well they look exactly alike! they both have heads and kneecaps and an appendix, they both evolved from an apelike mammal and they have skin, I mean, hes GOT to be the daddy!" Then its proved yet again that the latest poor bugger isnt the daddy and off she goes again, saying "I now know who the daddy is" and on and on and on.

Discuss!

Or Ill impregnate ya then deny that Im the Baby daddy!

Hmmm.. This thread was moved to entertainment but I rather hoped itd start a debate on the morals of todays population.

What channel is this on Mr J Wocky :D

Its on living tv, channel 110 111 and 112 on Virgin.

Its repeated all day but springers on at the moment, Id put a youtube clip of it on here, but theres lots of swearing in it and I dont thnk the mods would be too impressed :D

Will have a look at this ta.

So this delightful specimen of womanhood is up to her 36th man is she....

....how how values differ from men to women....if a man was up to his 36th woman he would be considered a hero, revered amongst his friends who would help him consume copious amounts of alcohol to celebrate this young stud's prowess....:heyhey:

on the other hand....

she being up to her 36th man is to be reviled, to be considered some sort of slut or harlot....with taunts of "get thee to a nunnery" :hihi:

Double standards that's what I call it :lol:

Wait a minute....has this bijou rantette all been in vain....do you mean this is the 36th man TESTED as being the father of the baby?????? The trollope!

I thought that at first Julado - but I do believe it was the 36th man who could potentially be the father's baby. I nearly had a rant - but didn't!:hihi:

Hes the 36th man to be tested and he wasnt the baby daddy!

She`ll be back though, she`s 30000000 percent sure who the REAL baby daddy is now!

Think about it, the baby was concieved sometime an a two month period, so that lady has had unprotected sex with at least 37 strangers in that time.

I bet she had a tuppence like a bill posters bucket.

Maury used to be a decent reporter, but sadly has gone down the "Jerry Springer" trailer-trash route, for the most part.

there are occasionally entertaining shows such as a recent one where a family were brought on to the show, ostensibly to talk about what they went through when a housefire destroyed their home and pretty much their entire belongings. They were then surprised by a host of people standing up and saying

"I'm such a person, and I own XYZ lettings company, and I have a house that your family can live in rent free"...

"i'm So and so, I own Such-a furniture store, and I am donating three sets of bedroom furniture and a living room suite..."

"I'm pete bloggs from pete bloggs toyshop, and here's five hunndred dollars' worth of games and toys for the kids who lost everything".

Now, yes, I know, the cynic in me says "it's a bit of publicity for the companies concerned" , but *meh* if the families get donations of what they need, it's a fair trade-off IMO.

I don't mind those shows, as they are heartwarming. I can't abide the carcrash-shows, where the woman has 75 blokes tested for the "babydaddy" title. That's just rubbish.

As soon as I see a heartwarming show I switch over. I LIKE to see the very worst of peoples behaviour, I enjoy it, it makes me feel a little more human :D

Hes the 36th man to be tested and he wasnt the baby daddy!

She`ll be back though, she`s 30000000 percent sure who the REAL baby daddy is now!

Think about it, the baby was concieved sometime an a two month period, so that lady has had unprotected sex with at least 37 strangers in that time.

I bet she had a tuppence like a bill posters bucket.


I'm suprised she can walk

I'm suprised she can walk

She slithered onto the stage like a slug.



Ok, thats me banned! :D

She slithered onto the stage like a slug.



Ok, thats me banned! :D


I'm seeing images of a wizards sleeve for some reason:hihi::gag: