Can I be the first to wish everyone on the forum a very merry christmas & a happy ,healthy a prosperous year to come.:love::love::love:

Can I be the first to wish everyone on the forum a very merry christmas & a happy ,healthy a prosperous year to come.:love::love::love:

Thank you herbert, and can I be the second one ? :)

I'm the third :D Merry Christmas Everyone :wave:

ill be the fourth....merry christmas all of you...:D

im the fifth then :) merry christmas !!!!!!!

I'm the sixth
Merry Christmas & happy new year everyone :partyhat:

I'm 7th merry christmas eveyone !

I'm 8th - Merry Christmas everyone and a happy new year too.

It's not Xmas yet.

Bah humbug.

For gods sake, its only the ninth. Do you wish people Happy Birthday two weeks before aswell?:loopy:

Shuddup you wingers get over it. Happy Christmas to all and party starts here :banana::banana::banana::banana:

For gods sake, its only the ninth. Do you wish people Happy Birthday two weeks before aswell?:loopy:

With a name like yours I can see why you do not look forward to xmas.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ONE AND ALL!!!

With a name like yours I can see why you do not look forward to xmas.

*tumbleweed*

You lot are probably the same saddos who have christmas lights and trimmings up even before the end of November. Get a life for God's sake you pathetic bunch. By the way, Happy New Year!!

Humbug, bar humbug

You lot are probably the same saddos who have christmas lights and trimmings up even before the end of November. Get a life for God's sake you pathetic bunch. By the way, Happy New Year!!

Nope.Wrong again.

Dashing through the snow
In a silly forum sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on happylady's ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A forum song tonight...

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way...
Magneteer smells, and Spruce has lost his way Oh,
what fun it is to wide up forum members in this christmas way oh,

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to see boyface get a pie in the face..
In a silly forum sleigh... oh...

where's your Christmas Spirit ?


MERRY CHRISTMAS FELLOW FORUM MEMBERS!:D

Dashing through the snow
In a silly forum sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on happylady's ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A forum song tonight...

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way...
Magneteer smells, and Spruce has lost his way Oh,
what fun it is to wide up forum members in this christmas way oh,

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to see boyface get a pie in the face..
In a silly forum sleigh... oh...

where's your Christmas Spirit ?


MERRY CHRISTMAS FELLOW FORUM MEMBERS!:D

Brilliant bit of fun.

Dashing through the snow
In a silly forum sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on happylady's ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A forum song tonight...

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way...
Magneteer smells, and Spruce has lost his way Oh,
what fun it is to wide up forum members in this christmas way oh,

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to see boyface get a pie in the face..
In a silly forum sleigh... oh...




I would suggest getting a hobby. Or some voluntary work.

Not "poetry" mind.

I would suggest getting a hobby. Or some voluntary work.

Not "poetry" mind.
me thinks you need a Proper Crimbo mate...

Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo.
Put up your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo.
So excited you might wee,
Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo.

On the 7 Days of Christmas my true love gave to me,
a peregrine falcon - Proper Bo, I tell thee.
Shell-toe trainers and a beanie hat, a new set of headphones, all shiny and black. I didn't sleep that night for Santa to come.
I wet the bed that's what I had done.
Cause Christmas time is the place to be,
I always wake up in a puddle a wee.
With a Ho Ho Ho and a Silent Night.
A little chipolata, I'll be feeling alright.
Turkey's on the table, as big as a cow,
celebrate crimbo, I tell thee how. Reet-oh.

Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo.
(Selecta!)
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo.
(Selecta!)
Put up your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo.
(Selecta!)
So excited you might wee, Proper Crimbo.

(Yoo hoo) Ho, ho, ho - I'm a bad Mo-Fo
I've got presents y'all, but they're two by two.
They closed the shop, so I got time for you
Supersoakay and yo water bombs,
Watch out Santa, cause here I come.
Cause I sleep on the floor, never ever on the bed.
That Santa style, so in your head.
It's me dressed up, come sit on my knee
Got gifts for yall, what you got for me?
Cha'mone, (Chamone) Cha'mone, (Chamone)
Cha'mone check check da cone.
I said Bubbles aint a monkey, she can move real funky.
Cha'mone check check da cone.
(thats right!)
Ow!

Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo.
(Selecta!)
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo.
(Selecta! Hee hee)
Put up (Oh ohhh) your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo,
(Selecta!)
So excited you might wee, Proper Crimbo,
Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo.

Hey up, where's all band gone, come on kids help us out.
Sing with me. (Proper bo bo) Check it out.
(Proper bo bo) Can I get a rewind? (Proper bo bo)
That were right good.
Proper bo bo, proper bo bo, proper bo bo.
Come on now. Let's get it together, you as well Kez.

(Sing with me)
Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo.
(Take me for a drink)
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo.
(Stick it right up)
(Baaaaaaa) Put up (ahhhh ha ha)
your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo.
(So excited)
So excited you might wee, Proper Crimbo,
Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo.

Can I get a key change?

Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo. (Sing with me)
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo. (yeah)
Put up my Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo.
(put up you Christmas tree)
So excited you might wee,
(so excited, so excited, so exicited)
Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo Proper Crimbo.

(Ooh reet good, now come on, sing with me)

Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo.
(Sing with me)
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo.
(I will take you for a drink)
Put up your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo.
(Put up your Christmas tree)
So excited you might wee,
(so excited, so excited, so excited)
Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo.

Have a Proper Bo Crim Bo

Bumblesquat
It's all because of the magic, chazam..


aint there some reight miserable gits on here!!
Its christmas....:D

All the best, :cool::)

lmao lmao:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

happy xmas too everyone ooo!!! and a hapy new year too xxx

please excuse my spelling lol x

NICE ONE MADOWL!!!!:hihi::hihi::thumbsup::banana::banana:

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR :banana::banana:

I agree thats its a bit early to wish people a Merry Christmas, but while Im in a good mood (Make the most of it, it wont last) Id like to wish you all a merry Christmas and a disgustingly prosperous new year.

Was feeling a bit bah humbug myself but popped into the post office and a nice man (customer) was giving everybody Quality Streets. Cheered right up.
Have a good one!

You lot are probably the same saddos who have christmas lights and trimmings up even before the end of November. Get a life for God's sake you pathetic bunch. By the way, Happy New Year!!

oh i see your on your own this year then again!!:hihi:

Well I'm usually one of the bah humbug crowd but here goes (and I havent figured out how to do fancy fonts yet):

May your days be merry and bright, one and all!

xKatkin

A Christmas Story

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was ******.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of 'Thanks Santa'--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little ****s
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There's No Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season

May FAT Santa get stuck up all your chimney's ....:D

:love: Merry Christmas dudes and dudette's :love:

I am getting tipsy next to a real tree, next to a real fire.
Merry Christmas to everyone!