Is there anything happening tonight (boxing day) in Sheffield that isn't so expensive I have to remortgage a house to get in and wont be playing funky house?

My nan won't be playing any of that if you want to pop round. Cheap too.

Ooh! party at Minni's Nan's, who's up for it? :D

Is your nan single?

Is your nan single? Yeah, Granddad got his head caught in the mangle.

So she's looking for love?