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Jon
13-09-2003, 13:30
TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9th - "How the **** did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC
8th - "You want WHAT on the ****ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7th - "Where did all those ****ing Indians come from?" - Custer,1877
6th - "It does so ****ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
5th - "Where the **** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th - "Any ****ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
3rd - "What the **** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
2nd - "I need this parade like I need a ****ing hole in the head!" – JFK,1963
And the number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word...
"Aw c'mon. Who the **** is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1997

DaBouncer
13-09-2003, 15:59
Yeah, I like that! :lol:

max
13-09-2003, 16:09
Why don't you go for the ****ing pizza - Captain Oates
Not in the ***ing fridge Salome - her dad

ritzy
15-09-2003, 08:30
now they were funny :D

halevan
15-09-2003, 20:31
Originally posted by Jon
TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9th - "How the **** did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC
8th - "You want WHAT on the ****ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7th - "Where did all those ****ing Indians come from?" - Custer,1877
6th - "It does so ****ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
5th - "Where the **** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th - "Any ****ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
3rd - "What the **** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
2nd - "I need this parade like I need a ****ing hole in the head!" – JFK,1963
And the number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word...
"Aw c'mon. Who the **** is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1997


What is it with the F*** WORD THAT IS GUARANTEED TO make people throw up their hands in horror, after all it is only a word, and cannot really hurt anyone or kill them, I find it very boring when they are saying it all the time in violent films, as it is an insult to the intelligence of the viewer.

t020
15-09-2003, 22:45
It causes offence because its an inappropriate word to use. I have very rarely used it in my life, which is good considering my age group and gender. At the rate that social standards are falling though, I doubt it will be too long before this word is mainstream.

Tony Ruscoe
16-09-2003, 12:09
Originally posted by t020
At the rate that social standards are falling though, I doubt it will be too long before this word is mainstream. Hmmm... that's how "swear words" come about in the first place. We did all about it in English Language A-level many moons ago...

Basically, the "upper classes" (like those that live in Ecclesall ;) J/K!) start using a word like "POO". Because they're using it, it makes all the "lower classes" (like those that live in Ecclesall Road ;) J/K again!) want to use it so they sound "posher". Eventually, so many "lower class" people are saying "POO" that the "upper class" people stop using it and use something else instead, like maybe "PLOP"... and then it goes full circle.

Many swear words today didn't offend your great-great-great-grandparents as they were everyday words.

(Or so I was told... but I've got no references, sorry.)

1Man&hisBMW
17-09-2003, 02:41
Does anybody really give a F***! - 1Man&HisBMW 2003

:) hehe!

Abdul
17-09-2003, 07:03
Originally posted by halevan
...I find it very boring when they are saying it all the time in violent films, as it is an insult to the intelligence of the viewer.

Originally posted by t020
...I doubt it will be too long before this word is mainstream.


I think it will eventually become a substitute for the word 'very'...

Originally posted by Tony Ruscoe
Basically, the "upper classes" (like those that live in Ecclesall J/K!) start using a word like "POO". Because they're using it, it makes all the "lower classes" (like those that live in Ecclesall Road J/K again!) want to use it so they sound "posher". Eventually, so many "lower class" people are saying "POO" that the "upper class" people stop using it and use something else instead, like maybe "PLOP"... and then it goes full circle.


Interesting point, but I thought it was more a matter of bad upbringing - Sheffield lower class children swear with just as much frequency as lower class scousers

Carlwarker
18-09-2003, 09:44
As the Vicar said: When you hit your thumb with a hammer - 'Oh Dear!' doesn't quite make it.