An Australian Love Poem......Who said Australians weren't romantic?)


Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word


So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab


So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there


No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best


I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs


I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as
I Was ever gonna get
No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer.

Now I like that dont I ? :)

Good one syrup :thumbsup:

That's so beautiful......i'm in tears here...

Who ever wrote that should be named Poet laureate. :hihi::hihi:

Fair dinkum, it deserves to be printed out and used in the dunny!

Fair dinkum, it deserves to be printed out and used in the dunny!

Dunny ? :huh::huh:

Dunny ? :huh::huh:

An Oz word for the WC, necessarium, garderobe, jakes, or loo!

An Oz word for the WC, necessarium, garderobe, jakes, or loo!

Im laughing my head off at "dunny" arent I ? (have you done yet)?enquires the person to the other on the dunny.

Im laughing my head off at "dunny" arent I ? (have you done yet)?enquires the person to the other on the dunny.

as a child I remember our dunny clearly--an outside little cabin, with a pan and some sawdust to throw on after one was done; and torn newspaper for another action...

several times I was in there when the dustman came to collect the used pan and put in a clean one!

Made me laugh anyway...:D

damn it! my partner is Australian...and is now referring to me as THAT Sheila! and with the accent!

hehe - love it!