Researchers assessing prostate cancer risk say
Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular ****ing, researchers suggest.
They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not **** regularly.

And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk.


Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.


Phew, i am lucky then. I **** 3 times a day.



"If these findings hold up, then it's perfectly reasonable that men should be encouraged to masturbate,"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

so women should expect no sex because there mans too busy

You may want to contribute to Sam Miguel's Survey. (http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28964)

The next time someone calls me a w***er I'll say it's for my health.

Woo Hoo! :clap: Fab News! :clap:

Wonder how long it will be before one of the PC councils starts giving employees extra breaks during the working day for 'health reasons'? :D

K x

so are the cancer causing chemicals in the sperm?

Originally posted by Narcosis
"If these findings hold up, then it's perfectly reasonable that men should be encouraged to masturbate,"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

I dont think there is many chaps out there who need an excuse to ***k but I suppose theres a few excuses for when we get to the pearly gates and St Peter turns round and asks why all the w**king my son.

Originally posted by f_g
so women should expect no sex because there mans too busy

I think sex would fulfill the same purpose.
And indeed has been shown to moderate the mood swings of women (something to do with hormones in semen).

Men have always wanted an excuse for bashing the bishop, it looks like your prayers have been answered guys!!!

Originally posted by Narcosis
Phew, i am lucky then. I **** 3 times a day.
Not sure you shouldn't be called Narcissus rather than Narcosis!:o

5 times a week? Can't I take vitamin C instead, y'know something not beyond the bounds of possibility?

Who did they use as the control group for this research :suspect: Priests & monks ? :heyhey:

No, blokes with 2 broken arms & blood streams full of bromide... :D

I remember reading this a while ago in the press. I think the idea is that masturbating clears your sumps and your tubes out thus keeping them clean and healthy if carried out on a regular basis.

I suppose it's rather like how drinking lots of water keeps your kidneys cuddly and happy.

No, blokes with 2 broken arms & blood streams full of bromide...

Sounds more like a male definition of hell than a control group that :P

This is old news, I read about this a while back... apperently its to do with some of the fluids produced for ejaculation, if they aren't released on a regular basis they can produce toxins or something that can have effects on the prostate...

anyways, since when was masturbating ever declared as un-healthy? the only people who seem to be arsey about it is women... most guys openly admit and are proud to ****... lol

Originally posted by xafier
the only people who seem to be arsey about it is women... most guys openly admit and are proud to ****... lol

and they do it just as much :D

Originally posted by Steev
No, blokes with 2 broken arms & blood streams full of bromide...

Originally posted by Siân
Sounds more like a male definition of hell than a control group that :P

Surely blokes with broken arms MINUS the bromide would be more like hell! :D

K x

Surely blokes with broken arms MINUS the bromide would be more like hell!

I'll bow to your superior knowledge there :heyhey:

Be Healthy. polish your trumpet with pride!

Juan King Rules!

Originally posted by Siân
I'll bow to your superior knowledge there :heyhey:

I'm sure I don't know what you mean :blush: :blush:

K x

Originally posted by Siân
I'll bow to your superior knowledge there :heyhey:

Don't bow too far, you kinky thing !!

Don't bow too far, you kinky thing !!

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

All this time I've known you & I never knew you had such a dirty mind :P

Originally posted by Siân
:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

All this time I've known you & I never knew you had such a dirty mind :P

Sian. How on earth have you got wound up in a debate on male masturbation. Im intrigued.

Originally posted by MobileB
Sian. How on earth have you got wound up in a debate on male masturbation. Im intrigued.

Hey, it's a popular topic! :clap:

K x

All this time i thought i was a slob, and now it turns out im a health freak :roll: :P :hihi: :blush: :banana:

Originally posted by Edd
All this time i thought i was a slob, and now it turns out im a health freak :roll: :P :hihi: :blush: :banana:

ROFLMAO!!!!:P :hihi:

Sod the gym, lets get some porno's on the telly!! :hihi:

Originally posted by Edd
All this time i thought i was a slob, and now it turns out im a health freak :roll: :P :hihi: :blush: :banana:

Love it! Me too, just don't tell the other half :blush:

K x

Originally posted by Sam Miguel
I remember reading this a while ago in the press. I think the idea is that masturbating clears your sumps and your tubes out thus keeping them clean and healthy if carried out on a regular basis.

I suppose it's rather like how drinking lots of water keeps your kidneys cuddly and happy.

Indeed, think of it as a common courtesy to women... if you clean the pipes regularly the beer tastes better.

Originally posted by Zamo
Indeed, think of it as a common courtesy to women... if you clean the pipes regularly the beer tastes better.
pmsl :thumbsup:

Originally posted by Zamo
Indeed, think of it as a common courtesy to women... if you clean the pipes regularly the beer tastes better.

Couldn't have worded that better myself, Zamo.

Spot on, mate.

Originally posted by Sam Miguel
Couldn't have worded that better myself, Zamo.

Spot on, mate.

And, of course, you get a better 'head'.

Ah, how tricky the yin-yang nature of the universe is. No sooner do you cut your cancer liability with a bout of one-handed snake wrestling and a petit mort, than you lay yourself open to the risk of blindness. If my mother's to be believed, that is.

where's the idea that women (other than mothers) don't approve of this activity come from?

Originally posted by Zamo
Indeed, think of it as a common courtesy to women... if you clean the pipes regularly the beer tastes better.
It seems to me the wonders of modern science and genetic modification in particular is completely misdirected.
I'm thinking that we should be looking at introducing a Cocoa gene into human males so that semen tastes like chocolate.:thumbsup:

Originally posted by Ned Ludd
It seems to me the wonders of modern science and genetic modification in particular is completely misdirected.
I'm thinking that we should be looking at introducing a Cocoa gene into human males so that semen tastes like chocolate.:thumbsup:

It would then be branded "fattening" and your back to square 1.

Do you think we'll be able to get "anti prostate cancer" treatment on the NHS? They could also provide a check up for testicular cancer at the same time.

It's just GOT to be natural hasn't it? Y'see, women have never had to wake up with a boner lifting the duvet up like a car's bonnet being propped up. I certainly don't ask for it, but it happens, good morning and oh, hello willy.

So, this is indeed good news that a Five Knuckle Shuffle can prevent or at least reduce the chances of getting cancer, whether that be testicular or prostate.

So, let the girls run their charity runs in the name of breast cancer; we can slot in a DVD, grab a can and pull the python to our heart's content.

NB - I am not making light of any cancer here, breast cancer or whatever. I mean this lightheartedly folks! I honestly do not wish to offend anyone - I'm sure we all know someone who has suffered from cancer (my father for one RIP). If we don't, then we sure will know someone in the future.