N PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON... they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.


IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

LOL nice one! Very true.

Hehe, very good.

In prison you have to stay in on Saturday nights

In work, you can go home and get ratted

In prison you have to stay in on Saturday nights

In work, you can go home and get ratted

At work you have to tolerate idiots and morons.

In prison, you can pee in their food.:hihi:

Hehe, very good.

But was there a reason to drag up an 8 year old thread? :huh:

Brilliant!

Do they provide 'soap on a rope' where you work?

At work they sing: "Another day older, deeper in debt"

In prison they sing: "Please don't make my brown eye blue!"

But was there a reason to drag up an 8 year old thread? :huh:

Jesus, you get hammered on this forum for repeat threads, yet comment on an old thread and you get hammered anyway :confused:

Jesus, you get hammered on this forum for repeat threads, yet comment on an old thread and you get hammered anyway :confused:

Would you start a new thread just to say "Hehe, very good. "

I don't think so and i wasn't hammering anyone. I asked a question :roll:

I thought this was a new thread, but it is a classic that is funny now and will also be funny in another 8 years.

Would you start a new thread just to say "Hehe, very good. "

I don't think so and i wasn't hammering anyone. I asked a question :roll:

You asked a rhetorical/sarcastic question...there's a difference....

And no he wouldn't start a new thread saying "Hehe, very good", chem1st obviously thought this old thread was funny and wanted to share it with everyone again (those of us who haven't been members for 8 years maybe) so rather than copy and paste and start a new thread, he bumped the old one...and he still gets digs! You'll be correcting his spelling grammar next...then probably mine...

Very funny thread by the way, made me laugh :hihi:

You asked a rhetorical/sarcastic question...there's a difference....

And no he wouldn't start a new thread saying "Hehe, very good", chem1st obviously thought this old thread was funny and wanted to share it with everyone again (those of us who haven't been members for 8 years maybe) so rather than copy and paste and start a new thread, he bumped the old one...and he still gets digs! You'll be correcting his spelling grammar next...then probably mine...

Very funny thread by the way, made me laugh :hihi:

Talk about making a mountain out of a mole hill! It was hardly a dig and i couldn't give a hoot what his/yours spelling and grammar are like. It must be lovely living around you if this is how you flare up at nothing.

Talk about making a mountain out of a mole hill! It was hardly a dig and i couldn't give a hoot what his/yours spelling and grammar are like. It must be lovely living around you if this is how you flare up at nothing.

Sorry, but it does get to me when I see pointless comments like your original comment..where you imply that the guy is breaking some non-existant SF rule by commenting on an 8 year old thread and is some sort of idiot for doing so...whether it's 8 years old or not it's funny...I see this all the time on here..and it annoys me...

Brilliant!

Do they provide 'soap on a rope' where you work?

At work they sing: "Another day older, deeper in debt"

In prison they sing: "Please don't make my brown eye blue!"

The new Inmate’s anxiety was heightened upon admission to the wing. Whilst receiving his initial hand out of tea pack, shaving equipment and Kevlar chastity belt!!!