Im bored, so to give my listless, lazy arris something to do at nights, I decided to become a superhero!

I MAY need to lose an ounce or two before I start my heroic venture, and I may just need to do a little cardio- vascular exercising to build up my stamina for long, heroic, slow motion runs through the town in the dead of night.

I plan to fight crime, scare drunks, and try not to step in sick on a Saturday night as the clubs and pubs start chucking out their clientelle.

So, here are a few Super-heroing costumes that Im deciding on.

1/ The hulk! (http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/Doppler1/Bambinello.jpg)(Maybe Id need to cut back on the Cardio- Vascular aerobics first...


2/ Batman! (http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/Doppler1/Fat-Batman--13602.jpg)

3/ Superman! (http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/Doppler1/fat_super.jpg)

4/ Spiderman! (http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/Doppler1/18994.jpg)

5/ ... I got a bit stuck here, but I decided on maybe inventing my own super hero (http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/Doppler1/fatfury2.jpg)thats more apt for my physique.

6/ This one? (http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/Doppler1/Herbie10Mar07LF5.jpg)Its certainly more like my shape.


So, waddya think? If you were a criminal, complete with stocking over your head and shotgun, and one of these characters were to appear from the crowds, running towards you with a lacivious leer on his face, would you immediately consider giving up your life of crime, mend your wayward attitude and become a good citizen?


I might like to add here that I wont just hit you and yell things like BAM and ZAP, instead, I intend to pin you down and mutter `Je T'aime` into your ear as I grope ya.

Ill make you WANT to be good!

Ooh...... yes please, I'll have your version of the Hulk :love:

He could do with a good dinner down him if you ask me.

I thought this might be more your cup of tea
Dogwelder (http://dogwelder.com/images/dogwelder-intro.jpg):hihi::hihi:

just thought you had better be superman to get me when I'm naughty, to whisper sweet nothings in my ear :bigsmile:

Maybe you would be better being Superman to get to me when I'm naughty. :bigsmile:

I thought this outfit may suit you Jabberwoky :roll:


http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7781/fun1ky2.jpg

Wallace you will have just turned him on!

I wear that normally!

Thats what Im wearing now!

I thought this might be more your cup of tea
Dogwelder (http://dogwelder.com/images/dogwelder-intro.jpg):hihi::hihi:

Dogwelder!

Thats sick!





Love it :D

I wear that normally!

Thats what Im wearing now!





Me thinks you are trying to pull the wool over our eyes :D i'll get me coat

Or the wool over my will..... family forum.... its a family forum...

Are you ignoring me Jabbers :sad: :bigsmile:

Are you ignoring me Jabbers :sad: :bigsmile:

Ignoring you? no way!

Im just gormless... its gormless Sunday today :D

So which super hero do you intend to be, or are you going to surprise us if we're bad?
I guess it's a case of if we can't be good we will have to be careful :mrgreen:
We folks on this forum surely can't do anything really bad, we're good people on here:clap:
Can we dress up too and help you Jabbers?

Thousands of people all in Super hero outfits.... all attacking a single frightened pick pocket....


Why does that turn me on...?

What doesn't turn you on Jabber's :mrgreen:Do you like fancy dress party's by any chance?

Only if a themed fancy dress party. Nudist nymphomaniacs!

You'd go nude :blush: but that's not dressing up is it :huh:

You'd go nude :blush: but that's not dressing up is it :huh:

Don't waste your time bothering Mr Wocky with silly things like facts - or even sense, come to think of it.

He alread has the perfect outfit for a Superhero to scare the living wotsits out of any wrongdoer - his peach satin frock!

Especially if he teamed it with the accessories being modelled by the sheep in a previous post.

Anybody seeing that coming towards them would surely immediately decide to become a decent, honest citizen. :hihi:

I think your right Dozy you more than anyone seem to know how he tick's :mrgreen: