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madowl
18-12-2007, 19:04
The forum christmas Mistletoe...
is now hung above the Entrance Door to the forum...
which forum members do you want to meet under the Mistletoe this christmas...?

XXX

Shiesh
18-12-2007, 19:06
I'm not fussy....:hihi::love: MMMWWWWAAAA

pattricia
18-12-2007, 19:07
Go on then Ill be first. I would like to meet Waltheof and Dagwood( Though Dagwood rarely comes on here now) :) under the mistletoe.

Jabberwocky
18-12-2007, 19:07
Dozy.
Id give her a big girly kiss on the armpit.

Shiesh
18-12-2007, 19:08
Go on then Ill be first. I would like to meet Waltheof and Dagwood( Though Dagwood rarely comes on here now) :)

Ahem...Sorry Patricia....second... :P

cressida
18-12-2007, 19:08
well Solomon if I can come up for air


and Mel if he can catch me

pattricia
18-12-2007, 19:08
Dozy.
Id give her a big girly kiss on the armpit.

Gosh, Jabbers, shell be so excited !! Dozy where are you ? :D:D:D

Hummybabe
18-12-2007, 19:09
I dont know.....whoever wants a kiss under the mistletoe i suppose :blush: hehe

pattricia
18-12-2007, 19:09
Ahem...Sorry Patricia....second... :P

Yep, sorry Shiesh, your obviously a quicker typer than me. :D:D:D

Sultana
18-12-2007, 19:15
Perhaps we should turn the light out & see if we can guess who is kissing who, might make it easier for the shyer Forum members.

Jabberwocky
18-12-2007, 19:18
Youll know me because I grope.

Sultana
18-12-2007, 19:19
Jabbers! That was my elbow!

mort
18-12-2007, 19:21
Youll know me because I grope.

And presumably you'll have your whelk with you :hihi::hihi:

medusa
18-12-2007, 19:34
I don't need mistletoe to get a snog with the one I want to snog, so would anyone like my sprig as a bonus?

Hummybabe
18-12-2007, 19:38
Still waiting for that piece off AO he was supposed to have given me at the party the other night :roll:

pattricia
18-12-2007, 19:38
I don't need mistletoe to get a snog with the one I want to snog, so would anyone like my sprig as a bonus?

Yes, give it here Medusa. Im greedy arent I ? :D:D:D

Rich
18-12-2007, 19:40
*Takes Medusa's sprig* I'm greedier! :D

Hmm, snogs under teh mistletoe? Ah yes! Mojo1 and Jamtart27! :D :love:

pattricia
18-12-2007, 19:40
Perhaps we should turn the light out & see if we can guess who is kissing who, might make it easier for the shyer Forum members.

Ill know Waltheof as with his moustache and beard I will get a free flossing of my teeth at the same time !! :heyhey::heyhey:

Minesadouble
18-12-2007, 19:42
I'm up for a wet kiss.... MWAH ! ....x slurp:D

Waltheof
18-12-2007, 19:42
Go on then Ill be first. I would like to meet Waltheof and Dagwood( Though Dagwood rarely comes on here now) :) under the mistletoe.

SSSMMMAAACCCKK!!!!!

pattricia
18-12-2007, 19:44
SSSMMMAAACCCKK!!!!!

Smooooooooooooooooooch..................:D

mort
18-12-2007, 19:44
It has got to be Mel for me, the heady aroma of Hendersons aftershave drives me wild :love::help:

LitleMermaid
18-12-2007, 19:48
Agent Orange!:love::love::love:

pattricia
18-12-2007, 19:49
It has got to be Mel for me, the heady aroma of Hendersons aftershave drives me wild :love::help:

Does he " splash it all over " ? (the relish I mean !! ) :cool:

Waltheof
18-12-2007, 19:50
Smooooooooooooooooooch..................:D

Well, that's us sorted out...what happens if either of us still stands under the mistletoe? :D

mort
18-12-2007, 19:50
Does he " splash it all over " ? (the relish I mean !! ) :cool:

I'm hoping to find out quite soon now ;)

pattricia
18-12-2007, 19:52
Well, that's us sorted out...what happens if either of us still stands under the mistletoe? :D

Beggars cant be choosers Walt ! :)

Waltheof
18-12-2007, 19:54
Beggars cant be choosers Walt ! :)

Oh, I'll continue standing there then!! Any other offers? :D:D

Not that I'm greedy or anything...

Jabberwocky
18-12-2007, 19:56
Dont sit under the apple tree
with anyone else but meeeeeeeeeeeee
Anyone else but me
Anyone else but meeeeeeeeee no no no


Damn... wrong thread...

Sorry.

pattricia
18-12-2007, 19:58
Oh, I'll continue standing there then!! Any other offers? :D:D

Not that I'm greedy or anything...

Can I come round twice ? :)

madowl
18-12-2007, 19:59
Dont sit under the apple tree
with anyone else but meeeeeeeeeeeee
Anyone else but me
Anyone else but meeeeeeeeee no no no


Damn... wrong thread...

Sorry.i know i should'nt complain or say owt jabber, but ive been stood by the bloody entrance and the only thing ive collected is the bloody coats... im stood here like a bleeeeedin coat hanger... no pucker your lips no nowt!:hihi:

Waltheof
18-12-2007, 20:00
Can I come round twice ? :)

Ohhh--why not? Must be the beard that's attracting you :)

pattricia
18-12-2007, 20:01
Ohhh--why not? Must be the beard that's attracting you :)

No its the free flossing Walt ! :)

mort
18-12-2007, 20:01
i know i should'nt complain or say owt jabber, but ive been stood by the bloody entrance and the only thing ive collected is the bloody coats... im stood here like a bleeeeedin coat hanger... no pucker your lips no nowt!:hihi:

* Applies a chaste kiss to Madowl * :)

Jabberwocky
18-12-2007, 20:01
i know i should'nt complain or say owt jabber, but ive been stood by the bloody entrance and the only thing ive collected is the bloody coats... im stood here like a bleeeeedin coat hanger... no pucker your lips no nowt!:hihi:

Well if I were in your place Id be going through the pockets and off to the night club with the proceedings :D

madowl
18-12-2007, 20:06
* Applies a chaste kiss to Madowl * :)
edit edit edit... this is a family forum!

pattricia
18-12-2007, 20:10
i know i should'nt complain or say owt jabber, but ive been stood by the bloody entrance and the only thing ive collected is the bloody coats... im stood here like a bleeeeedin coat hanger... no pucker your lips no nowt!:hihi:

Go on then, pucker tha lips , close ya eyes, and Ill bring t'Sheffield Wednesday team round.:D

madowl
18-12-2007, 20:12
Go on then, pucker tha lips , close ya eyes, and Ill bring t'Sheffield Wednesday team round.:D:gag: cant i pass... although one of the cleaners is a hottie:love:

pattricia
18-12-2007, 20:14
:gag: cant i pass... although one of the cleaners is a hottie:love:

Well ask her to clean round your "u" bend then.!! ;)

discodown
18-12-2007, 20:15
*Waits patiently for pattricia*

madowl
18-12-2007, 20:17
Well ask her to clean round your "u" bend then.!! ;)eyes starting to water...:o the look of Elp me god on my face???:o

pattricia
18-12-2007, 20:18
eyes starting to water...:o the look of Elp me god on my face???:o

Just lean back, close your eyes, relax, and enjoy it !! :D

madowl
18-12-2007, 20:24
Just lean back, close your eyes, relax, and enjoy it !! :D MUMMY! :o ELP!

Hummybabe
18-12-2007, 20:24
Just lean back, close your eyes, relax, and enjoy it !! :D

What are you doing?? :o

pattricia
18-12-2007, 20:26
What are you doing?? :o

The cleaner at the Wednesday ground is giving him a good brush round his U bend isnt she ? :)

madowl
18-12-2007, 20:30
The cleaner at the Wednesday ground is giving him a good brush round his U bend isnt she ? :) how many more time i dont keep my mistletoe in there!!:D

pattricia
18-12-2007, 20:32
how many more time i dont keep my mistletoe in there!!:D

As though she would stoop so low as that !! :gag:

CockneyMafia
18-12-2007, 20:39
I would like to attempt the world French kissing record with the gorgeous yumyum.

madowl
18-12-2007, 20:39
As though she would stoop so low as that !! :gag:no comment....

poppins
18-12-2007, 20:39
As though she would stoop so low as that !! :gag:

Talking about stooping low...count me out, Jabber put his tongue inside my mouth last year. :gag:

pattricia
18-12-2007, 20:42
Talking about stooping low...count me out, Jabber put his tongue inside my mouth last year. :gag:

Did he say " baa" when he did it. He likes sheep you know !!

Jabberwocky
18-12-2007, 20:43
Talking about stooping low...count me out, Jabber put his tongue inside my mouth last year. :gag:

That wasnt my tongue :D

Hummybabe
18-12-2007, 20:44
That wasnt my tongue :D

:shocked:



.

poppins
18-12-2007, 20:45
That wasnt my tongue :D

:hihi::hihi:

pattricia
18-12-2007, 20:45
That wasnt my tongue :D

Poppins do you get it ? :D:D:D:D:D:D

poppins
18-12-2007, 20:46
Poppins do you get it ? :D:D:D:D:D:D

Errrm, NO!:huh:

pattricia
18-12-2007, 20:50
Errrm, NO! :D

Well not physically get it but...................oh well :hihi::hihi::hihi:

madowl
18-12-2007, 20:56
Anyone else for the The forum christmas Mistletoe treatment?

CarolW
18-12-2007, 20:59
Anyone else for the The forum christmas Mistletoe treatment?

Where's Brad Pitt????!!!!!!!

Jabberwocky
18-12-2007, 21:00
Where's Brad Pitt????!!!!!!!

Will fat gitt do?

CarolW
18-12-2007, 21:02
Will fat gitt do?

Nope!!!!!!! And neither will Meatloaf......!!!! :hihi: :hihi:

pattricia
18-12-2007, 21:05
Nope!!!!!!! And neither will Meatloaf......!!!! :hihi: :hihi:

Do you like Elton John Carol ? :)

CarolW
18-12-2007, 21:06
Do you like Elton John Carol ? :)

I don't think he'd be interested in me somehow......!!!!!

I quite like listening to his music though!!!!

Jabberwocky
18-12-2007, 21:06
How many times do I have to repeat myself! Its Mel Gibson!!!!!!

pattricia
18-12-2007, 21:08
I don't think he'd be interested in me somehow......!!!!!

I quite like listening to his music though!!!!

Its just that Jabbers is his double did you know that ? :)

CarolW
18-12-2007, 21:09
How many times do I have to repeat myself! Its Mel Gibson!!!!!!

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.......!!!!!!!! I didn't think Mel sang Bat Out of Hell.........

madowl
18-12-2007, 21:10
Its just that Jabbers is his double did you know that ? :)and im the double of Will Sasso... thats why i get left holding the coats...

CarolW
18-12-2007, 21:10
Its just that Jabbers is his double did you know that ? :)

No!!!!!! I always thought he looked like Meatloaf......

Another Illusion shattered....... :hihi: :hihi:

Hummybabe
18-12-2007, 21:11
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.......!!!!!!!! I didn't think Mel sang Bat Out of Hell.........

lmao :hihi::hihi:

Jabberwocky
18-12-2007, 21:12
Look. let me spell it out for you.



Not me. (http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/Doppler1/C_71_article_1006764_image_list_ima.jpg)


Not me. (http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/Doppler1/eltonjohn.jpg)

ME! (http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/Doppler1/gibson177.jpg)

pattricia
18-12-2007, 21:14
Look. let me spell it out for you.



Not me. (http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/Doppler1/C_71_article_1006764_image_list_ima.jpg)


Not me. (http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/Doppler1/eltonjohn.jpg)

ME! (http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/Doppler1/gibson177.jpg)

Dont believe him Carol, hes a mixture of both Elton John & Meatloaf !!

CarolW
18-12-2007, 21:15
Dont believe him Carol, hes a mixture of both Elton John & Meatloaf !!

The image I've just conjured....... :help: :help:

madowl
18-12-2007, 21:16
Look. let me spell it out for you.



Not me. (http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/Doppler1/C_71_article_1006764_image_list_ima.jpg)


Not me. (http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/Doppler1/eltonjohn.jpg)

ME! (http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/Doppler1/gibson177.jpg)you 'ad Patsy Kensit then?

Jabberwocky
18-12-2007, 21:16
The image I've just conjured....... :help: :help:

The image YOUVE just conjured?!?!?
Im scared to look in a mirror these days!

Jabberwocky
18-12-2007, 21:17
you 'ad Patsy Kensit then?

She wishes :D

Hummybabe
18-12-2007, 21:18
you 'ad Patsy Kensit then?

who hasnt? (ooops) :hihi:

madowl
18-12-2007, 21:18
She wishes :D
still with danny then?:hihi:

haddockman
18-12-2007, 21:35
[QUOTE=madowl;2944335]
which forum members do you want to meet under the Mistletoe this christmas...?

I'm not fussy :P

Hummybabe
18-12-2007, 21:38
are you sure? lol (http://www.artlex.com/ArtLex/uv/images/ugly_guyshead.jpeg) :hihi:

haddockman
18-12-2007, 21:41
are you sure? lol (http://www.artlex.com/ArtLex/uv/images/ugly_guyshead.jpeg) :hihi:

Within reason! Think even I'd set my sights slightly higher!

Jabberwocky
18-12-2007, 21:41
are you sure? lol (http://www.artlex.com/ArtLex/uv/images/ugly_guyshead.jpeg) :hihi:

God who is that? Is she single? Does she have an msn account?

pattricia
18-12-2007, 21:43
[QUOTE=madowl;2944335]
which forum members do you want to meet under the Mistletoe this christmas...?

I'm not fussy :P

Come on girls,pucker up, and give our Andy a kiss now. :)

haddockman
18-12-2007, 21:47
God who is that? Is she single? Does she have an msn account?

No msn but I hear there's some rather 'revealing' pics online somewhere ;)

maggi
18-12-2007, 21:58
Hiya

Does anyone want this spare sprig of mistletoe? Wilkins & I have finished with it now.


Thanks for covering for us, redrobbo ;)

Hummybabe
18-12-2007, 22:04
me i will......

Waltheof
18-12-2007, 22:23
me i will......

Right--just hold it there above your head...

koenigsinger
18-12-2007, 22:33
I want to kiss the one who wants to be kissed,
frozen in a moment for the rest of time
whose lips never want to leave mine
whose arms wrap around me and never let me fall away.
somewhen, somewhere, she is waiting...

Dozy
18-12-2007, 22:42
Dozy.
Id give her a big girly kiss on the armpit.

Aaaaaah :love:

Do you want me to shave the hair off or should I just plait it with a few festive beads? :hihi:

cressida
18-12-2007, 23:02
I want to kiss the one who wants to be kissed,
frozen in a moment for the rest of time
whose lips never want to leave mine
whose arms wrap around me and never let me fall away.
somewhen, somewhere, she is waiting...

that's lovely Shaun, I sincerely hope you find her, and then realise she was worth waiting for:)

Ghozer
18-12-2007, 23:17
anyone whos up for it :P

Swan_Vesta
18-12-2007, 23:18
The mistletoe was hanging high,
Her thoughts escaped with a gentle sigh,
She saw him circle her from afar,
To pick her from the throng, a shining star.

His ardour steeled his thought and intent,
And to her opened mouth he gently leant,
She braced herself for his loving kiss,
He breathed hard and with a strain'ed hiss,
Said "I'll be back in a sec love" trying to be cool,
"I'll be dropping the kids off at the pool"

:D

Dozy
18-12-2007, 23:21
God who is that? Is she single? Does she have an msn account?

Blimey, you're getting a bit fussy, aren't you?? :hihi:

HappyHoosier
19-12-2007, 00:01
Let's just hug and leave it at that, OK?

purdyamos
19-12-2007, 00:18
I gave a forummer a peck on the shoulder the other day. I couldn't reach any further up. :hihi:

My mouth is still open to offers. Madowl will be fine, apparently *he's not fussy*. :love:

rubydazzler
19-12-2007, 00:28
*appears on thread briefly*

checks last few posts, just in case

*leaves thread, feeling just a little disappointed*

:P

Dozy
19-12-2007, 01:23
Let's just hug and leave it at that, OK?

No! You can't just hug under the mistletoe - it's not traditional.

You've got to manage an "air kiss" at least :hihi:

HappyHoosier
19-12-2007, 03:04
No! You can't just hug under the mistletoe - it's not traditional.

You've got to manage an "air kiss" at least :hihi:


Aw, I hate air-kissing.... it's so faux.

I'm just not a smoochy kind of person. I mean, I can be passionate: With a special someone, yeah, I'll include tongue at no extra charge. But with acquaintances I'm a bit stingy with the lip locks.

Maybe I should just tend the punch bowl on the other side of the room?:(

johnE
19-12-2007, 08:01
I would like to attempt the world French kissing record with the gorgeous yumyum.

So would I , but the concequences of my actions could be my demise.
lucky Mike Bayly

madowl
19-12-2007, 08:05
Madowl will be fine, apparently *he's not fussy*. :love:
who says im not fussy....?:o just you wait till mother finds out!:P

Moonbird
19-12-2007, 08:13
I would like to give my Xmas kiss and a big hug to The_DADDY, cause I think he deserves one this Xmas.
And if I am allowed to sneak in another kiss I will give it to Madowl, because I think he is a thoroughly nice chap :D

madowl
19-12-2007, 08:14
I would like to give my Xmas kiss and a big hug to The_DADDY, cause I think he deserves one this Xmas.
And if I am allowed to sneak in another kiss I will give it to Madowl, because I think he is a thoroughly nice chap :D
Ive pulled!:D

Moonbird
19-12-2007, 08:16
Ive pulled!:D

:hihi: Indeedy :love:

madowl
19-12-2007, 08:25
:hihi: Indeedy :love:sod holding a sprig of mistletoe.... im gonna get the whole frikkin bush!
EDIT; wait till she finds out what i look like.... that always puts a stop to things...
http://www.gbposters.com/image/image/1275/FP1645.jpg

Moonbird
19-12-2007, 08:40
sod holding a sprig of mistletoe.... im gonna get the whole frikkin bush!
EDIT; wait till she finds out what i look like.... that always puts a stop to things...
http://www.gbposters.com/image/image/1275/FP1645.jpg

OMG I'm in love... wow those white pants :love: your a fine figure of a man Madowl ;)
*Sits picking bits of mistletoe bush out of hair*

madowl
19-12-2007, 08:45
OMG I'm in love... wow those white pants :love: your a fine figure of a man Madowl ;)
*Sits picking bits of mistletoe bush out of hair*i knew they were my lucky y fronts..

Moonbird
19-12-2007, 08:46
i knew they were my lucky y fronts..

:hihi::hihi::hihi:

madowl
19-12-2007, 08:48
:hihi::hihi::hihi:wanna see me Rise to the occasion ??http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/dollmakers/dollz466/dollz1.gif

Moonbird
19-12-2007, 08:58
wanna see me Rise to the occasion ??http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/dollmakers/dollz466/dollz1.gif

Omg you really know how to tease a girl *Thud* ... picks tongue up off the floor :love::love:

madowl
19-12-2007, 09:02
Omg you really know how to tease a girl *Thud* ... picks tongue up off the floor :love::love:
hey,,, its christmas... i try to please...:D
what can i say... when you lie in bed tonight... think of me..
http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/homer_sleep.gif

leviathan13
19-12-2007, 11:31
Where are you xruthx????? I'm puckered and ready!

*binty*
19-12-2007, 11:38
D2J :love: :love: :D

Rich
19-12-2007, 17:09
D2J :love: :love: :D

I'm nearer to your level though! :D

He's about 2 foot taller than you! :P

*binty*
19-12-2007, 17:11
I'm nearer to your level though! :D

He's about 2 foot taller than you! :P

Well yeah, that's true :P

But i have to say him anyway, he's my OH :suspect: :hihi:

LitleMermaid
19-12-2007, 17:13
Well yeah, that's true :P

But i have to say him anyway, he's my OH :suspect: :hihi:

Hehe would you go for someone else if he wasn't your OH? :wow::hihi:

*binty*
19-12-2007, 17:16
Hehe would you go for someone else if he wasn't your OH? :wow::hihi:

Hmmmmm hard question....:hihi: Nope :love: :D

Rich
19-12-2007, 18:03
Hmmmmm hard question....:hihi: Nope :love: :D

Erm, I seem to remember you saying otherwise last week, and I quote... If I wasn't with D2J you could have me

Or something to that effect? :rolleyes:

LitleMermaid
19-12-2007, 18:10
Erm, I seem to remember you saying otherwise last week, and I quote...

Or something to that effect? :rolleyes:

Oooooh Binty love you've been caught out!!!!:o

*binty*
19-12-2007, 18:12
Erm, I seem to remember you saying otherwise last week, and I quote...

Or something to that effect? :rolleyes:

You obviously don't know what a joke is :roll:

*binty*
19-12-2007, 18:13
Oooooh Binty love you've been caught out!!!!:o

Nah, read my above comment :hihi:

frostiekazza
20-12-2007, 13:18
Id give THE DADDY a big kiss under the mistltoe cos he said in a previous post that he was looking for love :love:

Shoesme
20-12-2007, 13:28
everybody and everyone from me but the biggest to basil for making me laugh so much thus making everyone in the office think im a nutter!

citycentral
20-12-2007, 13:34
Anyone. Someone? Oh well, all gone quiet, never mind...will go back to kissing myself on the hand, and talking to myself, I'm quite good at that. No I'm not, I'm useless at it to be honest, but then again....pah!

Hecate
20-12-2007, 13:37
Anyone. Someone? Oh well, all gone quiet, never mind...will go back to kissing myself on the hand, and talking to myself, I'm quite good at that. No I'm not, I'm useless at it to be honest, but then again....pah!
Aw, have a sympathy kiss from me :D . Merry Christmas!

frostiekazza
20-12-2007, 13:41
everybody and everyone from me but the biggest to basil for making me laugh so much thus making everyone in the office think im a nutter!

Ooooooooooooooooh you shouldnt be using your office computer to go on the Sheffield Forum , you should use it for work , tut tut !!! :hihi: :hihi: . Merry Christmas XX

Shoesme
20-12-2007, 13:43
Ooooooooooooooooh you shouldnt be using your office computer to go on the Sheffield Forum , you should use it for work , tut tut !!! :hihi: :hihi: . Merry Christmas XX

You're not my boss are you? :hihi:

citycentral
20-12-2007, 13:50
Aw, have a sympathy kiss from me :D . Merry Christmas!
Ah, thanks Hecate. Merry Christmas to you too! :)

Shoesme
20-12-2007, 14:05
yuletide felicitations everybody

The_DADDY
20-12-2007, 14:22
Id give THE DADDY a big kiss under the mistltoe cos he said in a previous post that he was looking for love :love:

Thank you, i could do with some christmas TLC now the mistletoe is ordered.
:love:;)

slimsid2000
20-12-2007, 14:25
The forum christmas Mistletoe...
is now hung above the Entrance Door to the forum...
which forum members do you want to meet under the Mistletoe this christmas...?

XXX

The Lioness:D

Twinpeaks
20-12-2007, 14:28
Id give THE DADDY a big kiss under the mistltoe cos he said in a previous post that he was looking for love :love:

you wont be disappointed if you kiss The Daddy, when he kisses you, you stay kissed :love:

BasilRathbon
20-12-2007, 14:34
you wont be disappointed if you kiss The Daddy, when he kisses you, you stay kissed :love:

You're not wrong. Ever since he gave me a peck on the cheek I've been unable to sit down.

slimsid2000
20-12-2007, 14:42
you wont be disappointed if you kiss The Daddy, when he kisses you, you stay kissed :love:

Are you speaking from personal experience?

Twinpeaks
20-12-2007, 14:49
Are you speaking from personal experience?

certainly am, and no you cant join the queue sid

frostiekazza
20-12-2007, 15:21
Thank you, i could do with some christmas TLC now the mistletoe is ordered.
:love:;)

Ive already got the mistletoe , you have to wear a santa hat and red suspenders and nothing else just like your avatar though ................... and i'll wear mine as well !! :wow::lol:

The_DADDY
20-12-2007, 15:33
Ive already got the mistletoe , you have to wear a santa hat and red suspenders and nothing else just like your avatar though ................... and i'll wear mine as well !! :wow::lol:

Sounds like a plan to me:heyhey:
Just as long as you know what your letting yourslf in for ill be round in half an hour:love:

frostiekazza
20-12-2007, 15:40
Sounds like a plan to me:heyhey:
Just as long as you know what your letting yourslf in for ill be round in half an hour:love:

Oh i'll be able to handle it ( ? ) no problem :heyhey:

The_DADDY
20-12-2007, 15:47
Oh i'll be able to handle it ( ? ) no problem :heyhey:

A woman with confidence, i like it:D
Shall i wear the fluffy sussies, seeing as it christmas?:hihi:

frostiekazza
20-12-2007, 15:52
A woman with confidence, i like it:D
Shall i wear the fluffy sussies, seeing as it christmas?:hihi:

Oooooooooooooooooooooh yes please , i like a bit of tickle (and a bit of slap if you like !!!!) :heyhey::hihi:

The_DADDY
20-12-2007, 15:58
Oooooooooooooooooooooh yes please , i like a bit of tickle (and a bit of slap if you like !!!!) :heyhey::hihi:

You do realise your making it difficult for me to sit with my tea on my lap dont you:D

frostiekazza
20-12-2007, 16:01
You do realise your making it difficult for me to sit with my tea on my lap dont you:D

Oh , im sorry , maybe i could come and relieve your difficulty !! :love:

The_DADDY
20-12-2007, 16:04
Oh , im sorry , maybe i could come and relieve your difficulty !! :love:

Please, dont appologise. I was saying it as a possitive thing:heyhey:.
Now, how soon can you be here:love:?

pattricia
20-12-2007, 16:05
Oh , im sorry , maybe i could come and relieve your difficulty !! :love:

:wow::wow::wow::wow:

frostiekazza
20-12-2007, 16:10
Please, dont appologise. I was saying it as a possitive thing:heyhey:.
Now, how soon can you be here:love:?

I'll just re-apply my lipstick and slip into my santa hat and sussies and be with you soon :love:

frostiekazza
20-12-2007, 16:11
:wow::wow::wow::wow:

I , of corse , meant i would steady his plate for him !!! :hihi:

The_DADDY
20-12-2007, 16:16
I'll just re-apply my lipstick and slip into my santa hat and sussies and be with you soon :love:

The doors off the latch and im wearing my dirtiest smile..
Come and get me:love::love::love::love:

The_DADDY
20-12-2007, 16:16
I , of corse , meant i would steady his plate for him !!! :hihi:

Oh, bugger:(
:D

frostiekazza
20-12-2007, 16:19
The doors off the latch and im wearing my dirtiest smile..
Come and get me:love::love::love::love:

You managed to finish your tea then with no mishaps ? , if you had burnt yourself i could always kiss the burning part better !!!!

The_DADDY
20-12-2007, 16:31
You managed to finish your tea then with no mishaps ? , if you had burnt yourself i could always kiss the burning part better !!!!

Now you mention it there was some spillage.
Some swelling too:heyhey:

frostiekazza
20-12-2007, 16:33
Now you mention it there was some spillage.
Some swelling too:heyhey:

My lips are puckered , and ready and willing :love:

pattricia
20-12-2007, 16:33
Now you mention it there was some spillage.
Some swelling too:heyhey:

Shoot over there sharpish now Frostie !! :cool:

The_DADDY
20-12-2007, 16:38
My lips are puckered , and ready and willing :love:

Well then listen to Pattricias advice.
Please!!!

pattricia
20-12-2007, 16:49
Well then listen to Pattricias advice.
Please!!!

Hes still waiting Frostie !! :roll::roll::roll:

The_DADDY
20-12-2007, 16:59
Hes still waiting Frostie !! :roll::roll::roll:

I think i may have missed my chance...:(...

frostiekazza
20-12-2007, 18:03
I think i may have missed my chance...:(...

Sorry i was having my tea !!

pattricia
20-12-2007, 19:01
Sorry i was having my tea !!

Well, are you going over ? ne mind tea !! :roll:

The_DADDY
20-12-2007, 19:33
Well, are you going over ? ne mind tea !! :roll:

Shes probably getting ready as we speak..

pattricia
20-12-2007, 19:42
Shes probably getting ready as we speak..

You must meet her at the door girating like your avatar. !:cool:

The_DADDY
20-12-2007, 19:46
You must meet her at the door girating like your avatar. !:cool:

I always answer my door girating like my avatar..:heyhey:

pattricia
20-12-2007, 19:50
I always answer my door girating like my avatar..:heyhey:

Well get t'kettle on for her then, and remember, theres nothing like good food, good wine and a bad girl! ;)

LitleMermaid
20-12-2007, 19:51
I always answer my door girating like my avatar..:heyhey:

You do realise now half the forum is going to come knocking on your front door to see that don't you?:cool:

The_DADDY
20-12-2007, 19:52
Well get t'kettle on for her then, and remember, theres nothing like good food, good wine and a bad girl! ;)

Good food.....check!
Good wine.....Check!
A bad girl......pending...

Waltheof
20-12-2007, 21:53
Well get t'kettle on for her then, and remember, theres nothing like good food, good wine and a bad girl! ;)

Well, if I can provide the first two...?? :D

pattricia
20-12-2007, 21:54
Well, if I can provide the first two...?? :D

Do you feel naughty tonight Walt ?

Waltheof
20-12-2007, 21:55
Do you feel naughty tonight Walt ?

Given the opportunity...YES!

pattricia
20-12-2007, 21:56
Given the opportunity...YES!

Carry on then, and chase me round SF will you ? :cool:

Waltheof
20-12-2007, 21:58
Carry on then, and chase me round SF will you ? :cool:

Ah--I know that game...he chased her until she caught him :o

pattricia
20-12-2007, 22:00
Ah--I know that game...he chased her until she caught him :o

Yes, thats the idea Walt. Ready, steady, Go.!!:D

Waltheof
20-12-2007, 22:02
Yes, thats the idea Walt. Ready, steady, Go.!!:D

SWISH clump clump clump...feet resounding

pattricia
20-12-2007, 22:03
SWISH clump clump clump...feet resounding

Have you got those sexy sandals on Walt ? :)

Waltheof
20-12-2007, 22:06
Have you got those sexy sandals on Walt ? :)

Yup--you know, Mercury got around nicely with sandals too...though he had the advantage of wings on his

pattricia
20-12-2007, 22:08
Yup--you know, Mercury got around nicely with sandals too...though he had the advantage of wings on his

Wings on his ......? Never not on that ! :)

Waltheof
20-12-2007, 22:10
Wings on his ......? Never not on that ! :)

On his sandals!!!

Mind you, some of the bronze **** found at Pompeii (now kept in the Secret Museum there) did have wings on them!

pattricia
20-12-2007, 22:12
On his sandals!!!

Mind you, some of the bronze **** found at Pompeii (now kept in the Secret Museum there) did have wings on them!

Really ? Fly me to the moon, and let me play among the stars!!

Waltheof
20-12-2007, 22:14
Really ? Fly me to the moon, and let me play among the stars!!

Have a look at

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Museum,_Naples

pattricia
20-12-2007, 22:16
Have a look at

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Museum,_Naples

Walt, Ive gone all flushed havent I ?(any more pics) ;)

Waltheof
20-12-2007, 22:18
Walt, Ive gone all flushed havent I ?(any more pics) ;)

I'm looking!

Seriously, it is a fantastic collection of erotic art--and some of the wall paintings preserved there are blatantly erotic too

pattricia
20-12-2007, 22:20
I'm looking!

Seriously, it is a fantastic collection of erotic art--and some of the wall paintings preserved there are blatantly erotic too

Let me know what love is like on Jupiter and Mars ! er, really ?Wall paintings too?

Waltheof
20-12-2007, 22:20
Let me know what love is like on Jupiter and Mars ! er, really ?Wall paintings too?

Yup! I'll try to find them

pattricia
20-12-2007, 22:22
Yup! I'll try to find them

Remember though Walt, Family Forum.!

Waltheof
20-12-2007, 22:23
Remember though Walt, Family Forum.!

True--but you can have a look at

http://ancienthistory.about.com/od/pompeii/ss/BrothelsPompeii_2.htm

pattricia
20-12-2007, 22:26
True--but you can have a look at

http://ancienthistory.about.com/od/pompeii/ss/BrothelsPompeii_2.htm

I shall take my time looking through those. All in the name of art you understand ! :)

Waltheof
20-12-2007, 22:28
I shall take my time looking through those. All in the name of art you understand ! :)

Take a look at

http://www.142throckmortontheatre.com/event.php?eventid=188

as well

pattricia
20-12-2007, 22:29
Take a look at

http://www.142throckmortontheatre.com/event.php?eventid=188

as well

Beautiful artwork there Walt.

Waltheof
20-12-2007, 22:30
Beautiful artwork there Walt.

Yes it is--anyway you can do a google search on the Secret Museum in Naples

frostiekazza
20-12-2007, 22:31
Blimey , were getting abit naughty tonight arnt we pattricia !!! .Me and you will be the talk of the forum if were not carefull , not that i mind tho :D Must be the Christmas spitit or summat :hihi:

Waltheof
20-12-2007, 22:31
Blimey , were getting abit naughty tonight arnt we pattricia !!! .Me and you will be the talk of the forum if were not carefull , not that i mind tho :D Must be the Christmas spitit or summat :hihi:

SSSHHH--the mods might spot us!!

pattricia
20-12-2007, 22:33
Blimey , were getting abit naughty tonight arnt we pattricia !!! .Me and you will be the talk of the forum if were not carefull , not that i mind tho :D Must be the Christmas spitit or summat :hihi:

No, we are intellectuals, just studying a bit of artwork Frostie.:)

pattricia
20-12-2007, 22:33
Yes it is--anyway you can do a google search on the Secret Museum in Naples

Seriously, yes I will do that.

Shoesme
21-12-2007, 08:10
you're all very rude indeed!

Waltheof
21-12-2007, 16:58
you're all very rude indeed!

So is a lot of art!

frostiekazza
26-12-2007, 14:52
Good food.....check!
Good wine.....Check!
A bad girl......pending...

Hiya The Daddy , bad girl here , tried sending you a PM but it says i cant cos theres aproblem with you receiving them !!!!