Lorraine Kelly
Eamonn Holmes
Gordon Brown


Who would you like to??:P

Gordon Ramsey
Simon Cowell

Linda Barker (ARRGGG that voice)?

all silly slappers who sleep with celebs then sell their story to the paper .. have they no pride?

all the silly celebs that sleep with the daft slappers ... have they no brains?

most politicians

benefit scroungers and cheats

jobsworths

idiots who park in disabled bays cos they'll 'only be a minute' ~ lucky them!

Isn't there a song that starts "Where do I Begin?" :hihi::hihi::hihi:

Cressida`s
Hummybabe`s
Patrricia`s
Salome`s

BUMS:banana::banana::banana:

Pervert!!!!!...................................... ......................................lol

Cressida`s
Hummybabe`s
Patrricia`s
Salome`s

BUMS:banana::banana::banana:

Herbert, you naughty boy. Carry on will you ? :hihi::hihi::hihi:

Jeremy Clarkson and Bob the builder...:D

Jeremy Clarkson and Bob the builder...:D


To save time...you could probably hit Jeremy WITH Bob!! :D

Just wanted to add that I'd really like to slap the person that just outbid me on ebay!! :hihi::hihi:

Slap a ticket on a traffic wardens car.:hihi:

I'd like to slap...

George W Bush
Gordon Brown
Tony Bliar
The admins on www.gamefaqs.com

I would like to slap : Jonathon Ross !!!!! :rant:

I would like to slap : Jonathon Ross !!!!! :rant:


Don`t you mean Jonathon Woss.:hihi:

And Terry Wogan......................

Everyone :mad:
With a fish preferably...

Johnathon Woss
Russell Brand
Sharon Osbourne
Any person who votes liberal dozy twxts
George Bush
Pete Doherty

Vernon Kay
Gordon Brown
Bus drivers

Don`t you mean Jonathon Woss.:hihi:

Yes, Herby, thats what I meant !! :hihi::hihi::hihi:

Jamie oliver and Nigella with a creuset saucepan lid:hihi:

Cressida`s
Hummybabe`s
Patrricia`s
Salome`s

BUMS:banana::banana::banana:

:o:rant::hihi:


I'd like to slap Kerry Katona....isn't she annoying???!!!

:o:rant::hihi:


I'd like to slap Kerry Katona....isn't she annoying???!!!

Id like to slap Adrian Chiles and that flippin Irish bird on with him on The One Show.!!!!:rant::rant::rant:Nick Knowles has taken his place lately so dont know whats the matter with him. He frowns at the camera.

Id like to slap Kerry Katona too.

Trouble is, once I started I dont think I could bring myself to stop.

Gordon Brown, aint a clue why to be honest but i would, but then again am young:hihi:
and the guy who works in thorpe house road post office:rant:
:hihi:
:thumbsup:

oh and who-ever priced fags:thumbsup:

Charlotte Church.

Id like to slap her, have her, then slap her again.

Oh and then have her again.


and again...

Charlotte Church.

Id like to slap her, have her, then slap her again.

Oh and then have her again.


and again...

Shes a fat slob.(this will get him back on ) ;)

Shes a fat slob.(this will get him back on ) ;)

So what? So am I :D

I'd love to slap Jeremy Kyle! ;)

So what? So am I :D

Hmm, two Mr. Dunlopillos together then !! :D

John Prescott
Loraine Kelly
George Bush & Tony Blair
Gordon Brown
and finally Judge Judy
all in the same day would be nice:D

That shaved headed little Dominic bloke who comes on "The One Show" and does that "To Buy or Not to Buy" that's on about 09:30 BBC 1.

And while I'm at it, that Lorne Spicer tart that does "Car Booty" or whatever it's called.

How do these people get on?

Leon Clarke, the Wednesday 'footballer'

Myself !!! ....on occasion :rolleyes:

Myself !!! ....on occasion :rolleyes:

Don't deny someone else the pleasure! :hihi:

Don't deny someone else the pleasure! :hihi:


Fnar Fnar ! Form an orderly queue perleese :hihi:

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllll you make me wanna...."

Lulu
Lulu
Lulu
Lulu

Johnathon Woss
Russell Brand
Sharon Osbourne
Any person who votes liberal dozy twxts
George Bush
Pete Doherty


forgot

Cilla Black
Trevor Brooking
Posh Spice and David Beckham coz all they care about is money

I would like to slap my boss, at least twice, per day, somtimes every hour, but thats bosses for you. they are just greedy.
Also, Bill Oddie would look a lot better with a slapped arse for a face to match his crap attitude.
Simon Cowell for raping the music industry repeatedly and calling televised job interviews talent contest.
Everyone who has ever been on Big Brother
Everyone who ever voted for anyone who was on Big Brother
Tony Blair for lying to the nation and kissing Bush's arse
That bloke who shot John Lennon instead of Yoko Ono
John McCirick should be straped to a face slapping machine until he can grow facial hair no more
Jamie Oliver should be slapped by every school cook in the land or would that just be another good idea for a publicity stunt.
Manchester Unitd fans who live in Surry
Arsnel Fans who live in, well anywhere really
oh and my wife who thinks this very theraputic excersize is a waste of time

That Howard bloke from Halifax Bank Adverts on T.v
Kerry Mcbigtits
Jimmy Greaves
Sven Goran Erikkson
Posh Spice
Any ex footballer who slags off players on telly
Mike Tyson (just to tell people i had the guts to do it!!!)
George Bush
Tony Blair
Mick The Prick (A regular in my pub and a proper little ****)

Mick The Prick (A regular in my pub and a proper little ****)

:hihi: :hihi: I remember you telling me about him.

:hihi: :hihi: I remember you telling me about him.

Bints hes gettin worse chuck,was havin a massive argument with his SON last night in pub,told him to shut it or would throw him down steps outside...hes a proper t**t
Worse Still hes winning our Pub Fantasy Football League,think i might bar him before it finishes lol

Bints hes gettin worse chuck,was havin a massive argument with his SON last night in pub,told him to shut it or would throw him down steps outside...hes a proper t**t
Worse Still hes winning our Pub Fantasy Football League,think i might bar him before it finishes lol

There ya go then, if he argues with someone again just bar him until the football league is over :hihi:

There ya go then, if he argues with someone again just bar him until the football league is over :hihi:

Tis O.K chuck,im running fantasy thing,even if hes a good little boy from now on will just cheat to make sure the git dont win,50% of all money taken (about£120) is going to Breast Cancer Reserarch and hes 1 of 5 out of 42 of us who have said they wont donate winnings if he wins,proper dick head

Tis O.K chuck,im running fantasy thing,even if hes a good little boy from now on will just cheat to make sure the git dont win,50% of all money taken (about£120) is going to Breast Cancer Reserarch and hes 1 of 5 out of 42 of us who have said they wont donate winnings if he wins,proper dick head

Hmmmm that's abit nasty! He'd probably prefer to spend it on beer. So, just for the record, i too would like to slap Briggy1967's mate, Mick the prick :hihi:

Hmmmm that's abit nasty! He'd probably prefer to spend it on beer. So, just for the record, i too would like to slap Briggy1967's mate, Mick the prick :hihi:

Will give him a proper right hander for ya,and a kick in the nuts for fun

I'd like to slap my OH! :P :hihi:

Will give him a proper right hander for ya,and a kick in the nuts for fun

That'll do :thumbsup:

I'd like to slap my OH! :P :hihi:

Wait until he's fast asleep then give him a back hander :hihi:

Would like to slap Bints but think she would prob enjoy it too much lol