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jd2007
19-12-2007, 18:26
What are the best and the worst Christmas Cracker jokes?


Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate



What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

Nothing. It just let out a little wine

Post your own here.

Joanl
19-12-2007, 18:41
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowoman?

snowballs!

Joanl
25-12-2008, 15:39
ok....Time for 2008 versions:thumbsup:

Q...Why was the computer so tired.....
A....Because it has a hard drive.

pattricia
25-12-2008, 15:41
Have they really got to come out of Christmas Crackers ?:(

Hecate
25-12-2008, 16:21
What do Eric Clapton and Andrew Ridgely have in common?



Neither of them played guitar on a Wham! record.

(Not a cracker joke but it made me chuckle).

Mandem
25-12-2008, 16:23
What do you call two burglars
A pair of nickers !!
Got that in mine today.

Joanl
25-12-2008, 16:26
Q. What happens when you throw a white rock into the Red Sea?

A. It sinks!.....

HarmOKnee
25-12-2008, 21:36
Q. What happens when you throw a white rock into the Red Sea?

A. It sinks!.....

Ha! We got that in one of ours too! :hihi:

Q: I've got 3 arms, 2 heads and a hundred legs. What am I?

A: A liar! :D

Joanl
26-12-2008, 16:48
Q: What gets wet when it dries?

A: A towel.

Both shop at Boots then:hihi::thumbsup:

04jessops
26-12-2008, 17:30
Ha! We got that in one of ours too! :hihi:

Q: I've got 3 arms, 2 heads and a hundred legs. What am I?

A: A liar! :D

Morrisons crackers?

Dave650
26-12-2008, 17:37
All made in the same place then shipped out to different distributors and packaged differently?

HarmOKnee
30-12-2008, 02:28
All made in the same place then shipped out to different distributors and packaged differently?

That's good one Dave! Not heard that one before!!! :hihi:

Joanl
30-12-2008, 19:15
Q. Why did the Jelly Baby go to school?

A. Because it wanted to be a Smartie.