Do you or have you ever had pet names for your partners/Evil ex's?

If so what were they?

I call my missus Sweetpea, amoungst other things ;)

i call my other half babe or babes or, OY YOU when im mad at him :D

i call mine
sugarflump, or fwod :P i have no idea where the fwod come from LOL but have sed it for years

Litha

The missus gets called either monkey or bernard - For the sake of the forum's collective sanity I'll not provide you with the explanation for either!

The ex is refered to as that fat arsed money grabbing cow.

'yo beeyach!' :hihi: . . .

My other half calls me Treacle or Gorgeous or BB - all of which I like!

A colleague at work calls me Chick - which really annoys me. :mad:

I get called a wide selection of names some of which are... Mouchois, Chois, El Pipine de Mouchois (pipine for short), Choizile, Madame Wazzile, Pophead, Popdobilina, Pob chops, poberiguard, the Brigadeer (no idea where that one came from).. theres tonnes more but I forget..

Originally posted by Anne23
I get called a wide selection of names some of which are... Mouchois, Chois, El Pipine de Mouchois (pipine for short), Choizile, Madame Wazzile, Pophead, Popdobilina, Pob chops, poberiguard, the Brigadeer (no idea where that one came from).. theres tonnes more but I forget..

:confused: ????? :| I take it your surname must rhyme with Chois?

Originally posted by Swan_Vesta
The ex is refered to as that fat arsed money grabbing cow.

I know her!

I think we ALL know her mate. :roll: I'm on amicable terms with all but one of my ex's and she's known at 'THE' EX because she was such a controlling, manipulative rotter.

*sigh* think nice thoughts, think nice thoughts Pauly!

My other half gets called honey, hun, baby, babe, sweetheart, pretty girl or gorgeous and she deserves every single one of them. :D

I'll leave it up to her to tell you what she calls me. Be gentle please hun. :blush:

If anyones in need of throwing up, wait until this thread has got to 20 ages and read it start to finish!

Sorry, I will take my grumpy self away and not bother you again......

Mrs C is affectionately known as Bianch

Me and my ex were lil gaf and big gaf :D

Mrs owdlad is most often called "lass" and she usually adresses me as "OY" :(

not really a need for pet names, I call whomever I am with by their first name! I guess you can call me lame for that! Never really got into calling by any other name!

I call my boyfriend "My Sweet" it makes us both laugh because of how insincere it sounds.

My boyfriend calls me Farts or Cheex most of the time but occasionally he will call me either Squashie, Apple cheex or bum onions dont ask me why he's mad, but we have a good laugh about it and I think its kind of cute cos he's a soppy sod.

I call my ex "The Jerk" I think that says it all.

Regards

Jo

Originally posted by Snook
I know her!

That's the polite name I use on the rare occasion I refer to her. Others include "If evil had a face" "Queen of the damned" the rest are too offensive to post on a family site.

Like the murphy's ...... I'm not bitter! : )

My sister and her boyfriend call each other "Walt" and the kids "little Walt".

They're weird.

My friend and her hubby used to call each other Bunch. Didn't know why for ages, but apparrently it was short for Honey Bunch.

K x

I call my girlfriend Pook - don't ask me why - I don't know.

Mrs Draggletail gets called Big 'Oss quite a lot which is a shame 'cos she has a slender shapely figure.

It's 'cos she eats really healthy food. I once caught her loading a huge bag of oats into the shopping trolley
Thats 'oss food, I shouted
The rest is history:hihi:


Oh, and there are the variations - 'Osstype,
Madame 'Oss, 'Ossville. I'm so romantic :hihi:

I call my bloke "kitten", in the hope that he'll just get fed up of being my kitten and get me a real one.

Had a competition to see who could come up with the cheesiest name (I think I might win after reading this thread), and my best so far is "poppet"... ;)

Originally posted by JonJParr
I call my girlfriend Pook - don't ask me why - I don't know.

That's scary, me too - something to do with a kids character called Pookel or something years ago, brother brought it up when we used to work together all over the country - doing over 2000 miles a week in a van together does strange things to you!

I used to call my ex 'Ellis' on account of the fact she was fookin hangin!!

Originally posted by Swan_Vesta
The missus gets called either monkey or bernard - For the sake of the forum's collective sanity I'll not provide you with the explanation for either!


Blackadder?

My other half calls me Kettle!!!!!! The crazy thing is I answer to it aswell. We must be as crazy as each other.

well I would have to call mine Mr Invisible :(

Im 'Chubb.' I dont know why i dont want to know why. I suppose the name im most likely to be heard calling him is 'the idiot' If im in a good mood - his proper first name will do.

I call my EX.. that waste of skin, or somtimes rimmer.
Mr honeyplanet calls me wench or slave! and I fondly refer to him as God or the ball and chain
:hihi:

Names for my ex's sadly not repeatable on a family forum :roll:

MsBehavin, can I borrow your violin for myself now :(

We are The L.B.3 or The Dotcoms. (on account of me not being able to use a P.C properley)

She calls me, Boy

I call her, Girl

And we all call the little lad, BoyBoy

We also have tons of different names for our pets.

Sometimes I think theres a lot to be said for the aliens on South Park, that were all called Marklark. Its alot easier.

Originally posted by Deejay
MsBehavin, can I borrow your violin for myself now :( [/B]

It's all yours DeeJay - have moved out of feeling sorry for self mode and into enjoying singledom (well for now anyway..)

:thumbsup:

I'd tell you, but it would probably lead to the quickest divorce in history. lol

My other half calls me Cake! I call him M (short for Michael) amongst other things!

He calls our son "blue one" and our daughter "pink one" - says it's easier than remembering their names!

Originally posted by Pauly
My other half gets called honey, hun, baby, babe, sweetheart, pretty girl or gorgeous and she deserves every single one of them. :D

I'll leave it up to her to tell you what she calls me. Be gentle please hun. :blush:

Hmmm... ok! lets be gentle :razz:

My pet names for my Mr P would be...
(sick bucket to the ready) :hihi:

Hunni / Darling / Baby / Babes / Monkey / Cherub / Poppet / Pumpkin / Bumbles / Sweet / Bad boy!

My latest is... Hunni Bunny Wunnykins! :blush:

Baring in mind he doesnt get called these names all the time... the pet name calling would depend on what kinda mood i was in an what i was after... :wink:

If i was annoyed with him... then it would be a stern name...
If i wanted something... then it would be a real soppy name to sweeten him up :wink: (damn let that one slip) :hihi:

Pauly's main pet name for me which he's forgotten to mention is 'Babycakes'... I think thats so cute... an is my fav pet name that he has for me :D

Originally posted by msbehavin
It's all yours DeeJay - have moved out of feeling sorry for self mode and into enjoying singledom (well for now anyway..)

:thumbsup:

:clap: its not a bad place to be, Msbehavin! :P As I rambled about at great length on another thread, being single does have its benefits :wink: (not having to buy valentines presents for a start.... grr... how difficult is it to buy gifts for men??!)

Back on topic, I can't remember ever calling my ex by a pet name, nor him calling me anything other than my actual name. Hmmm. I call someone at work 'my darling' a lot, but only because he dislikes me enormously and it's an easy way to wind him up :P

Originally posted by Angel05
My latest is... Hunni Bunny Wunnykins! :blush:

Ah, love:love: good on yer :D

Originally posted by Draggletail
Ah, love:love: good on yer :D

LOL! its cute... probably make him blush should i use it in crowed room :blush: hmmm now thats an idea :wink: :hihi:

Don't think we have pet names other than hun (as in honey, not Attilla).

However, the tv remote control is called "Troley" and we call his name when we can't find him. And the car is called "MC", short for Motor Car.

Anyone else have names for inanimate objects?

We seem perfectly sane compared to some of the posts on here...:)

Oh dear, shouldn't really be doing this!! :blush:

I call 'er indoors Fluffy and she calls me Bean or Beanfeast... not sure why!!

Also lounge TV remote control is Bob and bedroom remote is Bobette... car has also got a name but can't remember what it is at the mo coz we don't use it very often!! :P

Originally posted by Briano
Also lounge TV remote control is Bob and bedroom remote is Bobette... car has also got a name but can't remember what it is at the mo coz we don't use it very often!! :P

Our remote is called thingy or where's the... an do the actions :hihi: well at least we know what one another's talking about :blush:

My hubby calls me chezbut and buggerlugs so romantic eh!
He calls his ex 'the bitch', his ex-mum-in-law 'Dragon' and he actually calls my sister 'Poison'. Don't think he likes them much:suspect:

I call my love either babe or spam (his name is sam) and he calls me sugernips which i love almost as much as him!

My car is called "Miss Scarlet"...and all my goldfish are called "Dave"...

I call my otherhalf Moo, though i cant remember how that came about?!?! He calls me kitty, which i like!! :P

The TV remote is boringly call buttons!

Our remote is called metallica

After me...telly...clicker!

My beautiful fiance's pet name is Bubba or Pitchford.

Not sure why Pitchford, but it kinda rhymes with his name Richard.

But Bubba is the old favourite x x x x

He's sweetie and I'm honey.......

After 11 yrs together, still loves young dream.........:love:

This is the sort of stuff that you cringe about. I always cringe when I accidently say one of the pet names I call my partner during a conversation with someone, lol.

There are many but the pet name of the month is 'My little Urchin' and I am 'Pilchard' lol......god!......CRINGE!!! :D