or is the world going mad

http://www.welsh-premier.com/news.php?ID=2234

"The suggestion from the terraces that Welsh fans are over familiar with a certain farmyard animal has prompted a Newport director to write to Soho Square, registering his disgust."

Not racist,....just historically correct.

'In 1364, a Welsh farmer called Dyffyd Gryllwdyfll, discovered the possibility of using sheep's bladders as condoms. He forgot, however, to remove it from the sheep first. After several usages he realised that there was no real NEED to remove it and no real need for women anymore. It soon caught on. This accounts for why modern Welshmen and women have predominantly woolly hair and bleat a lot. For confirmation of this, watch Wales play rugby this weekend.'

This is just plain stupid.

Just what the hell is up with the Lamb Lechers?

Originally posted by Sam Miguel
This is just plain stupid.

Just what the hell is up with the Lamb Lechers?

I subscribe to 'Ovine lust quaterly'. The last issue has Flossy topless - well just sheared around the back and front legs. She's quite horny.

Originally posted by miniminch
I subscribe to 'Ovine lust quaterly'. The last issue has Flossy topless - well just sheared around the back and front legs. She's quite horny.

I didn't realise you had Welsh antecedents?!

Closer to the Manics than previously thought? :cool:

StarSparkle :o

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :P
or this one is shouting look no hands :clap:

Some men love the women
And others love the boys
My love has white curly hair
And she makes a baa'in noise

I see that I am not alone in appreciating English nature poetry, my Lord.

that is racist - its an unfair assumption based on a stereotype. I can imagine welsh people must be pretty offended by those kind of remarks - i must admit i've called people sheepshaggers before though!

Blackadder : Have you ever been to Wales, Baldrick?

Baldrick : No, but I've often thought I'd like to.

Blackadder : Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough sinewy men roam the valleys terrifying people with their close harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the placenames. Never ask for directions in Wales Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.

I've heard this sung - in Wales - by Taff's - to the tune of "Men of Harlech" (for those of you unfamiliar with the tune watch "Zulu" next time it's on the box);

Men of Harlech, look you listen
Outside down the rain is pissin'
All my sheep they have gone missin'
Get your wellies on!

If they don't like the name-calling and the banter they shouldn;' go to the matches

The Welsh ought to stop complaining, and get real. If they really hate the English so much, they ought to


Close the border
Start speaking their own language (which fewer and fewer of them speak!)
Stop claiming on the benefits system of the UK and form their own.
Ban Charlotte Church from releasing any more records here!


I'd be a lot happier!

*Kristian awaits torrent of abuse, and shouts of racist!*

I was only kiddin'!

K x