Here are some of mine:

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time"
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

"Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?"
"To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!"
Forest Gump

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
Gladiator

'Back off man. I'm a scientist' - Ghostbusters.

'Irony! Oh no, we don't get that here. ... We haven't had any irony here since about '83, when I was the only practitioner of it, and I stopped because I was tired of being stared at' - Roxanne.

But you mothers dead!
Yes, I know, its relly weird!

Guess where...

This one's from Scrooged:

'I'm sorry. I thought you were Richard Pryor' - Frank Cross (Bill Murray) to the man he thought was on fire and so had just chucked a bucket of water over. It took me ages to get that one :hihi: .

It's too bad she wont live, but then again who does? Blade Runner

From Airplane;
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?'

From 40 Year old Virgin;
'She had hands as big as Andre the Giant, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.'

From The Departed;
'Who let this IRA mother <erm> in my bar... Just kidding, hows your mother?'

'Oh, she's on her way out'

'Relax, you all are' :hihi:

i'm gonna get chip faced.

'fill your hand you son of a bitch' (John Wayne)

'no Mr Bond I want you to die' (Gert Frobe)

'do I look as if I give a damn?' Daniel Craig) xxx

"I have come here to Chew bublegum and kick A55, and i'm all out of gum" They Live

You dirty rat.James Cagney in white heat I think.

Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it in for me.

If you want me just put your lips together, and whistle.

Zed's dead, baby - Zed's dead,

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

"Nobody puts Baby in a Corner." Dirty Dancing

"I'll think about that tomorrow." Gone With The Wind

“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”

Verbal Kint

On being asked if he attended the Dylan gig at Madison Square Garden.......
"No, i couldn't go: my raccoon had hepatitus"

Woody Allen in Annie Hall.

What the hell you wanna go mess around that river for?
Because it's there.

That's another fine mess you got me in to

I'll be back

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!-----Rhett Butler to Scarlet in Gone with the Wind

"If he dies...all that is life to me will die with him."

'The Village'.

There are a few from 'Memoires of a Geisha':

"Dreams can be dangerous things, they smoulder on like a fire does, and sometimes consume us completely".

...but to acknowledge that the film is based on a book, which in my opinion, is beautifully written...

'I never seek to defeat the man I'm fighting, I seek to defeat his confidence. A mind troubled by doubt cannot focus on the course to victory. Two men are equals, true equals, only when they both have equal confidence.'

'Water never waits. It changes shape and flows around things, and finds the secret paths no-one else has thought of.'

(I have tried to be as accurate in quoting, as possible-excuse any minor errors).

When asked if he liked young children.W.C.Fields replied "yes preferably roasted".

I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.

Harry Burns(When Harry met Sally) : I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

Harry Burns: Oh, really? When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.


Muriel Muriels's wedding: since I've met you and moved to Sydney, I haven't listened to one Abba song. That's because my life is as good as an Abba song. It's as good as Dancing Queen.
Pretty Woman: : Edward is our most eligible bachelor, everyone is trying to land him.
Vivian: Oh, I'm not trying to land him, I'm just using him for sex

John Doe (Seven): Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.

Tyler Durden(Fight Club): It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

(High Fidelity) Rob Fleming: Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

(Top Gun) Carole: Hey Goose you big stud!
Goose: That's me, honey.
Carole: Take me to bed or lose me forever.


Die hard: Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No ******* ****, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

"You couldn't do these awful things if I wasn't in this chair!"
"But you ARE in the chair Blanche, you ARE!" (Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?)

"At first I thought he was walking a dog, and then I realised it was his date" (Polyester)

"Oh, let me give you my all!"
"But I don't want your all - I don't even want a little bit!" (Hattie & Kenneth in one of the Carry Ons)

Frank: Raymond where's the f*cking beer man?
Raymond: It's right here Frank. You want me to pour it?
Frank: No I want you to f**k it! S**t yes pour the f*cking beer!

" Donkey - two things, OK?? SHUT....UP!!"

"I feel the need, the need for speed!" from Top Gun :thumbsup:

* Putting the keys in my left pocket. Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm. Gun in the right-hand side. - the long kiss goodnight.

* Say what again. I dare you. I double dare you mofo. Say what one more gd damn time. - pulp fiction.

* Not to **** on anyone's riff here, but let me just see if I grasp this concept, ok? You're suggesting that we take some ****ing parking shuttles, and reinforce them with some aluminum siding, and then just head on over to the gun store and watch our good friend Andy play some cowboy movie jump-on-the-covered-wagon bull****. Then, we're gonna drive across a ruined city, through a welcome committee of a few hundred thousand dead cannibals, all so that we can sail off into the sunset on this ****ing asshole's boat? - dawn of the dead (2004).

* I'll be back - terminator 2.

* Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary f**king Poppins... LONDON. - snatch.

* Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again. - jaws

* I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work. - the devils rejects

OMG. There are too many. I could go on, but I need to get back to work! :rolleyes:

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. - Fight Club

If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? - Fight Club

Some men just want to watch the world burn - The Dark Knight

Now don't take this the wrong way, but you're a terminator, right? - Terminator 2

28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end. - Donnie Darko

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. - Scarface

Get away from her you ***** - Aliens

Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane. - Shawshank Redemption


I too could go on and on!! :D

The entire script of Withnail and I but 'don't threaten me with a dead fish' is a highlight.

'The horrors... the horrors...' if you can understand Marlon Brandos gruff mutterings.

Probably loads and loads of other things but my mind always goes blank.

The entire script of Withnail and I but 'don't threaten me with a dead fish' is a highlight.

Absolutely :thumbsup:

I was going to put some Withnail & I ones but realised there are just too many!

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"

"Stupid is as stupid does"

Both spoken by Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your ****ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. "

Both from Fight Club


And now some classics from the master of the quip - Groucho Marx...

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."

"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. "

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. "

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. "

"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. "

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. "

"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. "

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

"I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. "

How about a nice, greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray (Weird Science). I've used it before now to people with hangovers!

Some of my faves..

From Slapshot..( at least the ones, suitable for a family forum )

The fans are standing up to them! The security guards are standing up to them! The peanut vendors are standing up to them! And by golly, if I could get down there, I'd be standing up to them!

Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle. Number six, Ogie Oglethorpe.

And a couple of random ones..

sell crazy somewere else were all stocked up here - Melvin Udall, As good as it gets

'Colonel Sanders'! OOH how I hate that bar steward, with his wee, beady eyes, 'Oh you're gonna eat my chicken'
Dad, How can you hate the Colonel. #1 Because he puts a secret ingredient in his chicken that makes yoou crave it fortnightly, smartarse! - Charlie / His Dad - So I Married An Axe Murderer

When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die! - Dr Evil, Austin Powers

Nice Beaver!

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"

"Stupid is as stupid does"

Both spoken by Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump

I LOATHED Forrest Gump.

Frank: Raymond where's the f*cking beer man?
Raymond: It's right here Frank. You want me to pour it?
Frank: No I want you to f**k it! S**t yes pour the f*cking beer!

What a great film.

All right. Let's hit the ****in' road, we're givin' our neighbor a joy ride. Let's get on with it. Bye, Ben. Anyone, uh, want to go on a joy ride with us. [to Dorothy] How about you? Huh? Hey, no smile for Frank? No? OK. **** it. Let's go. Now it's dark. [shouting]Let's ****! I'll **** anything that moves!

“The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look.”
Julius Caesar 75 BC

Guy Ritchie Film Revolver

Both from Dodgeball, "At Globogym we're better than you - and we know it!" And "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood".

One from Snatch, "Who took the jam out of your doughnut?", "You did, Tommy, you did".

as tha sin ar jud, ees cock ert testate - Kes

you can be my wingman any time.....bulls**t, you can be mine - top gun

coughlans law...bury the dead, they stink up the place - cocktail

adriiiiaaaaaaaannnnnnn - rocky

Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?

Spoken by Jack Napier/The Joker in the 1989 Batman starring Michael Keaton