Picture the scene, I arose at a leisurely hour on Sunday, pottered about, had a cup of tea and stepped outside for a fag when I was confronted by a repugnant pile of reeking vomit in the alleyway to my house. I am not happy about it as after 4 buckets of water, disinfectant and some hard scrubbing it's mostly gone but the stain remains.

I am getting sick and tired of the stupid, drunken fools in this country. First they p**s in the alley, now they vomit in the alley, I'm wondering how long it'll be until I find a stool winking up at me from the floor! I wish that these damned drunkards could get it in to their booze addled heads that drinking 10 pints and winding down a seagull kebab is going to make them ill. Go to your own damned house and p**s and vomit to your hearts content - If these vermin want to live and act like animals then let them stew in their own filth, don't subject others to it.

Here's my stock tip of the day guys, "buy shares in Jeyes fluid" because once they slacken the licensing laws we'll see army's of hacked off householders brandishing newly purchased bottles to swill out their alleys where degenerate vermin have left a trail of filth like rats.

Bring back the good old days where the Temperance Society had a reasonable following and steered your average Joe from the demon drink. Give me tea rooms, moral fortitude and self control - not an alleyway filled with a drunkards evenings consumption

Licensing laws? The people you refer to can currently get as drunk as they want 24 hours a day in the comfort of their own (or their friends') homes. I'm not sure that things will get a great deal worse....




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Swan_Vesta, sounds like someone has soiled your turf this weekend?

No excuse for it but I am not sure about your `good ole days commentary`

Things have been worse in the past. How far do you want to go back?

Just re-read the initial post and it does sound a touch vitriolic. The main reasons the tea rooms sprung up in the early part of the last century was to service the need for the number of people who abstained from the drink due to movements such as the Temperance Society. That's the kind of thing I'd like to see more of as it can only lead to better things for the whole of society.

Maybe not the best idea, but have you tried fitting a gate with a lock? Use one of them fiddly locks that are hard to open sober let alone drunk.

Either that or buy a rottweiler. A really big one.

I used to have the same problem,untill I fitted a bloody great padlock to the gate,and lock it during the hours of darkness.

Originally posted by Swan_Vesta
Picture the scene, I arose at a leisurely hour on Sunday, pottered about, had a cup of tea and stepped outside for a fag when I was confronted by a repugnant pile of reeking vomit in the alleyway to my house. I am not happy about it as after 4 buckets of water, disinfectant and some hard scrubbing it's mostly gone but the stain remains.

I am getting sick and tired of the stupid, drunken fools in this country. First they p**s in the alley, now they vomit in the alley, I'm wondering how long it'll be until I find a stool winking up at me from the floor! I wish that these damned drunkards could get it in to their booze addled heads that drinking 10 pints and winding down a seagull kebab is going to make them ill. Go to your own damned house and p**s and vomit to your hearts content - If these vermin want to live and act like animals then let them stew in their own filth, don't subject others to it.

Here's my stock tip of the day guys, "buy shares in Jeyes fluid" because once they slacken the licensing laws we'll see army's of hacked off householders brandishing newly purchased bottles to swill out their alleys where degenerate vermin have left a trail of filth like rats.

Bring back the good old days where the Temperance Society had a reasonable following and steered your average Joe from the demon drink. Give me tea rooms, moral fortitude and self control - not an alleyway filled with a drunkards evenings consumption

Here here I say!
I agree with you 110%

They don't have Temperance Bars nowadays which is a shame because not everyone wants to go out and drink alcohol. In pubs soft drinks often cost as much as the alcohol so that's no good. McDonalds and Burger King aren't geared towards offering comfortable seating arrangments and the coffee shops that exist seem to think they can charge a fortune for their coffee and again don't seem to have soft comfortable furniture. There is one coffee shop in the city centre that I know of that does have some soft couches to veg out on and I'm not telling you where it is or you'll all be in there.

Bring on the tearooms - I think they would be a great idea and I'm sure there would be a good market in Sheffield for them as you seem to be faced with the pub, restaurant or fast food joint. It would be good if there was somewhere to go during the day with a relaxed atmosphere that did not focus on alcohol and I think this would appeal to all kinds of people from students to pensioners - but perhaps is better suited to the suburbs rather than city centre location? Must say I've thought of setting one up myself before now, but is there a demand? any thoughts please.

I would definately frequent a tea-room! Can't get enough of the stuff myself. Coffee shops are all very well but there is only so much caffiene a person can take in a day.

love all the different blends as well... Would your tea room have proper china cups, and nice cake served with silver cutlery for elevenses??

Could we sit in huddled groups and recount the scandal of the day such as the young lady who showed too much ankle when stepping out of Marks and Spencers?

Oh what joy awaits...

Thanks Sicubitt, I'm seeing hundreds of different teas get em in once get em to try the lot... I think the place would be along the lines of a Victorian parlour - lots of drapes, small tables, dim lighting, cake stands, like the china and silver bit too and oh don't forget the doilies. As for that young lady much, much too scandalous for my establishment.

What about viewing it from a different angle?

If people didn't spend money on drink, the amount of tax revenue would go down massively. Would you all prefer to have income tax raise by a significant amount? I don't think so!

Let those who can afford the habit get on with it, and those who can't should stop complaining!

I personally like to go out for a few drinks, but don't make a nuisance of myself by weeing or throwing up anywhere but my own loo! I don't see the point in paying for the drink if you can't keep it down!

K x

You filthy girl! I bet your loo stinks!

Originally posted by sicubitt
K x

You filthy girl! I bet your loo stinks! [/B][/QUOTE]

I guess thta was supposed to be a quote of mine.

Thanks, but I'm actually a large man, not a girl! My toilet is also impeccable! :thumbsup: :clap:

K x

thta was a quote of yours, but it didn't come out right.

OK, so you are a strapping lad, and your loo smells lovely. Well done. Better out than in. eh?

Originally posted by sicubitt
thta was a quote of yours, but it didn't come out right.

OK, so you are a strapping lad, and your loo smells lovely. Well done. Better out than in. eh?

Absolutely sweetheart!

K x

You're funny!

I can't believe you would not take to being called a 'filthy girl"!!

All my hopes dashed!

Anyway this thread is about dirty drunkards ... what are we doing on here???

Originally posted by sicubitt
You're funny!

I can't believe you would not take to being called a 'filthy girl"!!

All my hopes dashed!

Anyway this thread is about dirty drunkards ... what are we doing on here???

Hey! I most certainly am a dirty drunkard! I just don't like being referred to as being a filthy girl. Peter would definately vouch for the fact that I am not a girl (he has the scars to prove it!), and that I am very clean! :thumbsup: :clap:

Going now before I further incriminate myself!

K x

maybe try puuting up a gate?

sicubitt, I'm sure you must have something to say about this last post :blush:

Do you think it was aimed at me? :D I'm sure I couldn't quite manage that!

K x